accepting ugly people

9 Oct 2009

I couldn't really give a fuck about Bruce and his opinions and certainly wasn't coming to his defence,i just wanted to clarify that the next time i rip into some Pillock whinging about getting no action on here,i can remind certain people who come to his defence about there remarks made here!

Now that's more like it fella! lol

;)
Of course, there is a massive difference between a deliberate wind up merchant ((( Sorry Brucie! :lol: ))) chucking out the bait and seeing who bites, and a somewhat naive forum user who's been here less than a week? dunno

How long you been here again Brucie? Oh . . . . four'n'alf bloody years is it? rotflmao

:P
N x x x ;)

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
is it that long. someone just asked me that. i said 2-3 years. well well well.

It says when you joined over
<<<<< there.

9 Oct 2009

Quote by neilinleeds
I couldn't really give a fuck about Bruce and his opinions and certainly wasn't coming to his defence,i just wanted to clarify that the next time i rip into some Pillock whinging about getting no action on here,i can remind certain people who come to his defence about there remarks made here!

Now that's more like it fella! lol

;)
Of course, there is a massive difference between a deliberate wind up merchant ((( Sorry Brucie! :lol: ))) chucking out the bait and seeing who bites, and a somewhat naive forum user who's been here less than a week? dunno

How long you been here again Brucie? Oh . . . . four'n'alf bloody years is it? rotflmao

:P
N x x x ;)
Good wouldn't want you thinking i'm going soft,besides wind up merchant,naive forum user,old or new...i'd treat them no different if i think they deserve it.

9 Oct 2009

Powers- I got where you were coming from, and I'm just an (ugly) girl rolleyes

Nellie was just being a nelly. lol

9 Oct 2009

Quote by Witchy
Powers- I got where you were coming from, and I'm just an (ugly) girl
Nellie was just being a nelly.

well the brown paper bag was a dead give away on that one! :wink:

9 Oct 2009

Quote by Mr-Powers
Powers- I got where you were coming from, and I'm just an (ugly) girl
Nellie was just being a nelly.

well the brown paper bag was a dead give away on that one! :wink:
I would have put money on you appearing in an ugly thread.................. :mrgreen:

9 Oct 2009

Quote by markz
Powers- I got where you were coming from, and I'm just an (ugly) girl
Nellie was just being a nelly.

well the brown paper bag was a dead give away on that one! :wink:
I would have put money on you appearing in an ugly thread.................. :mrgreen:
Wherever you are, things turn ugly. :roll:

9 Oct 2009

Quote by Witchy
Powers- I got where you were coming from, and I'm just an (ugly) girl
Nellie was just being a nelly.

well the brown paper bag was a dead give away on that one! :wink:
I would have put money on you appearing in an ugly thread.................. :mrgreen:
Wherever you are, things turn ugly. :roll:
you want me so bad it hurts..........

9 Oct 2009

Quote by Mr-Powers
Powers- I got where you were coming from, and I'm just an (ugly) girl
Nellie was just being a nelly.

well the brown paper bag was a dead give away on that one! :wink:
I would have put money on you appearing in an ugly thread.................. :mrgreen:
Wherever you are, things turn ugly. :roll:
well as soon as he starts a thread on midgets i'm sure your make an appearance! :roll:
I'm as tall as you are round......... :mrgreen:

9 Oct 2009

Quote by markz
Powers- I got where you were coming from, and I'm just an (ugly) girl
Nellie was just being a nelly.

well the brown paper bag was a dead give away on that one! :wink:
I would have put money on you appearing in an ugly thread.................. :mrgreen:
Wherever you are, things turn ugly. :roll:
you want me so bad it hurts..........
No she wants to hurt you...Badly! :roll:

10 Oct 2009

Quote by Witchy
I don't mind ugly people. They are useful to have around. They are just SOOOO grateful for a shag. It means I get a look in.
(disclaimer - I have loads of friends who are ugly- are you reading this witchy?)

You flucking cowbag. I wasn't going to be away forever, you know that, don't you?
And I'm not your friend. I only spend time with you because next to you, I'm the better option.
rotflmao

Can I read the thread now?
I got a picture of Cherry... so my plan worked....she can judge me anytime.
Give me a invite to your private gallery Brucie... I am more than happy to take whatever comes my way. I have often found a diamond in the rough.
xx

10 Oct 2009

Quote by splendid_
I got a picture of Cherry... so my plan worked....she can judge me anytime.

You've only posted that to wind the rest of us red blooded/ugly blokes up aint ya :P

10 Oct 2009

Quote by Staggerlee_BB
I prefer to think of myself as unconvetional in the looks department and non-conformist on the body shape front....but I'll settle for fat and ugly if the alternative is to be a twat

:lol: :lol:

10 Oct 2009

I have a huge acceptance of ugly people...
I have to.....
Look at what greets me every time I look in the mirror :lol2:

10 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
does the self deprecation work? similar to sympathy shags i suspect?

