all day dildo

30 May 2005

Hi i was sent this as part of a email cyber sex session:
"Then I wriggled out of my jeans, pulling them off and revealing that I hadn't been wearing any underwear. You really get excited.
I sit down on the edge of the bed, spreading my knees wide apart and rubbed my hands to my pussy. As my hands came from mypussy, I pull a big black dildo out. You can't believe that i have been so kinky as go be in work all day and eat dinner with that big black dildo jammed up into my pussy."
i was wondering if else had thought about it, or if any of the ladies here had done a similar thing confused

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31 May 2005

Years ago I tried out those bloody love eggs The only thing they did for me was to make an exit in the middle of the town precinct whilst I was loaded up with shopping bags. I was wearing a skirt and tights and had to crouch down in the middle of a busy town surreptitiously trying to get them back out of sight. :huh:
Bad idea!
Venusxxx

31 May 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

31 May 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Years ago I tried out those bloody love eggs The only thing they did for me was to make an exit in the middle of the town precinct whilst I was loaded up with shopping bags. I was wearing a skirt and tights and had to crouch down in the middle of a busy town surreptitiously trying to get them back out of sight. :huh:
Bad idea!
Venusxxx

Sorry i shouldent laugh but i just cant help it

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

31 May 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Years ago I tried out those bloody love eggs The only thing they did for me was to make an exit in the middle of the town precinct whilst I was loaded up with shopping bags. I was wearing a skirt and tights and had to crouch down in the middle of a busy town surreptitiously trying to get them back out of sight. :huh:
Bad idea!
Venusxxx

:shock: :shock: lol

:lol:

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31 May 2005

do they go clack clack clack ? if you move to quickly ?

31 May 2005

You need to be very careful mixing pleasure with your day-to-day business:

31 May 2005

We've often talked about getting one of those remote control toys? but as yet we havent got round to it yet, probably because we have other wstuff to pay out for first.
I can just imagine going out to dinner with friends while playing with the remote from across the table.... Knowing our luck though the remote button would get jammed in the ON position..... Dont know if that would be a bad thing though? lol

Question is, are those remote toys any good ladies?

31 May 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Years ago I tried out those bloody love eggs The only thing they did for me was to make an exit in the middle of the town precinct whilst I was loaded up with shopping bags. I was wearing a skirt and tights and had to crouch down in the middle of a busy town surreptitiously trying to get them back out of sight. :huh:
Bad idea!
Venusxxx

You've got to stop thinking out aloud Venus!

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31 May 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Years ago I tried out those bloody love eggs The only thing they did for me was to make an exit in the middle of the town precinct whilst I was loaded up with shopping bags. I was wearing a skirt and tights and had to crouch down in the middle of a busy town surreptitiously trying to get them back out of sight. :huh:
Bad idea!
Venusxxx

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sounds like Phoenix nights lol

31 May 2005

Now responding with just an emoticon is naughty, but venus I cant help it...

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31 May 2005

omg....i just wish i could have been there to see the look on your face venus....

31 May 2005

thats gotta be the funniest thing i have ever read venus lol!!
Apart from the joke about the chicken and the crank handle...

31 May 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Years ago I tried out those bloody love eggs The only thing they did for me was to make an exit in the middle of the town precinct whilst I was loaded up with shopping bags. I was wearing a skirt and tights and had to crouch down in the middle of a busy town surreptitiously trying to get them back out of sight. :huh:
Bad idea!
Venusxxx

spat my tea all over the monitor lol lol