Advice FROM a new on the block. lol.

6 Aug 2006

Hi all,
I know this is kinda conceited of me to already be throwing out advice but I am sitting here overwhelmed by my email box. Oh dont worry ... I know its because I am 'fresh meat' lol and nothing more. lol

Anyway, heres my little snippet of advice. Please don't assume because a new girl/guy doesnt email you right back that they are rude. That is far from the case ( well, for most anyway ). When I opened my mailbox just now I realised I had 136 emails to reply to. No... I am NOT bragging I am being factual for the point of this thread. So having said that ... if you get frustrated and then send a second email asking ( or demanding ) why you didnt get a reply that then makes the new person feel uncomfortable with you before even having a chance to get to know you.
I hope I didnt offend anyone with this post. It is aimed at no-one in particular ... just wanted to offer some advice.
Y'all have a nice day.
Abi xxx

6 Aug 2006

don't worry when they come into the forums whinging about how rude people are for not replying to their e-mails......we can just send them the link to this thead....and it should explain all. wink

6 Aug 2006

we get quite a few to, if we get a second message being abusive towards us for not answering there first message as though its the only one there we just delete all there messages then add them to the iggy list.
If there going to be nasty over just 1 message then there not the type you would want to meet anyway :shock:
Shaz x

6 Aug 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
If there going to be nasty over just 1 message then there not the type you would want to meet anyway :shock:
Shaz x

:thumbup:

6 Aug 2006

But I sent you my cock shot about 2 hours ago and I've not had a reply yet.......how rude sad

Mind you thinking about it prehaps your still awe struck confused

6 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
But I sent you my cock shot about 2 hours ago and I've not had a reply yet.......how rude
Mind you thinking about it prehaps your still awe struck

:laughabove:
I never got that when I joined Sheddy! smackbottom

6 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
But I sent you my cock shot about 2 hours ago and I've not had a reply yet.......how rude
Mind you thinking about it prehaps your still awe struck

nah......she's stilling rolling about on the floor laughing at it.

6 Aug 2006

Quote by da69ve
But I sent you my cock shot about 2 hours ago and I've not had a reply yet.......how rude
Mind you thinking about it prehaps your still awe struck

nah......she's stilling rolling about on the floor laughing at it.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

6 Aug 2006

It does get a bit crazy when you post a new ad or update an old one. I think this is especially true for us single fems...... We have the power! (or so I'm told)
I nearly always check out the profiles so it is really annoying when there is practically no profile to look at (I know, my pet hate)
Anyway, at least we get to be a bit choosy
So why am I still single????

6 Aug 2006

Quote by Abilene
I hope I didnt offend anyone with this post. It is aimed at no-one in particular ... just wanted to offer some advice.
Abi xxx

It wont offend hun, we've all been there lol

Advice from Dark :
1) if they're one liners, press the delete button. If someone cant be arsed to put effort into saying hello then chances are they aint gonna put effort into anything else.
2) If they read like you're a piece of meat and the new fem on the block that someone wants a chunk of before evryone else gets there - delete em.
3) If they sound desperate, or want to be your 'friend', or want to show you the ropes - get rid. Single fems are easy targets for the sucess by association brigade - dont fall for it, delete em.
4) If they're rude or want to know why you havent replied after one pm - delete em. If they're impatient and pushy in pm, imagine what they're like face to face :shock:
5) Cock shots - with the 'want some of this' line ? the delete button is your friend :lol:
shall I go on? :lol:
I'm not cynical at all me :lol:

6 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire

I hope I didnt offend anyone with this post. It is aimed at no-one in particular ... just wanted to offer some advice.
Abi xxx

It wont offend hun, we've all been there lol

Advice from Dark :
1) if they're one liners, press the delete button. If someone cant be arsed to put effort into saying hello then chances are they aint gonna put effort into anything else.
2) If they read like you're a piece of meat and the new fem on the block that someone wants a chunk of before evryone else gets there - delete em.
3) If they sound desperate, or want to be your 'friend', or want to show you the ropes - get rid. Single fems are easy targets for the sucess by association brigade - dont fall for it, delete em.
4) If they're rude or want to know why you havent replied after one pm - delete em. If they're impatient and pushy in pm, imagine what they're like face to face :shock:
5) Cock shots - with the 'want some of this' line ? the delete button is your friend :lol:
shall I go on? :lol:
I'm not cynical at all me :lol:
Very very good advise.
Wish i could just prod them with my zapper :twisted: :lol:
Shaz x

6 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire

I hope I didnt offend anyone with this post. It is aimed at no-one in particular ... just wanted to offer some advice.
Abi xxx

It wont offend hun, we've all been there lol

Advice from Dark :
1) if they're one liners, press the delete button. If someone cant be arsed to put effort into saying hello then chances are they aint gonna put effort into anything else.
2) If they read like you're a piece of meat and the new fem on the block that someone wants a chunk of before evryone else gets there - delete em.
3) If they sound desperate, or want to be your 'friend', or want to show you the ropes - get rid. Single fems are easy targets for the sucess by association brigade - dont fall for it, delete em.
4) If they're rude or want to know why you havent replied after one pm - delete em. If they're impatient and pushy in pm, imagine what they're like face to face :shock:
5) Cock shots - with the 'want some of this' line ? the delete button is your friend :lol:
shall I go on? :lol:
I'm not cynical at all me :lol:
I love you :inlove:
:giggle:

