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If you are going to fake it what about condenced milk?
Quote by Silk and Big G
I was..........................
.being sarcastic

:doh: See as it was you that thought never came into my mind! :twisted:
I think i'm female
Was last time i looked in the mirror thats unless a mirror lies confused
<<<runs of to check!
Quote by sharon_2005
I think i'm female
Was last time i looked in the mirror thats unless a mirror lies confused
<<<runs of to check!

I thought I was a woman until I realised the mirror was cracked.
bolt
Quote by Ice Pie
I think i'm female
Was last time i looked in the mirror thats unless a mirror lies confused
<<<runs of to check!

I thought I was a woman until I realised the mirror was cracked.
bolt
So you are not a woman then ? bugger kiss
Quote by Ice Pie
I think i'm female
Was last time i looked in the mirror thats unless a mirror lies confused
<<<runs of to check!

I thought I was a woman until I realised the mirror was cracked.
bolt
:laughabove: :laughabove:
smackbottom :smackbottom: Behave
I know i'm female because ermmmm my doctor told me so and we know doctors don't lie :?
Quote by HornyRed
I am a man :thumbup:

No, you just have a very impressive clitoris. lol
Quote by sharon_2005
smackbottom :smackbottom:

Oh alright, if you insist.
Bend over.
Quote by Ice Pie
smackbottom :smackbottom:

Oh alright, if you insist.
Bend over.
Again :shock:
Quote by sharon_2005
smackbottom :smackbottom:

Oh alright, if you insist.
Bend over.
Again :shock:
Fraid so... I have a notoriously bad memory for names and faces but I never forget a bottom, so I just need to remind myself who you are. :lol2:
Quote by Ice Pie
smackbottom :smackbottom:

Oh alright, if you insist.
Bend over.
Again :shock:
Fraid so... I have a notoriously bad memory for names and faces but I never forget a bottom, so I just need to remind myself who you are. :lol2:
You never have met me!
I have only met 1 member of the forum so i'm afraid you wouldn't recognize my arse lol
Met a few ladies of the add section though smile
Quote by sharon_2005
I have only met 1 member of the forum so i'm afraid you wouldn't recognize my arse lol

I might if I read fetish ads, which of course I never do. biggrin
Oh damn there isnt any REAL fems on here,and ive not met any rom here sure as hell not one either confused
OK I'll come clean.................... I'm a fake :grin:
<<<<<<<<<<< But H is real smile
I,m married ...shhh...... Don,t tell anyone blink bolt
Rob will think i,m not genuine :giggle:
He seems to have disappeared dunno
As I've said before, there are no real fems on here.... they are all robots :borg: created by the Big Black Dalec to make the site look busy :giggle:
Quote by bluexxx
As I've said before, there are no real fems on here.... they are all robots :borg: created by the Big Black Dalec to make the site look busy :giggle:

I would like know rolleyes
Who controls the fem robots dunno
Now I'm getting paranoid. Am I sharing shaving secrets with a bunch of men?
I've sent pics out and never got a return letter. Is this like the Masons?
(I'm a girl)
Quote by HornyRed
As I've said before, there are no real fems on here.... they are all robots :borg: created by the Big Black Dalec to make the site look busy :giggle:

I would like know rolleyes
Who controls the fem robots dunno
me 2 blink
and if any does find out, can they let me know, would like a word with him/her/ it :P
Quote by HornyRed
As I've said before, there are no real fems on here.... they are all robots :borg: created by the Big Black Dalec to make the site look busy :giggle:

I would like know rolleyes
Who controls the fem robots dunno
Well the big black dalek said that if I could get more posts than blue by christmas, then I could have a go with the fem robots buttons.............. dunno if he meant it though confused :dunno:
I have no idea who's tits I have on this avatar dunno
I have balls :shock:
Quote by HornyRed
As I've said before, there are no real fems on here.... they are all robots :borg: created by the Big Black Dalec to make the site look busy :giggle:

I would like know rolleyes
Who controls the fem robots dunno
You're trying to trick us aren't you Hornyred????
You have control and fam in the same sentence and anyone worth a bean knows you can't control anything that's fem ;)
Oh another non-gen fem here
C x
i'm just a genetically modified oyster confused
I've not seen any real gen females since Sunday morning :P :twisted: redface
Something tell me this post was a bad idea rolleyes Any robots like to chat???
Quote by rob14973
Something tell me this post was a bad idea rolleyes Any robots like to chat???

Took you long enough to work that out lol
I am neither. I am just.......................... something else altogether confused