Quote by kjb01
It is now perfectly clear;
MATERIALS. prefer materials to a good hard shag, by the looks of it. However, i don't think rich men get more shags either, once their Mrs has got her hands on the house!
Quote by Darkfire
ummm, who's joking??
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:47 pm Post subject:
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ok here's mine;
A man freshly showered, delicately smelling of aftershave, smartly dressed and immaculately mannered ..... gentle with his touches (without tickling), delicious with his kisses, leaving me breathless, protective with his hugs, leading with his advances, non pushy, understanding.
Skillful with his fingers, who knows how to touch caress and tease his way through foreplay, getting me right to the edge, can lick, tease and flick with his tongue, until I'm squirming, and begging him to fuck me, and then can use his penis well, not pounding or thrusting too much, but uses it to it's full length (I prefer them smaller btw) and captivates me for hours ....
:sigh: fuck where is morbius when I need a good shag?????
C x
Quote by Calista
ok here's mine;
A man freshly showered, delicately smelling of aftershave, smartly dressed and immaculately mannered ..... gentle with his touches (without tickling), delicious with his kisses, leaving me breathless, protective with his hugs, leading with his advances, non pushy, understanding.
Skillful with his fingers, who knows how to touch caress and tease his way through foreplay, getting me right to the edge, can lick, tease and flick with his tongue, until I'm squirming, and begging him to fuck me, and then can use his penis well, not pounding or thrusting too much, but uses it to it's full length (I prefer them smaller btw) and captivates me for hours ....
C x
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:57 pm Post subject:
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steff35 wrote:
Dont want much do ya Calista......lmao
steff xx
Would you go back to drinking cheap wine when you've had the finest champagne?
C
Quote by Velvet Lips
And on the materialistic point, time and time again I get requests for sexy underwear, kinky outfits etc, which I'm always happy to wear but I'm also expected to pay for them as well, and I telling you, they don't come cheap!!!
Quote by Darkfire
And on the materialistic point, time and time again I get requests for sexy underwear, kinky outfits etc, which I'm always happy to wear but I'm also expected to pay for them as well, and I telling you, they don't come cheap!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by markz
What was the score ???
, blokes being blokes it was all over and done with in 3 minutes flat and i didnt hang around for the match. 
Quote by kjb01
Looking at some of the previous discussions, it looks like there are lots of dissatisfied ladies and lots of guys who don't know the tricks of the trade. I think this calls for a SH Academy to be set up (initially virtual of course an may be one day with real classroom sessions), where Ladies would openly disclose likes and dislikes and how to get them to reach climax, including techniques to use, and guys will practice on partners and report back the results, so that we can learn from mistakes and can compile a dictionary of "How to" !!!
... I can then after a few weeks gather all the findings and publish to SH members, so there is no excuse for lack satisfaction in our beloved female community.
Quote by Happy Cats
Just slap her on the arse and tell her to beg!
well said that cat :thumbup:
(what, you don't have yours pierced? :grin: )Quote by Darkfire
Ok, my contribution -
Considering the amount of effort we ladies often put into a 'meet', firstly, a few sincere compliments won't go amiss.
Blokes: shit shower and shave and you're ready.
Women : shit shower shave.... plus full leg wax, underarm wax, residue removal, all over body lotion for silky soft skin, fake tan application, eyebrow shaping, plucking with tweezers to upper lip/ nasal hair/ stray pubes that escaped the waxing, nails filed and painted, face on, hair done, 36 changes of clothes incorportaing entire contents of wardrobe(s) and 10 coordinating pairs of shoes/boots, not forgetting the hammering of the credit card in Ann Summers on underwear.... choose perfume, re-do face, squoosh of hairspray...........drive umpteen miles with some arsehole up ya bumper making sexual gestures like a horned-up teenager....get there, re-apply gorgeous tasting lipstick, final check in mirror, remove cheeswire thong that's splitting your ass in two.....get to door...
and he says....
Fancy a quickie then luv? the footy's on in 20 minutes.
Don't like football & and happy to travel :rascal: Quote by kjb01
dunno
Quote by Darkfire
Women : shit shower shave....
Quote by Darkfire
Blokes: shit shower and shave and you're ready.
Quote by Darkfire
And on the materialistic point, time and time again I get requests for sexy underwear, kinky outfits etc, which I'm always happy to wear but I'm also expected to pay for them as well, and I telling you, they don't come cheap!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by kjb01
dunno
First rule of asking for ladies opinions and advice about what we want in bed - dont ask for them then dismiss the one's you do get cos the suggestion isnt 'realistic' !! :roll: 
) & onle after the woman has came at least once & squirming for more does any form of penetration start :) 
