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... not a piss take on this one, the pics on this one are very well taken with equal amount of sex appeal and class. The pics are almost too good - to the point were i wouldn't be surprised if they are professional.
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-147862.html
Nah, I think it's genuine. Surely a professional would've gone to the trouble to colour in their white bits?
You're right though - great pics.
However, IF I was looking, that ad would put me off 'cos it's the equivalent of the stereotypical single guy's "wanna shag?" ad. It says very little about the person and there's not enough information to give a person something 'to go on', if you know what I mean.
Remember guys and gals,
If you see an ad which you suspect is a bit iffy- hit the 'report this ad' button and we will deal with it. Also, if you respond to an ad which then turns out to be iffy, please let us know, with ad number and email evidence if possible. Don't worry if you think you have been stupid, we are not naming and shaming you, but we will act against the advertiser.
Fang Q! lol
Mal
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Marya - I would assume that she is working under the premise that she has gone to the effort to provide such good photos that she maybe doesn't need to give any more info, i can also understand why someone would not necessarily give so much info about themselves (even more so for a single woman).
I can only imagine what her inbox is like now?? (ha ha... if this was a friday afternoon that would almost sound like a smutty inuendo!)
She's nicked my outfit for blue's party :mad:
I hope she's done with it by next week or I'll have nothing to wear..... biggrin
I susspected this as well! Could well be one of those journalists Missy has warned us about, just fishing for a story.
LC
Yep the ad's iffy, she's wearing her hat in the wrong place!! lol :lol:
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Marya - I would assume that she is working under the premise that she has gone to the effort to provide such good photos that she maybe doesn't need to give any more info, i can also understand why someone would not necessarily give so much info about themselves (even more so for a single woman).
I can only imagine what her inbox is like now?? (ha ha... if this was a friday afternoon that would almost sound like a smutty inuendo!)

Hmmm you could be right. When I had an ad (for all of 3 weeks) I received over a hundred replies within 2 days and I didn't even have any pics on it. Many of the responses included personal information - real full names, phone numbers and even addresses! I still get at least one PM a day offering 'fun' based purely on my avatar. I think that says more about the single guys that reply to ads than the advertiser...... on second thoughts; let's not get onto that one, it's been done to death!
As far as giving more info on an ad - I wasn't referring to personal information that could jeopardise a person's privacy but something to actually sell that person to you - make them more appealing. we all know how advertsing works. I know lots of men (and women!) get off on visuals alone, but I prefer to know a bit more about a person than the size of their tits and what uniform they like, before deciding to arrange a potential shag!
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I know lots of men (and women!) get off on visuals alone, but I prefer to know a bit more about a person than the size of their tits and what uniform they like, before deciding to arrange a potential shag!

that there be one of the fundamental differences between men and women... like i said earlier the pics are very well taken, classy and as such incredibly sexy - to me that probably says more about the person who had them taken than anything she could have written. Although like i said earlier i think they're professional - an ex gf from a few years ago was a professional dancer and also did some modelling for club flyers from time to time... she would stand in exactly the same way (placement of hands, direction of hips with respect of the camera) which makes me think that the person is either a performer of some sort or the pics are professionally done. Either way they are probably the best i've seen on here (of their kind).
i think people have to remember that a lot of photographers when they are starting out will do photos for free.. that way they can build up a portfolio.. and the "model" can get some free pics.. this means that though the pics may be profesional.. it does not mean that the person is profesional.
i would be tempted to give the benifit of the doubt with regards to the photus.
i would however be slightly concerned about the quality of the advert.. as to me.. someone who puts so little effort into their advert does not scream "genuine" to me!
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... not a piss take on this one, the pics on this one are very well taken with equal amount of sex appeal and class. The pics are almost too good - to the point were i wouldn't be surprised if they are professional.
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-147862.html

I think I may invite her to a party - see if she's brings a dictaphone!!!
Dx
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I think I may invite her to a party - see if she's brings a dictaphone!!!
Dx

fook off!! I saw her first... ha ha.. ;)
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fook off!! I saw her first... ha ha.. ;)

Ok, no probs.
I'm a fair man - and fair is fair......
Yeah right....
I'm mailing her now!!!!!! wink
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I'm mailing her now!!!!!! wink
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ha ha... I'm living safe in the knowledge that your mail will be hidden amongst the three replies she got in the last hour! She might get back to you..... this decade!! biggrin
But on the off chance that you do get a reply - i expect a fooking invite!! lol
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I susspected this as well! Could well be one of those journalists Missy has warned us about, just fishing for a story.
LC

Hey I dont mind if she's a reporter... just as long as she doesnt make an excuse and leave lol :lol:
Cracking shots tho, not quite pro tho as the white balance is off and the focus is also off, but from an angle and style... crackin.
Very much along the lines of these I did some time ago

Just a shame shes in london :cry: So I haven't even sent an email :cry:
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ha ha... I'm living safe in the knowledge that your mail will be hidden amongst the three replies she got in the last hour! She might get back to you..... this decade!! biggrin
But on the off chance that you do get a reply - i expect a fooking invite!! lol

If she comes, so shall you my friend wink
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If she comes, so shall you my friend wink
Dx

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Quote by Robbie
... not a piss take on this one, the pics on this one are very well taken with equal amount of sex appeal and class. The pics are almost too good - to the point were i wouldn't be surprised if they are professional.
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-147862.html

Shes nicked my nurse outfit.....
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Shes nicked my nurse outfit.....

Maybe you ought to wrestle her for it.
G'wan.....
You know you want too.....!!!! wink
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shy might be a bit shy on the words that all, and theres nothing wrong with pro fotos mybe she knows a photographer .
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shy might be a bit shy on the words that all, and theres nothing wrong with pro fotos mybe she knows a photographer .

Well as long as she's not too shy to wrestle Molly I couldnt care less about how much she writes........... :twisted:
Of course I am assuming that Molly isnt shy either.....
hmmmmm
I can see that there is scope for this plan to be less than watertight.... :shock:
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If I ever get round to having some professional pics done I'd post them here
dont need them but if you do, you could allways send me some.