Quote by LilMissGullable
what's a kitchen??
Us women wouldn't expect you to know.....
Your a bloke!!!! :roll:
Darkfire? A bloke? You'll be saying that I have a feminine side next!
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All I Want For Xmas................?
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Quote by Darkfire
what's a kitchen??
Us women wouldn't expect you to know.....
Your a bloke!!!! :roll:
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: not the last time I looked !!! :dunno:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can assure you Darkfire is ALL female :shock:
LOL :lol:
Cx
This flat costs a fortune to heat, so I need to find ways of keeping warm this winter, therefore ..............
I'd like a Nymphomaniac, Dominant man with oooooodles of stamina but who also has a slightly domestic streak in him. He must have a filthy, adventurous mind and the strength of character to take me to the darkest most seedy, depths of his soul. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Not too much to ask is it?
I'd like a Nymphomaniac, Dominant man with oooooodles of stamina but who also has a slightly domestic streak in him. He must have a filthy, adventurous mind and the strength of character to take me to the darkest most seedy, depths of his soul. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Not too much to ask is it?
Quote by tabbi
This flat costs a fortune to heat, so I need to find ways of keeping warm this winter, therefore ..............
I'd like a Nymphomaniac, Dominant man with oooooodles of stamina but who also has a slightly domestic streak in him. He must have a filthy, adventurous mind and the strength of character to take me to the darkest most seedy, depths of his soul. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Not too much to ask is it?
You're on the right site .... could name a few of those on here :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x
Quote by Calista
This flat costs a fortune to heat, so I need to find ways of keeping warm this winter, therefore ..............
I'd like a Nymphomaniac, Dominant man with oooooodles of stamina but who also has a slightly domestic streak in him. He must have a filthy, adventurous mind and the strength of character to take me to the darkest most seedy, depths of his soul. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Not too much to ask is it?
You're on the right site .... could name a few of those on here :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x
where where???!! pm me, quick! :evil2:
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
what's a kitchen??
Us women wouldn't expect you to know.....
Your a bloke!!!! :roll:
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: not the last time I looked !!! :dunno:
OOooooops sorry
My appologies......
What ever can i do to make you forgive me
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
what's a kitchen??
Us women wouldn't expect you to know.....
Your a bloke!!!! :roll:
Darkfire? A bloke? You'll be saying that I have a feminine side next!
U have...... haven't you??? :roll:
Quote by LilMissGullable
what's a kitchen??
Us women wouldn't expect you to know.....
Your a bloke!!!! :roll:
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: not the last time I looked !!! :dunno:
OOooooops sorry
My appologies......
What ever can i do to make your forgive me
:giggle: You really don't know Darkfire do you??????
C x
Sex God
Quote by Calista
what's a kitchen??
Us women wouldn't expect you to know.....
Your a bloke!!!! :roll:
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: not the last time I looked !!! :dunno:
OOooooops sorry
My appologies......
What ever can i do to make your forgive me
:giggle: You really don't know Darkfire do you??????
C x
Errrrrrrrr.......no :dunno:
Quote by Calista
what's a kitchen??
Us women wouldn't expect you to know.....
Your a bloke!!!! :roll:
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: not the last time I looked !!! :dunno:
OOooooops sorry
My appologies......
What ever can i do to make your forgive me
:giggle: You really don't know Darkfire do you??????
C x
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :twisted: :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
:giggle: You really don't know Darkfire do you??????
C x
Errrrrrrrr.......no
Erm put it this way, she came to the Derby Munch riding crop in hand ;) :twisted:
(;) one of the best newer members we've had in a long time)
Cx
Hmmmmmm...well that wouldn't help me.....I wasn't there!!!!
Quote by LilMissGullable
what's a kitchen??
Us women wouldn't expect you to know.....
Your a bloke!!!! :roll:
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: not the last time I looked !!! :dunno:
OOooooops sorry
My appologies......
What ever can i do to make your forgive me
:giggle: You really don't know Darkfire do you??????
