Addicted? Don't be silly

21 Mar 2004

The scene: A room in a hotel. Morning. A man is lying in bed. He is awake, but his eyes are still closed. One eye opens just enough for him to look at his watch.
Voiceover: 8:30. It's too early. I need sleep. Sleep is good. I don't want to get up. I could stay here all day, or at least until the hotel staff kick me out.
But the sooner I get up, the sooner I can get to the Cafe and see what's been going on this weeekend.
The man is up, out of bed, and through the shower faster than he's ever done anything in his life.

21 Mar 2004

Nah,
If you'd been addicted you'd have had the laptop connected in the hotel room. biggrin

Long ways to go yet!

21 Mar 2004

And if I had been in your hotel room you would not have got up (well) at all.... :twisted:

21 Mar 2004

If you had been there, Moist, the man would have booked the room for considerably longer than the two nights he had originally planned.
"Do I get a discount for more than five thousand nights?"