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Ahhhhhhh Poor Man Utd
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Sex God
Gosh, really? That was a well-kept secret eh?
Sex God
Quote by Model45
Last night they gave back the cup.....WE KEPT OURS
What's that then - the LDV Vans Trophy?
I have a philosophical dislike of Man Utd but towards the end last night I actually found myself wanting them to win :shock:
Still you've got to admit Barca were woofing last night!!!
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Sex God
its only football. 
Sex God
Yyaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
I cried
With Laughter
Dave_Notts
Leeds fan and a City fan in our house Dave, and even though Gem was in Devon and I was at home on me own, I feel that the fact we were both watching Utd getting royally stuffed in some way brought us closer together.
Made our week it did to see them on the receiving end of a footballing lesson! 
Neil x x x ;)
Sexpert
i cant cope will someone from merseyside please tell me how to get over it .......
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I had a good joke sent to me yesterday....
For sale: 150,000 printed T-shirts ( Man Utd Quintuple Cup Winners 2009 ) Will make good dusters/oil rags 5p each. Contact A. Ferguson or apply
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:*lover*
The real winner was football, quite simply every time a team or manager thinks he's got a great side it's a case of "we're going to win everything this year"
Mourinho...
wenger
Fergie
thing is with fergir it was in the newspapers he claim
We're gunning for real madrids record
ang on ...erm liverpool and ac milan first??
Fergie "two more pots and i'll retire" oooh 100 yr old manager?
ronaldo's stupid gesticulation after the first goal?
even the media hype how Barcalona were going to be swept aside? did anyone happent to tell them?
Stupid media hype stupid manager
stupid players
but then saying all this i do support liverpool
Mourinho...
wenger
Fergie
thing is with fergir it was in the newspapers he claim
We're gunning for real madrids record
ang on ...erm liverpool and ac milan first??
Fergie "two more pots and i'll retire" oooh 100 yr old manager?
ronaldo's stupid gesticulation after the first goal?
even the media hype how Barcalona were going to be swept aside? did anyone happent to tell them?
Stupid media hype stupid manager
stupid players
but then saying all this i do support liverpool
Master of Sex
Diary Of A Man Utd Fan:
Sunday
Drove to the KC in my Utd shirt, Utd shorts, Utd socks, Utd trainers,
arrived nice and early and had a few shandies, took my seat in the stadium
and unfurled my Bedforshire Reds St George, sat back and enjoyed the game
as we put Hull to bed and claimed another trophy, we're great, made my way
home had a sherry before going to bed wrapped in my Utd quilt.
Monday
Rang my Utd pals all over the world and celebrated with a few shandies
Tuesday
Back in all my Utd kit for the flight to Rome, would love to have gone from
Manchester airport but Gatwick was closer
Wednesday
Can't believe I'm at the ground in my Utd shirt, Utd shorts, Utd socks, Utd
trainers, and my trusty Bedfordshire Reds flag can't wait......kick off,
bad day for the lads, can't believe we lost
Thursday
Arrive home in my Barca shirt
Sunday
Drove to the KC in my Utd shirt, Utd shorts, Utd socks, Utd trainers,
arrived nice and early and had a few shandies, took my seat in the stadium
and unfurled my Bedforshire Reds St George, sat back and enjoyed the game
as we put Hull to bed and claimed another trophy, we're great, made my way
home had a sherry before going to bed wrapped in my Utd quilt.
Monday
Rang my Utd pals all over the world and celebrated with a few shandies
Tuesday
Back in all my Utd kit for the flight to Rome, would love to have gone from
Manchester airport but Gatwick was closer
Wednesday
Can't believe I'm at the ground in my Utd shirt, Utd shorts, Utd socks, Utd
trainers, and my trusty Bedfordshire Reds flag can't wait......kick off,
bad day for the lads, can't believe we lost
Thursday
Arrive home in my Barca shirt
