Absolutely Covered

30 May 2004

Having noticed that custard seems to be a favourite of a few people,i was just wondering what other food/drink you guys like to use to lick off,nibble etc,etc.
My personal favourite has to be to pour martini asti over steve(im sure you can guess where!! wink

:wink: :wink: :wink: )and suck it all off,mmmmmmmmmm biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D drinkies

30 May 2004

You suck asti off his toes?? eeewwww lol

Baileys Hagen Daaz ice cream is of my favourites . 69position

Usually seems to be dessert food or alcohol though. For some reason women just aren't willing to let me cover them in roast beef, roast tatties, yorkshire pud and gravy. dunno

30 May 2004

We've had an 'ice cold wine' incident that sticks in my mind - great if expected but liable to make you jump if it isn't !!
I'll say no more on the subject but I know one other person that will be laughing as they read this !! lol

:lol:

30 May 2004

Quote by sussexguy
You suck asti off his toes?? eeewwww
Baileys Hagen Daaz ice cream is of my favourites .
Usually seems to be dessert food or alcohol though. For some reason women just aren't willing to let me cover them in roast beef, roast tatties, yorkshire pud and gravy.

Firstly i wouldnt suck toes if you paid me :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
secondly i just cant imagine why no women would let you cover them in roast beef etc confused

:? :? But then again,i cant really imagine you enjoying yourself licking it off :!: :!: :!: :!: (or chewing it off!!)

30 May 2004

I'd enjoy it if I were hungry lol

......... OK what about spag bols then? blink

30 May 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Having noticed that custard seems to be a favourite of a few people,i was just wondering what other food/drink you guys like to use to lick off,nibble etc,etc.
My personal favourite has to be to pour martini asti over steve(im sure you can guess where!! :wink: :wink: :wink: )and suck it all off,mmmmmmmmmm :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

It was me that suggested custard - but I only meant it as a joke :shock:
What I really prefer is to cover a lady in slices of spam..
Seems normal to me redface

Paul

30 May 2004

ooooooooooooooooooh MARMITE

30 May 2004

Quote by eginhpos
ooooooooooooooooooh MARMITE

30 May 2004

Quote by Carpathian
We've had an 'ice cold wine' incident that sticks in my mind - great if expected but liable to make you jump if it isn't !!

Jump! Well that's a bit of an understatement!! I had to unclip you from the ceiling

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
MissChief - who really needs to think out her surprises a bit more carefully :lol2:

30 May 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
As it's you Clare I'd actually prefer chocolate angel delight. wink

:P
Mmmmmmmmmmm lick-tastic :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
BTW there's a restaurant in Manchester that serves sushi of naked women.
Just an idea for when I nip round :wink:

30 May 2004

Cold champagne out of a belly button, and then from wherever else takes your fancy, it's the fizz that does it apparently.
I can vouch for the efficacy of a blowjob mixed with said champagne :shock:

30 May 2004

Treacle........its a crap food for play, but it keeps the flies off of me in the summer.

30 May 2004

Fun 365 said:

What I really prefer is to cover a lady in slices of spam..

I thought spam was not allowed in the forum lol

Mike.

30 May 2004

After 20 years of marriage, Joe & Mary were starting to slow down in the bedroom department. They thought they were a bit young to be going off sex so they went to their doctor to see if he could help.
"Strip please" the doctor said.
"I can assure you you," said Joe, "We're fine physically, there's no need to examine..."
"Trust me will you? Strip."
The took off their clothes and the doctor pondered.
"OK, you're fine, you just need a bit of variety to rekindle the old spark. Something new. Here's what I want you to do. On your way home, stop off at the greengrocers and get some grapes and a pineapple."
"What on earth for?" Mary asked.
"Well the grapes are for your husband to eat out of your pussy, and if you cut the pineapple up into rings you can put them on his todger and eat them off him."
"OK, we'll try."
A few weeks later Joe & Mary were out with their friends, Jack and Jill, who mentioned in conversation that after 6 months of marriage they still hadn't had any really satisfying sex and wondered if there might be something wrong with them.
"Oh, you should see our doctor. He really helped us put the spark back into our love life."
Jack and Jill decided to visit the doctor.
The next day, as Joe & Mary were making their now regular visit to the greengrocer for supplies, they saw Jack and Jill coming out.
"Oh." said Joe with a smile, "So you took our doctor's advice then?"
"Yes," said Jack, "But we need to visit one more shop on our way home."
"Oh? Why's that?"
"Well," said Jill with a grin, "We've got the coconuts, but the greengrocer doesn't sell Polo Mints."

