Ah nuts

9 Jan 2005

Well thats me knackered :cry: wink

9 Jan 2005

welcome back - I think

9 Jan 2005

Andy
Where ya been? Havent seen you for a while.
Welcome back anyway passionkiss

Vicky xxx

9 Jan 2005

And I thought the symptoms were just old age :doh:

9 Jan 2005

:shock: they are!!!
:giggle:

9 Jan 2005

CRAP! It says I do it way too often and I'm going to end up with premature ejaculation problems and erection difficulties!
Hang on a minute, I get a funny feeling something's not quite right here........
Oh it's for blokes! lol

9 Jan 2005

can you see picture of doctor in right hand corner...he's bald !!!
Now we know why !!!!!

9 Jan 2005

MQ dear dear!
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

9 Jan 2005

Hmmmm... a dilema:
Get all my hair back or refrain from sex? What should I do??? :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

11 times a day every day isn't too much is it?
Is it?!

9 Jan 2005

Zootle look at the thread on male ejaculation, he'll tell ya how to do it right,probably knows how much is too much as well rolleyes

9 Jan 2005

Quote by zootle
11 times a day every day isn't too much is it?
Is it?!

:shock: if your capable of this, pm me with your number!!!!

9 Jan 2005

Quote by zootle
11 times a day every day isn't too much is it?
Is it?!

Why only 11 times..................? wimp - a reall man wanks at least 12 times a day!! lol

9 Jan 2005

:shock: what about sex????????????? where do you fit that in???

9 Jan 2005

he fits it in his hand lol

9 Jan 2005

9 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
he fits it in his hand

:rotflmao:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
he fits it in his hand

Ahem - we're talking about REAL men - i think you were looking for the plural - HANDS........................
Ok ok i am talking bollox - now where did i leave those tweasers............

9 Jan 2005

Quote by AndyS-NE
11 times a day every day isn't too much is it?
Is it?!

Why only 11 times..................? wimp - a reall man wanks at least 12 times a day!! lol

Yeah, but you have to do everything in moderation, right?

9 Jan 2005

Quote by AndyS-NE
he fits it in his hand

Ahem - we're talking about REAL men - i think you were looking for the plural - HANDS........................
Ok ok i am talking bollox - now where did i leave those tweasers............
:shock:

9 Jan 2005

OMG :shock: , who is this quack!!!
Everyone knows too much masturbation leads to blindness and hairy palms. lol

9 Jan 2005

welcome back andy hope all is well
ps i got ya tweezers wink

9 Jan 2005

Quote by redstilletto
welcome back andy hope all is well
ps i got ya tweezers

Thank christ for that - was starting to panic there - gis them back!!!! :wink:

9 Jan 2005

no ive started a new job as
mrs ill pluck ya bolloxs
:twisted:

9 Jan 2005

:twisted: red, you needing an assisstant???????
hump

9 Jan 2005

i thought baldness was heriditory - i'll use some self control and have a Kevin Keegan style perm in no time

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:twisted: red, you needing an assisstant???????

2 hands is better than one so the saying go's
course you can mizz
andy will let you practice on him :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by redstilletto
:twisted: red, you needing an assisstant???????

2 hands is better than one so the saying go's
course you can mizz
andy will let you practice on him :twisted:
Mmm mind if i take a pass ont hat lovley offer!!

9 Jan 2005

Quote by AndyS-NE
:twisted: red, you needing an assisstant???????

2 hands is better than one so the saying go's
course you can mizz
andy will let you practice on him :twisted:
Mmm mind if i take a pass ont hat lovley offer!!
smackbottom

I dont need any practice!!!!! But we'll do it to Andy anyway :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
OMG :shock: , who is this quack!!!
Everyone knows too much masturbation leads to blindness and hairy palms.

So THAT'S why I need new glasses AGAIN rolleyes

peers at hands to check for hairs but eyes failing fast.................