6 Aug 2006

:giggle: I know its harsh, but how else do you/ we get through 100's of pm's? Most people must realise the ratio of single guys/ couples to single fems, surely dunno

and how 'inundated' we get - especially if we've just refreshed an ad/ posted a face/body avatar etc ... j and yet they still expect a 'oooo yes please' reply loon

I've mastered this to a fine art form now, even on my one pm a week ration I get these days, i do the delete button thing as habit rotflmao

in fact the feckin thing's almost worn out :shock:

6 Aug 2006

I put an ad up for a guy once. I had over 200 replies in 2 days and by the end of the week that total was well over 350 :shock: I know where my delete button is. It's the one with the markings rubbed off through heavy use :giggle:
I read every one but deleted without reply all the winks ( mad

) one liners and ones where they obviously hadn't read my profile at all! Needless to say, my poor fingers were worn to stubs by the end of the week and the ad was deleted.
On the other hand I have messaged a few fems but had no reply. I just shrug it off and move on. They must have their reasons for not replying.
I'm off to pm a certain lady and bring her weekly quota to 2 :giggle:

6 Aug 2006

When we did that video last week for a laugh, we made sure we put it on dammies profile so he's getting all the crap spam wink messages from single blokes :giggle:
It's so refreshing to sit back and watch his face as he reads all the crap 1 liners and cock shots :smug:

6 Aug 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
When we did that video last week for a laugh, we made sure we put it on dammies profile so he's getting all the crap spam wink messages from single blokes :giggle:
It's so refreshing to sit back and watch his face as he reads all the crap 1 liners and cock shots :smug:

I have a very sexy bum on my profile and no one ever spams me :cry: :cry: :cry:
and i was so looking forward to it aswell :twisted:

6 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
When we did that video last week for a laugh, we made sure we put it on dammies profile so he's getting all the crap spam wink messages from single blokes :giggle:
It's so refreshing to sit back and watch his face as he reads all the crap 1 liners and cock shots :smug:

I have a very sexy bum on my profile and no one ever spams me :cry: :cry: :cry:
and i was so looking forward to it aswell :twisted:
Same here rolleyes

i think

6 Aug 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
When we did that video last week for a laugh, we made sure we put it on dammies profile so he's getting all the crap spam wink messages from single blokes :giggle:
It's so refreshing to sit back and watch his face as he reads all the crap 1 liners and cock shots :smug:

I shouldn't laugh... but I will!
:giggle:

6 Aug 2006

Quote by goose35
Same here i think

Goose ya bloody numpty have you looked at my profile lol

its not my arse I was expecting to generate spam :lol: :lol:

6 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
When we did that video last week for a laugh, we made sure we put it on dammies profile so he's getting all the crap spam wink messages from single blokes :giggle:
It's so refreshing to sit back and watch his face as he reads all the crap 1 liners and cock shots :smug:

I have a very sexy bum on my profile and no one ever spams me :cry: :cry: :cry:
and i was so looking forward to it aswell :twisted:
You have a crap 1 liner PM :giggle:

6 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy

Same here i think

Goose ya bloody numpty have you looked at my profile lol

its not my arse I was expecting to generate spam :lol: :lol:
redface

sorry i been a complete numpty all frackin one think or another.

6 Aug 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
You have a crap 1 liner PM :giggle:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: a kebab shot I shall treasure for ever more lol

6 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy

You have a crap 1 liner PM :giggle:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: a kebab shot I shall treasure for ever more lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Your hot dogs not bad either :lol:

6 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire
It wont offend hun, we've all been there
Advice from Dark :
1) if they're one liners, press the delete button. If someone cant be arsed to put effort into saying hello then chances are they aint gonna put effort into anything else.
2) If they read like you're a piece of meat and the new fem on the block that someone wants a chunk of before evryone else gets there - delete em.
3) If they sound desperate, or want to be your 'friend', or want to show you the ropes - get rid. Single fems are easy targets for the sucess by association brigade - dont fall for it, delete em.
4) If they're rude or want to know why you havent replied after one pm - delete em. If they're impatient and pushy in pm, imagine what they're like face to face :shock:
5) Cock shots - with the 'want some of this' line ? the delete button is your friend :lol:
shall I go on? :lol:
I'm not cynical at all me :lol:

Hi Dark
You have a pm :rascal:

6 Aug 2006

have I? oh bollox, you mean the one I just deleted? redface

:shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

6 Aug 2006

Quote by Abilene
... I know its because I am 'fresh meat' lol and nothing more.

Nah... you just need a few more cock shots on your profile :twisted:

6 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire
have I? oh bollox, you mean the one I just deleted? :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Bad bad bad Dark

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I put so much effort into it as well kiss

6 Aug 2006

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
can you copy it from your sent box hun, and resend..... cos i really did delete it :giggle:

6 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
can you copy it from your sent box hun, and resend..... cos i really did delete it :giggle:

Sorry about this guys, I only intended a quick hijiack rather than a saga!
Ok Ok
Here we go again - take 2, with a bit more emphasis this time.
Hi Dark You have a pm :rascal:
small alteration this time
a quick kiss

for Dark for being so patiant

6 Aug 2006

my personal opinion, and its more than likely I'm talking out of my hint end (as per), but I suspect if some of those that like to take the 'click here for a shag' sorry, send wink button route, actually got involved in the forums to find that elusive single fem, they might be bit more successful, but then again, that means that they might need to string more than a couple of syllables together, and then there's the issue of being able to read as well!