As the Xmas party time is fast approaching the following warnings should be borne in mind while out making merry :
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING The consuption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex- lovers are really dying for you to shag them.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex withouit spitting or drooling all over them.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on your forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and a better shagger than most people.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may cause Pregnancy.
WARNING the Crumpsumpten of alcahol maou tink ouy tipe rele gode.
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Fred (aka Medic1)
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ALCOHOL WARNINGS
The consumption of alcohol could result in the local tramp looking like George Clooney/other incredibly fanciable human being
The consumption of alcohol can lead to vomiting in your pants while sitting on the loo, then pulling said pants back up and continuing to party completely oblivious to it
The consumption of alcohol can lead to vomiting in your pants while sitting on the loo, then pulling said pants back up and continuing to party completely oblivious to it
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The consumption of alcohol could result in the local tramp looking like George Clooney/other incredibly fanciable human being
The consumption of alcohol can lead to vomiting in your pants while sitting on the loo, then pulling said pants back up and continuing to party completely oblivious to it
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