Adult Sex Quotes

8 May 2005

Saw a few of these and thought I would post them.
Would love to see if anyone else has some good ones lol

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."
"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen.

8 May 2005

Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Quote by Brendan Behan
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Quote by Woody Allen
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Quote by ....and he
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

But my personal favourite has got to be:

Quote by Angelina Jolie
I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

Yoo hoo

..... Angelina babe.... I'm over here :bounce:
Quotes courtesy of

8 May 2005

angelina god she is one babe and when you've finished there come this way babes!!!!!!
louxx

8 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
angelina god she is one babe and when you've finished there come this way babes!!!!!!
louxx

Bailiffs you are a Damn Hot babe too girl !!!!
Roni B xx

8 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
angelina god she is one babe and when you've finished there come this way babes!!!!!!
louxx

Tell you what Lou.... when she's finished with me I'll bring her up to you as long as I get to watch :twisted:

11 May 2005

the best quote is
do a lot of people cum in here smile

sorry handh
i can see my bum being slapped now.
MikeC

11 May 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
Yoo hoo ..... Angelina babe.... I'm over here :bounce:

Get in the queue! lol

11 May 2005

what a minx ive spoken to her she is coming to see me first!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P

11 May 2005

what a 3sum for colin

11 May 2005

One more quote:
Sex is a filthy, dirty act.... But only when it's done right

11 May 2005

Quote by SXBOY
what a 3sum for colin

stuff colin what about me!!!!!!! core god if only!!!!!!!!!

11 May 2005

i would pay to watch that
in asdas gift vouchers

11 May 2005

Quote by SXBOY
i would pay to watch that
in asdas gift vouchers

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11 May 2005

Groucho Marx:
'Women should be obscene and not heard'
lol

:lol:

11 May 2005

Quote by Japes
Groucho Marx:
'Women should be obscene and not heard'
:lol:

Ah! Another Radio 4 listener eh?

11 May 2005

Queue? Did someone say "queue"? What for? Can I join in?

12 May 2005

With a hint of truth....
" Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place ! "
Billy Crystal
..... I'm sure i'm not the only one who can relate to that