30 May 2004

Quote by Lucifer
Cold champagne out of a belly button, and then from wherever else takes your fancy, it's the fizz that does it apparently.
I can vouch for the efficacy of a blowjob mixed with said champagne :shock:

You too Lucifer? Strawberries and champagne cannot be beaten, cliche or otherwise but I'll let Will explain about the single cream... :twisted:
Sappho xxx

30 May 2004

Quote by eginhpos
ooooooooooooooooooh MARMITE

Now I'm a sucker for Marmite on toast (Rachel step forward - where are now I need you) but Marmite on bum; Marmite on nipple; Marmite on... ooooh I think that would sting wouldn't it confused

: I'm not so sure.

30 May 2004

Quote by Sappho
but I'll let Will explain about the single cream...

We are all waiting Will :twisted:
Kit
xxx

30 May 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
We've had an 'ice cold wine' incident that sticks in my mind - great if expected but liable to make you jump if it isn't !!

Jump! Well that's a bit of an understatement!! I had to unclip you from the ceiling

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
MissChief - who really needs to think out her surprises a bit more carefully :lol2:
misschief - you are NOT supposed to to use electricity on top of the wine !!!!! how many times dya need to be told :grin: :rotflmao: :grin: :rotflmao: :grin: :rotflmao:
Lucy kiss

30 May 2004

Quote by Lucifer
I can vouch for the efficacy of a blowjob mixed with said champagne :shock:

Ooooo now that sounds FUN biggrin

:D :D :D

31 May 2004

As it's you Clare I'd actually prefer chocolate angel delight. wink

:P
Mmmmmmmmmmm lick-tastic :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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But arent i sweet enough confused

: :?: :?: :?: :?:

31 May 2004

On a slight tangent... root-ginger up the bum.... (figging)... oh my, how it burns lol

Either that or if you are wanting into a lot of trouble with your partner - massage with a little peppermint oil... It feels wonderfully cooling to start with - then begins to get warmer and warmer and warmer and... then you better run! :lol:

31 May 2004

Quote by billybofh
On a slight tangent... root-ginger up the bum

Peeled

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31 May 2004

Quote by westerross
On a slight tangent... root-ginger up the bum

Peeled

:
YES!!! but only once it's in situ :twisted:

31 May 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
As it's you Clare I'd actually prefer chocolate angel delight. :P
Mmmmmmmmmmm lick-tastic :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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But arent i sweet enough : :?: :?: :?: :?:

Angel delight would be just like the icing on the cake. Something sweet on top, but underneath, something moist and fruity. :wink: :twisted:

31 May 2004

Quote by billybofh
On a slight tangent... root-ginger up the bum.... (figging)... oh my, how it burns
Either that or if you are wanting into a lot of trouble with your partner - massage with a little peppermint oil... It feels wonderfully cooling to start with - then begins to get warmer and warmer and warmer and... then you better run! :lol:

Word of warning guys!Peppermint essential oil should never be applied directly on to the skin, only in a carrier oil such as jojoba, olive or almond oil.
In fact nearly all the essential oils are hazardous when applied directly to the skin, or taken internally. Only three essentail oils can be applied directly on to the skin and they are lavender (some people may have a sensitivity to it and it should not be used on pregnant women), chamomile and teatree.
Billy, if you're going to make suggestions, make sure they're safe for the majority please.
Sappho (rather cross because it's the misuse of oils which gives aromatherapy a bad name)

31 May 2004

........oh yeah. Kinda related to the above.
Guys avoid peppermint-flavoured condoms at all costs, unless you want "bits" that glow in the dark :eeek:

31 May 2004

of course we all know what those "have you been sminted yet?" adverts were actually about - a Smint just about the strongest peppermint that can be comfortably orally applied to the genitals :-)

31 May 2004

I thought that was what Wrigleys Extra Thin Ice was invented for.
CQ

31 May 2004

i think that belongs more in the thread about dental dams? :-)

31 May 2004

What about a blowjob when someone's had something hot to drink....hot water, herbal tea...makes the mouth much warmer than usual.