Alex goes Dogging!!!!!!

17 Nov 2005

OK, OK â€“ I didnâ€™t actually GO dogging - not intentionally anyway!
I arranged to meet up with a good mate (see comment at the end of the post) with the intention of just having an innocent natter (clean your minds folks) in what was supposed to be a nice quiet car park. biggrin

Well the place was like Piccadilly, bloody Circus!
Whilst I was waiting for him to arrive, there was so much coming and going, all vehicles driven by single males. None of them got out of their cars â€“ but I did get a few inquisitive looks from them. Anyway I made sure my doors were locked until he got there. confused

At last he did arrive and we were sat there chatting, then we had a little kiss and cuddle. Well the front of my car is not contusive to having a cuddle â€“ so we thought weâ€™d retire to the back seat â€“ I climbed over (not very ladylike I know - specially with a tight skirt and stocking!) whilst my companion decided to use the doors. Anyway â€“ opening the door meant the interior light went on and off! And you know what that signal means to a dogger!!! rolleyes

Anyway â€“ within half a minute, this white van reversed in right next to us. The driver sat there looking, then started to open his window to get a better look. Suddenly there seemed to be cars all around us. :shock:
That was it for me â€“ panic started to set in and we were out of that car park like greased lightening!
Iâ€™ve checked on here (and googled it) and the car park isnâ€™t listed as a dogging site â€“ but I am % certain thatâ€™s what those blokes were there for!
Are there ANY nice quiet countryside car parks which are safe from the doggers anymore?
Not that I have anything against doggers â€“ but I remember the days that the only time you would be disturbed during a romantic snog was when the police came and tapped on your window!
Alex (the unintentional 'doggee')
I would like to clarify this situation - my partner was actually my husband. This was a vain attempt to get a bit of romance back in our relationship. I have learned a very tough lesson in trying to embellish my so-called activities in order to make me seem more interesting or part of the crowd on here. Something I will never do again. I should just stick to being me.

17 Nov 2005

ask them in the 'Dogging' section Alex - they are always complaining that nothing happens at here, here, and here lol

Hugs sweetie - that made me laugh

17 Nov 2005

i think anywhere a bit quiet is fair game for dogging now days

17 Nov 2005

Quote by Kit
ask them in the 'Dogging' section Alex - they are always complaining that nothing happens at here, here, and here
Hugs sweetie - that made me laugh

Well - not a lot happened there either Kit - cos we did a runner!!!! biggrin

17 Nov 2005

You think you've got problems, we're decorating, so we haven't got the curtains up in the lounge...........
Me an H was having a little fondly type kiss by the window, and the next thing you know this car reverses onto our drive and this geezer starts watching us........ dunno what he was doing but we could see his arm moving :shock:............. well I say, whatever next :shock:
only joking smile

17 Nov 2005

I remember my courting days (do people still use that expression
`courting`?).
There we were, me `an wor lass, in the back of the Moris Minor; windows well `n truly steamed up - when suddenly, there`s a geezer shining a torch through the windscreen!!!
Turned out to be the local bobby; couldn`t get me trousers up quick enough ... bust the b***** zip in the process!!
He asked us - nay, he told us both to get out of the car; asked who the driver was and then asked me to tell him what my registration number was.
I gave him the number; he wished us both a very good-evening and said goodnight - and that was that!
Personally, I think he was taking liberties. It was a long time ago - nothing changes eh?
Wasn`t it a bit cold last night? hope you were wearing your thermals!

17 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Are there ANY nice quiet countryside car parks which are safe from the doggers anymore?
Alex (the unintentional 'doggee')

I doubt it very much. Even seemingly remote car parks always have at least one or two doggers hanging around in hope :P
If you are only after an *innocent natter*, you'd be better off meeting in a pub or cafe wink

Tracy-Jayne

17 Nov 2005

Quote by RedHot
If you are only after an *innocent natter*, you'd be better off meeting in a pub or cafe
Tracy-Jayne

Well TJ - one could only hope, couldn't one? rolleyes

17 Nov 2005

Well Alex,
I think that it seems any dark lane or carpark is in the lime light (pun intended) for dogging now. I have a very nice lane by me and in the summer its wonderfull for walks and sitting watching the world go by.
I found out lately that the carpark get very busy during the early evenings and who knows what goes on there lol

At least you didnt get a knock from the police.
I remember (from my courting past) that farm lanes where always busy no matter what time of year, farmers getting their harvest in or just being nosey.
I think you should do some investigation next time wink

17 Nov 2005

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17 Nov 2005

Quote by North Star
I remember my courting days (do people still use that expression
`courting`?).
There we were, me `an wor lass, in the back of the Moris Minor; windows well `n truly steamed up - when suddenly, there`s a geezer shining a torch through the windscreen!!!
Turned out to be the local bobby; couldn`t get me trousers up quick enough ...

Ooohhhh, we've been caught like that too redface

ops:
Many moons ago.............. wink

Fee
XX

17 Nov 2005

What a lovely signature! lovely words...

