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Hi Im kindof new here so I thought I would make a post. Everyone has to start somewhere. I am interested in trying to actually become part of the movement, instead of hovering outside!!!! Any tips would be greatly apreciated. confused
HI and welcome........... Are you male or female guess your male though with a name like yours lol
ah........The girl guessed right , thanks for your reply, you regular on here?
What planet you from then mate? Welcome to the last website you will ever see.
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I am interested in trying to actually become part of the movement
Watch now as Mr Sarcasm passes up the chance to post a few reams of innuendo. rotflmao
thanks for advice! An I missing somthing!
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thanks for advice! An I missing somthing!

The point perhaps? Frankly mate, nobody can advise you because you haven't said clearly what you're looking for.
Not quite sure what you mean by wanting to become "part of the movement". I've never thought of SH as representing any movement. We're not trying to change the world here. We don't do Swing Pride marches or lobby for Swingers Rights, we're a community looking to have some fun. We're all into different things, some of us are active swingers, some are not. We don't collectively represent anything except a philosophy of inclusion and respect for each other's ways within the law.
The only "tip" I can give you without knowing what you want is read some threads, see what makes different people tick around here, get a feel for the place, and try to be a bit less vague when asking for advice.
Regards,
Ice
Yes im a reg here but still new realy................and the more you post the more you get known...... redface not sure if thats good or bad in my case lol
:welcome: Deflowerer.
All I can say is that if all you're interested in doing is deflowering virgins you'll get fuck all around here rotflmao (Sorry I know I shouldn't laugh at me one utterances but it's just the concpet behind the name that tickles me!)
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:welcome: Deflowerer.
All I can say is that if all you're interested in doing is deflowering virgins you'll get fuck all around here rotflmao

Not necessarily. I have it on good authority that Vix is a virgin in her left ear. biggrin
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:welcome: Deflowerer.
All I can say is that if all you're interested in doing is deflowering virgins you'll get fuck all around here rotflmao

Not necessarily. I have it on good authority that Vix is a virgin in her left ear. biggrin
Bollox!!
I've had her left ear at least twice!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hi Im kindof new here so I thought I would make a post. Everyone has to start somewhere. I am interested in trying to actually become part of the movement, instead of hovering outside!!!! Any tips would be greatly apreciated. confused

For a second, I thought you said hoovering outside.
Mental note: Always wake up first before perusing SH
Hi and welcome wave
Lindaxxx
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:welcome: Deflowerer.
All I can say is that if all you're interested in doing is deflowering virgins you'll get fuck all around here rotflmao (Sorry I know I shouldn't laugh at me one utterances but it's just the concpet behind the name that tickles me!)

Not neccesarily. The name Deflowerer could relate to a job in landscape gardening or editing poetry (that's maybe a bit tenuous)
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:welcome: Deflowerer.

The name Deflowerer could relate to a job in landscape gardening or editing poetry (that's maybe a bit tenuous)
Or perhaps a Tattoo remover ?
Yeah right rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: my mistake!!
Did somebody say Vix has a cauliflower ear?
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:welcome: Deflowerer.

The name Deflowerer could relate to a job in landscape gardening or editing poetry (that's maybe a bit tenuous)
Or perhaps a Tattoo remover ?
Absolutely. Or a professional vandal.
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:welcome: Deflowerer.

The name Deflowerer could relate to a job in landscape gardening or editing poetry (that's maybe a bit tenuous)
Or perhaps a Tattoo remover ?
or some bizarre reverse baker
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Not quite sure what you mean by wanting to become "part of the movement". I've never thought of SH as representing any movement.
Ice

I do believe that I've heard it likened to a loose bowel movement in the past Ice dunno
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Not quite sure what you mean by wanting to become "part of the movement". I've never thought of SH as representing any movement.
Ice

I do believe that I've heard it likened to a loose bowel movement in the past Ice dunno Well thanks for all the imaginative attemps at my name lol Ice was right cool
Although it should be taken with a pinch of salt! and I mean the name Deflowerer, before we start with the pinch of salt jokes biggrin
My advise is..........................................go with the flow, always be respectful to Sir davej, lol :lol: :lol: :lol: , :inlove: :inlove: have a laugh and make it clear from the start what you want ..........
and :welcome:
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My advise is..........................................go with the flow, always be respectful to Sir davej, lol :lol: :lol: :lol: , :inlove: :inlove: have a laugh and make it clear from the start what you want ..........
and :welcome:
Thanks for the advice. I am interested in role play with women, and couples, where basically I can explore my dominant side. The problem I have is I am not quite sure how to go about finding the right people person, to do this with. I basically dont want to offend anyone :shock: As I would quite like to call them names Like slut and dirty little bitch. redface If anyone can Help with this or maybe reasure me that their are people who are interested in this kind of thing, or has any Ideas how I can go about making it happen without offending anyone, then please let me know.
Thanks Thanks Thanks
Dirty talk makes me go wild :twisted: :twisted: and i have experienced many others who get great pleasure :rascal: :rascal:
Dirty talk at play time onlywink
Thank you for the reasurance biggrin Perhaps you could help me practice some time. I think I just need a little ecouragement wink :wink: :wink: redface :shock: :idea:
Dirty slut, there I said it :shock: :shock: :shock:
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You are eager :rascal:

Oi !! poke
I'm eager!
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
No you are "THE eagerslut"
The greatest slut worship :worship:
ahh but you know you like it biggrin :shock: :D
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Dirty talk makes me go wild :twisted: :twisted:

Hooverbag
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Dirty talk makes me go wild :twisted: :twisted:

Hooverbag
Now we are talking :rascal: :rascal:
Wheelie bins :sticky: