Well she answered the door and said help yourself, which he unduly did.
Having finished doing a number 2 he opened a window and made sure he left the toilet in the same condition it was in when he arrived, when there was a knock on the bathroom door.
The voice on the other side was a males voice and he said "cmon how much longer are you going to keep me waiting you sexy bitch"
He opened the door slightly startled to see this womans partner stood outside the bathroom door sporting a handsome erection - obviously the squeals of horror are lost in telling this now, but the partner made a hasty retreat to the bedroom, and my Member of staff made a hasty exit out the front door.
Of course telling us about this on his return to the office has left us in absolute hysterics - apologies if this womans partner is on here and is sheepishly reading this :shock:
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