C x
Errrrrrrrr.......no :dunno:
Come say hello at the Wigan Munch hun, I wont bite :twisted: - mine's a jack daniels on ice!
Funnily enough, I've actually had a couple of people at parties & socials come over, stare at my munch badge :shock:
hwoar: and say "Oh My God, I thought you were a bloke!"Dark goes off into the quiet corner and contemplates what it is I'm doing wrong!!?? :doh:
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
what's a kitchen??
Us women wouldn't expect you to know.....
Your a bloke!!!! :roll:
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: not the last time I looked !!! :dunno:
OOooooops sorry
My appologies......
What ever can i do to make your forgive me
:giggle: You really don't know Darkfire do you??????
C x
Errrrrrrrr.......no :dunno:
Come say hello at the Wigan Munch hun, I wont bite :twisted: - mine's a jack daniels on ice!
Funnily enough, I've actually had a couple of people at parties & socials come over, stare at my munch badge :shock:
hwoar: and say "Oh My God, I thought you were a bloke!"Dark goes off into the quiet corner and contemplates what it is I'm doing wrong!!?? :doh:
So I'm not the only 1 then....phew
I feel a name change coming on for you....
Quote by LilMissGullable
what's a kitchen??
Us women wouldn't expect you to know.....
Your a bloke!!!! :roll:
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: not the last time I looked !!! :dunno:
OOooooops sorry
My appologies......
What ever can i do to make your forgive me
:giggle: You really don't know Darkfire do you??????
C x
Errrrrrrrr.......no :dunno:
Come say hello at the Wigan Munch hun, I wont bite :twisted: - mine's a jack daniels on ice!
Funnily enough, I've actually had a couple of people at parties & socials come over, stare at my munch badge :shock:
hwoar: and say "Oh My God, I thought you were a bloke!"Dark goes off into the quiet corner and contemplates what it is I'm doing wrong!!?? :doh:
So I'm not the only 1 then....phew
I feel a name change coming on for you....
Don't worry LMG I thought Marmalaid was female until he changed his avatar on Thursday,
even he admitted he rec'd PMs from blokes so again I wasn't the only one!! lol
It was the shoes in his old avatar that confused me, I didn't look twice but then his new avatar
ops: :shock: :twisted: :shock: : :shock: :twisted: :oops: :shock: :twisted: :oops: :shock: :twisted: :oops: :shock: :twisted: :oops: :shock: :twisted: :oops: :shock: :twisted: 
Sex God
I've met Darkfire once at a S. Yorks mini munch/social and can confirm that he's a she! Bless her 
I get occasional PMs from blokes too asking if I'm M or F! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: 
Maybe it's not clear enough in my signature :huh: or they're exceptionally dim! :undecided:
:rascal: :rascal:
I get occasional PMs from blokes too asking if I'm M or F! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:roll: :roll: :roll: Maybe it's not clear enough in my signature :huh: or they're exceptionally dim!
:undecided: :rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by EagerSlut
I've met Darkfire once at a S. Yorks mini munch/social and can confirm that he's a she! Bless her
I get occasional PMs from blokes too asking if I'm M or F! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Maybe it's not clear enough in my signature :huh: or they're exceptionally dim!
:rascal: :rascal:
I really must take more notice at peoples signatures :roll:
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
All Mrs HC wants is one of the limited edition Tampax, available throughout December.
Instead of string it has a bit of tinsle, spefically designed for the Christmas period.
:grin:
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
All Mrs HC wants is one of the limited edition Tampax, available throughout December.
Instead of string it has a bit of tinsle, spefically designed for the Christmas period.
Buy the special limited edition version and stand back when the tinsel gets pulled, they go off like party poppers :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
I used to feel lots of sympathy for Mrs Davej ... now I thinks it's going to Mrs HC!
C x
Mrs HC is so nice, she really doesn`t deserve the miserable cat thing, nobody should have to go through life with him. Its wrong :cry:
for MrsHC. 