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Accident Tips for Women

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Having had a pretty bad head-on smash a couple of months ago, I found this hilarious.
Just sorry I didnt think of it at the time.... lol
thought I'd share. Sharing is good, right? :twisted:
The Accident
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So .... you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. "Then she
hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rotflmao :rotflmao:
I like, and I agree! lol :twisted:
Man points out to woman.... that HIS car is on the correct side of the road, her tyre tracks veer onto his side of road, and then points out to cops when they arrive her masscara is only applied on one set of eyelashes... and there is a copy of Bella open on the front seat...
moral of the story....
men are observant and.....
.... women should get the bus...
bolt
Quote by postie
Man points out to woman.... that HIS car is on the correct side of the road, her tyre tracks veer onto his side of road, and then points out to cops when they arrive her masscara is only applied on one set of eyelashes... and there is a copy of Bella open on the front seat...
moral of the story....
men are observant and.....
.... women should get the bus...
bolt

Note to all the female mods, due to concrete probs, 14ft hole still in garden, still room for postie.
Quote by postie
Man points out to woman.... that HIS car is on the correct side of the road, her tyre tracks veer onto his side of road, and then points out to cops when they arrive her masscara is only applied on one set of eyelashes... and there is a copy of Bella open on the front seat...
moral of the story....
men are observant and.....
.... women should get the bus...
bolt

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
postie... you really do have a death wish this week, don't you?
x
Quote by sparky230
Man points out to woman.... that HIS car is on the correct side of the road, her tyre tracks veer onto his side of road, and then points out to cops when they arrive her masscara is only applied on one set of eyelashes... and there is a copy of Bella open on the front seat...
moral of the story....
men are observant and.....
.... women should get the bus...
bolt

Note to all the female mods, due to concrete probs, 14ft hole still in garden, still room for postie.
Sparky, my nerd friend, I can see me popping postie into a large bag and sending him your way before long :lol2:
Quote by postie
Man points out to woman.... that HIS car is on the correct side of the road, her tyre tracks veer onto his side of road, and then points out to cops when they arrive her masscara is only applied on one set of eyelashes... and there is a copy of Bella open on the front seat...
moral of the story....
men are observant and.....
.... women should get the bus...
bolt

I'm sure Bella is out of print Postie, are you showing your age darlin? Even I remember that one.........
rotflmao
Caf x
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Quote by postie
.. women should get the bus...
bolt

Quote by HornyRed
.... women should get the bus...
bolt


OMG postie :shock: run you have her really mad now :scared:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Man points out to woman.... that HIS car is on the correct side of the road, her tyre tracks veer onto his side of road, and then points out to cops when they arrive her masscara is only applied on one set of eyelashes... and there is a copy of Bella open on the front seat...
moral of the story....
men are observant and.....
.... women should get the bus...
bolt

Note to all the female mods, due to concrete probs, 14ft hole still in garden, still room for postie.
Sparky, my nerd friend, I can see me popping postie into a large bag and sending him your way before long :lol2:
is that gonna be first class or special delivery lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sparky, my nerd friend, I can see me popping postie into a large bag and sending him your way before long :lol2:

Well don't post him there - it will take for ever!! confused :? :?
Very funny story......
......and as for postie as a current song says 'I predict a riot!!'