18 Nov 2005

Quote by Dune
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I think you should do some investigation next time

I totally agree with you on that!
As you aren't that far from me - perhaps you could let me know if you spot any likely places! biggrin

Hugs, Alex x

18 Nov 2005

I would be honoured to go Spotting with you.
I could make sure that you came to no harm for your next meet with this gentelman. lol

18 Nov 2005

Quote by Dune
I would be honoured to go Spotting with you.
I could make sure that you came to no harm for your next meet with this gentelman.

MUAH!

18 Nov 2005

MUAH and Hugs back.... wink

20 Nov 2005

*goes off to dogging section to look for a post about timewasters somewhere near Wigan*
:P lol

and I think this is very fitting...........

20 Nov 2005

Quote by easy
*goes off to dogging section to look for a post about timewasters somewhere near Wigan*
:P and I think this is very fitting...........

Bloody Hell easy - where did you find that one? biggrin

20 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
*goes off to dogging section to look for a post about timewasters somewhere near Wigan*
:P and I think this is very fitting...........

Bloody Hell easy - where did you find that one? biggrin

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That is soooooo your car Alex!.. Be careful... *they* are watching you....
wanders off humming the twiglet zone...
Muah
WW
XX

20 Nov 2005

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Be careful... *they* are watching you....
wanders off humming the twiglet zone...
Muah
WW
XX

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

20 Nov 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Be careful... *they* are watching you....
wanders off humming the twiglet zone...
Muah
WW
XX

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
rotflmao

:twisted:

20 Nov 2005

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Be careful... *they* are watching you....
wanders off humming the twiglet zone...
Muah
WW
XX

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
rotflmao

:twisted:
Cruel woman! wink

22 Nov 2005

I once intended to have an innocent picnic and chat at night with someone a while ago.
Got to the venue and there was some open air concert going on so about 50 million people trailed out into their cars. The gates were going to be locked so we parked outside the gates.
An innocent chat led to erm... not so innocent things :twisted:
I got about an hours sleep and woke up to some old bloke asking about the art gallery that was on at the venue.....he didn't see me scrabbling to cover myself up, luckily!
Was bloody good fun though biggrin

I think around where I live most of the car parks are used for dogging or just couples having sexual relations.... not that I'd know or anything lol

22 Nov 2005

i have been out in my lorry a good few years ago, the days before mobiles - god i am getting old.
i pulled into a laybye to ask this fella in his car if he knew where a certain place was.
while telling me i noticed that he had his hampton in his hand and he was obviously very pleased to see me....
guy even had the cheek to wink at me - how i never give him a good hiding i dont know ?
also out delivering on my round, went to use a public toilet. while having a pee in the urinal i heard a noise from behind me, when i looked around someone in the cubicle had drilled a hole and had their d*ck stcicking through it. in a supposedly sexy husky manner they were asking me to gnosh it for them - this person was not as lucky as the first though and my work issued dr martins left a fair imprint on the offenders penis...
i have also been thumbing a lift when drunk, and no taxi will stop unless you have your tits out and a small skirt, someone pulled over asked me where i was going and offered to drop me there. 200 yards up the road they are feeling my leg.....
i did walk the rest of the way !
is this just me or does it happen to loads of fellas redface

22 Nov 2005

Quote by 34fun
i have been out in my lorry a good few years ago, the days before mobiles - god i am getting old.
i pulled into a laybye to ask this fella in his car if he knew where a certain place was.
while telling me i noticed that he had his hampton in his hand and he was obviously very pleased to see me....
guy even had the cheek to wink at me - how i never give him a good hiding i dont know ?
also out delivering on my round, went to use a public toilet. while having a pee in the urinal i heard a noise from behind me, when i looked around someone in the cubicle had drilled a hole and had their d*ck stcicking through it. in a supposedly sexy husky manner they were asking me to gnosh it for them - this person was not as lucky as the first though and my work issued dr martins left a fair imprint on the offenders penis...
i have also been thumbing a lift when drunk, and no taxi will stop unless you have your tits out and a small skirt, someone pulled over asked me where i was going and offered to drop me there. 200 yards up the road they are feeling my leg.....
i did walk the rest of the way !
is this just me or does it happen to loads of fellas

Let me get this right........
You were drunk,
You were wearing a short skirt......
You had your (man) boobies out....
rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
What did you expect!!!!

(only kidding - I did understand what you meant!)

22 Nov 2005

Quote by 34fun
i have been out in my lorry a good few years ago, the days before mobiles - god i am getting old.
i pulled into a laybye to ask this fella in his car if he knew where a certain place was.
while telling me i noticed that he had his hampton in his hand and he was obviously very pleased to see me....
guy even had the cheek to wink at me - how i never give him a good hiding i dont know ?
also out delivering on my round, went to use a public toilet. while having a pee in the urinal i heard a noise from behind me, when i looked around someone in the cubicle had drilled a hole and had their d*ck stcicking through it. in a supposedly sexy husky manner they were asking me to gnosh it for them - this person was not as lucky as the first though and my work issued dr martins left a fair imprint on the offenders penis...
i have also been thumbing a lift when drunk, and no taxi will stop unless you have your tits out and a small skirt, someone pulled over asked me where i was going and offered to drop me there. 200 yards up the road they are feeling my leg.....
i did walk the rest of the way !
is this just me or does it happen to loads of fellas

Nah I think it's just you.................. do you have a nice arse or something wink