Advice please!

25 Mar 2008

Hi! Just wondering if any of you could give me a little advice? Yes im a newbie & dont want to make any stupid mistakes & annoy people! Thanks for reading your help is greatly appreciated! smile

25 Mar 2008

Quote by Acidraynes
Hi! Just wondering if any of you could give me a little advice? Yes im a newbie & dont want to make any stupid mistakes & annoy people! Thanks for reading your help is greatly appreciated!

Hi, and welcome to the forum! lol

:lol:
Are you asking for advice about the forum, the site or Swinging? confused

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25 Mar 2008

and :welcome: to the madhouse.
advice to a newbie, have fun, have a sense of humour, pay anyone with 'digger' in their user ID a thousand kisses and a box of jaffa cakes....er thats about it really biggrin

25 Mar 2008

Hello and :welcome: Dont take all of this to serious lol

take a look around and get the feel of both the forums and chat rooms and good luck xx

25 Mar 2008

Hi bilko! Thanks for replying! Just after a little advice on how to make friends on the site! Read all the advice in the info section but still alittle confused! Dont just wanna rush in & piss people off! smile

:)

25 Mar 2008

Quote by Acidraynes
Hi bilko! Thanks for replying! Just after a little advice on how to make friends on the site! Read all the advice in the info section but still alittle confused! Dont just wanna rush in & piss people off! :)

You just take your time and get to know people. Treat it like you would a new pub where you have to get to know the locals! lol

:lol:

25 Mar 2008

All hail to the devine mrs bone digger! thanks for the reply! Nice to get some feedback from people as not 100% sure wot im doing! Your very welcome to the 1000 kisses but the jaffa cakes are all mine! biggrin

25 Mar 2008

Hello and welcome wave

Have you read the stickies at the top of the Cafe? they are a good place to start.....you can also get a mentor through them which might be useful to you.
Good luck and happy swinging smile

25 Mar 2008

Quote by Acidraynes
All hail to the devine mrs bone digger! thanks for the reply! Nice to get some feedback from people as not 100% sure wot im doing! Your very welcome to the 1000 kisses but the jaffa cakes are all mine!

right acid.....thats NOT a good start is it???????? evil

your supposed to be making friends and NOT making an enemy of me by coveting all the jaffa cakes.........I feel a major flounce coming on!!!

25 Mar 2008

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hi bilko! Thanks for replying! Just after a little advice on how to make friends on the site! Read all the advice in the info section but still alittle confused! Dont just wanna rush in & piss people off! :)

You just take your time and get to know people. Treat it like you would a new pub where you have to get to know the locals! lol

:lol:
You know the kind, you walk in, the locals (who all bear an uncanny resemblance to the landlord) stop talking and turn and stare at you - - - - - - (cue the Psycho music) biggrin

:D:D:D:D:D Welcome :D

25 Mar 2008

Quote by foxylady2209
Hi bilko! Thanks for replying! Just after a little advice on how to make friends on the site! Read all the advice in the info section but still alittle confused! Dont just wanna rush in & piss people off! :)

You just take your time and get to know people. Treat it like you would a new pub where you have to get to know the locals! lol

:lol:
You know the kind, you walk in, the locals (who all bear an uncanny resemblance to the landlord) stop talking and turn and stare at you - - - - - - (cue the Psycho music) biggrin

:D:D:D:D:D Welcome :D
or is it the duelling banjos from deliverance :lol: :lol: :lol:

25 Mar 2008

Thanks for the advice the lady is a minx! Nice to know thers some friendly faces out there! smile

25 Mar 2008

Stickies!! cool! still trying to get used to all the terminolgys! Thanks for the advice & where does every body get all theese qoutes? smile

25 Mar 2008

Thanks bilko! Quick question if this is the new local can i get a xtra cold with a top please? biggrin

25 Mar 2008

Quote by Acidraynes
Thanks bilko! Quick question if this is the new local can i get a xtra cold with a top please?

Of course you can - it's your round!! lol

:lol: :lol: :cheers: :cheers:

25 Mar 2008

Soz to the divine mrs bonedigger! i'll save you my last rolo! :silly:

26 Mar 2008

Thanks Foxy! You people are mad i love it! biggrin

26 Mar 2008

No worries! Wots your poison? :cheers:

26 Mar 2008

Quote by Acidraynes
No worries! Wots your poison? :cheers:

I find a pint of what Missy is drinking works wonders!! confused

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:lol:

26 Mar 2008

Well bilko i'll get it in! Chasers aswell? :beer: :beer: :beer:

26 Mar 2008

Quote by Sgt Bilko
No worries! Wots your poison? :cheers:

I find a pint of what Missy is drinking works wonders!! confused

:? :?

:lol:

So it's you that keeps nicking my drink!!! smackbottom

Hiya Mr Draynes wave

Welcome to the world of the forums, and from the look of that lot up there, you're gonna settle in just fine biggrin

Now let me direct you about, we have a few specials on at the moment....
Firstly, if you care to make your point about types of threads being done, you might want to visit here http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/273151.html - although being only half an hour into forum life, that might be a bit premature, and you don't really want to be premature on this site :undecided:
Talking of premature, if you want to build up some more stamina then you might like to go down the corridoor, up the stairs, third floor round the corner, second right, up the ladders, round the roundabout and the 83rd door on your right is this thread cool

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/273051.html
On the other hand, Mrs Bonedigger is doing a hairdressing special at the moment if you want to pop in and get your locks done http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/273551.html :lol2:
Or you might want to chat about death :shock: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/273391.html
If you're peckish, then into here you go http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/272921.html
Or you might even want a shag :shock: :shock: :shock:
Just have fun and relax, be yourself and you can't go wrong :D
Enjoy! :D

26 Mar 2008

Quote by Acidraynes
No worries! Wots your poison? :cheers:

A pint of Creme de Menthe frappe please biggrin

With a Marmite chaser ta :D
Edit: Oh didn't Missy mention the Marmite thread?

26 Mar 2008

Thanks missy i'll check em out! soz for stealing your drink but i had to wash the bar snacks down with something! :grin:

26 Mar 2008

I aint got that far yet foxy! Marmite thread? Christ i'd best take a look! Your creme de menthe@s on it's way! :giggle:

26 Mar 2008

Hi Acid my name's Firedigger wink

you can PM me my jaffa cakes smile

Welcome to the fray :P

26 Mar 2008

Hey firedigger! 1000 kisses & your jaffa cakes are on the way! lol

26 Mar 2008

And I'm JCB (aka Yellowdigger) but I prefer Hob-nobs if that's ok.
H.x

26 Mar 2008

hmmmmmmmm me thinks theres a mutiny afoot....someones out to nobble me jaffa cake stash!!!
there may be trouble ahead innocent

26 Mar 2008

Acid:
Pick your side very carefully wink

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/207631.html?highlight=Marmite
Enjoy :thumbup:

26 Mar 2008

people against marmite.....fight the blight!!!!!!!!
people against marmite.....fight the blight!!!!!!!!people against marmite.....fight the blight!!!!!!!!people against marmite.....fight the blight!!!!!!!!people against marmite.....fight the blight!!!!!!!!people against marmite.....fight the blight!!!!!!!!people against marmite.....fight the blight!!!!!!!!people against marmite.....fight the blight!!!!!!!!people against marmite.....fight the blight!!!!!!!!people against marmite.....fight the blight!!!!!!!!people against marmite.....fight the blight!!!!!!!!people against marmite.....fight the blight!!!!!!!!
not that I attempting to sway you in any way, shape or form acid!! biggrin