Are you asking if someone would shag you because they feel sorry for you?

10 Oct 2009

Quote by Theladyisaminx
does the self deprecation work? similar to sympathy shags i suspect?

Are you asking if someone would shag you because they feel sorry for you?
No.....He's asking if I'm throwing a curve ball.....
I dont play the "sympathy shag" card at all....
I have been here since 2003 (with another user name) and in that time have not been very successful and I put that down to the fact I am not the worlds best looking bloke......Simple as...
Its one of lifes cruel blows that has been dealt me and I have no choice but to accept it and carry on regardless.....
But I dont go round knocking the pretty ones as some of the pretty ones knock the not so pretty ones either.....

10 Oct 2009

what do you consider success though?
i havent had lots of sex from this site, but i havent been looking for lots as i havent clicked with many in a sexual way who are close enough to me to consider doing anything about it.
i dont even get the sympathy shags for being fat.
but then i dont give sympathy shags to those who think beauty and attraction is based on what they only view as attractive.
some of the most stereotypical good looking on here have the uggliest attitude.
its not just sex to me, its swinging and that means sex with friends, so yes i have to actually like the person.
I also dont like to watch typical porn, i like amature stuff with real bodies that are different to each other, not your barbie or 6 pack models.
xx fem xx

10 Oct 2009

I suppose success on a swinging site means having sexual relations with people dunno

But I have been fortunate enough to make some very good friends whom hopefully I will take to the grave with me( and one or two of them I would love to get a little bit closer and more personal with :rascal: ) so I have been successful in that respect...
And amatuer porn is waaaaaaaaaay better than the plastic fantastic that the commercial porn industry gives us :thumbup:

10 Oct 2009

I'm ugly but I'm too mean to have a face lift. Sorry about that
:P

10 Oct 2009

Quote by varca
stuff...

bout bloody time you got yer fine arse back on here kiss

10 Oct 2009

Quote by varca
stuff...

bout bloody time you got yer fine arse back on here kiss

You missed me 0069?? biggrin

I have been well errm busy, long story... tell you next time you fancy staying up all night :grin:
Good to see you too ya sexy thing :kiss:
MSN still works you know rolleyes

(and i live near the M6 too :rascal smile

10 Oct 2009

Quote by varca

MSN still works you know
(and i live near the M6 too :rascal

Mine bloody doesn't!!! sad

I let Lep near my puter and it has never been the same since :lol2: I need a man who can shag me to death and fix my puter to come by sometime soon... know anyone? ;)
Email still works you know wink

10 Oct 2009

and Im WAY too ugly to even dare to bother to look at Brucies profile!

10 Oct 2009

Quote by varca

MSN still works you know
(and i live near the M6 too :rascal

Mine bloody doesn't!!! sad

I let Lep near my puter and it has never been the same since :lol2: I need a man who can shag me to death and fix my puter to come by sometime soon... know anyone? ;)
Email still works you know wink

You want to shag me etherally??? Ok then, is that like that tantric sex?? Ok I'm in..... but can last for 7 hours??? ;)... are you dial-up or Broadband?
(sorry sorry)
lp

10 Oct 2009

Quote by varca

MSN still works you know
(and i live near the M6 too :rascal

Mine bloody doesn't!!! sad

I let Lep near my puter and it has never been the same since :lol2: I need a man who can shag me to death and fix my puter to come by sometime soon... know anyone? ;)
Email still works you know wink

You want to shag me etherally??? Ok then, is that like that tantric sex?? Ok I'm in..... but can last for 7 hours??? ;)
Oi bint! Don't you have a phone call to make? Get on with it instead of chatting to this bunch of perverts poke

10 Oct 2009

Quote by varca
Mine bloody doesn't!!! I let Lep near my puter and it has never been the same since :lol2: I need a man who can shag me to death and fix my puter to come by sometime soon... know anyone? ;)

:laughabove:

10 Oct 2009

I think people who are ugly on the inside are far easier to spot and more important to avoid. :thumbup:

10 Oct 2009

I seem to be appologising a lot tonight... sorry
lp

10 Oct 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__

MSN still works you know
(and i live near the M6 too :rascal

Mine bloody doesn't!!! sad

I let Lep near my puter and it has never been the same since :lol2: I need a man who can shag me to death and fix my puter to come by sometime soon... know anyone? ;)
Email still works you know wink

You want to shag me etherally??? Ok then, is that like that tantric sex?? Ok I'm in..... but can last for 7 hours??? ;)... are you dial-up or Broadband?
(sorry sorry)
lp
Often copied............rarely equalled....... :roll:

11 Oct 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
I think people who are ugly on the inside are far easier to spot and more important to avoid. :thumbup:

:thumbup:
well, mostly rolleyes