All men are chickens

8 Jul 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
I have to admit i still find in this day and age most men think its their job to make the first move, which is what i think debbie means rather than chasing after sex, and yes i think most men feel intimidated if they find a woman who forwards enough to make the first move.

I wouldnt .........i would be flattered if that happened ..............more guys should try and learn what women want and how they think .........but who am i kidding we/ i try our hardest to do so and the game still commences !!
ste XXX

8 Jul 2005

Well my little chickadee it depends how scary the gal is of course :twisted:
I think that's a huge "eggsaggeration" anyway, if you're not "eggcited" by someone you can always tell them to "pluck" off.
Did I overegg this point :shock: rotflmao

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
dont you find girls that once you come on to men they cower!..and fubble and do not no what to do with them selfs!
at the end of the day they just do not no how to handle a real women! :twisted:
CHICKENS
.............

hey debbs
i would love you to cum onto me
and i know your a real woman and i have a pretty good idea of how to handle you as well

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
now get over my knee and behave yourself
:silly:
colin

8 Jul 2005

I wanted to reply to this outragous post...
...but I'm too scared she'll find me.
Mam...

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
dont you find girls that once you come on to men they cower!..and fubble and do not no what to do with them selfs!
at the end of the day they just do not no how to handle a real women! :twisted:
CHICKENS
.............

If men are chickens, how come I've never laid an egg? That would save a fortune on shopping. Although eating my own unborn children may feel a little odd...
Of course, we could put your theory to the test - in the interests of science, would any ladies care to chat me up, just to see if I sprout feathers and a beak?

8 Jul 2005

you've managed to make the saying 'a bird in hand is worth two in the bush' somewhat confusing!

8 Jul 2005

I chicken! I prefer beef, but chicken is nice................leave chickens alone.........save the swingers chicken!! Dont go vegge just yet!!

8 Jul 2005

well i have read some of ya posts and.................................
you are
still

CHICKENS

8 Jul 2005

Reading this thread .... I couldn't help but be reminded of an old joke...
The punchline of which was
"Suck this --- it tastes fowl"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

8 Jul 2005

I'm a duck, not a chicken. I am quackers after all :silly: :grin:

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
well i have read some of ya posts and.................................
you are
still

CHICKENS

offers debs a offer that she will never forget

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
dont you find girls that once you come on to men they cower!..and fubble and do not no what to do with them selfs!
at the end of the day they just do not no how to handle a real women! :twisted:
CHICKENS
.............

Why don't you try me then ?
I would love you to come on to me.
( before you savage me, i love your photo's, your avtar and most of your post) lol

What's up, chicken ? :lol:

8 Jul 2005

been told I taste of chicken,,,,,,,but don't see any other comparison confused

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8 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
well i have read some of ya posts and.................................
you are
still

CHICKENS

and finger lickin' good too.
Especially after they've been inside you.
even when they smell of your poo
even covered in my goo
ooooooooooooooooh

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
dont you find girls that once you come on to men they cower!..and fubble and do not no what to do with them selfs!
at the end of the day they just do not no how to handle a real women! :twisted:
CHICKENS
.............

C'mon Debs! Dont baste us all with the same brush!
I personally love being covered in barbeque sauce and been thrown on top of something hot! :twisted:
I am a hot cock and I demand to be eaten!!!

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
well i have read some of ya posts and.................................
you are
still

CHICKENS

Debs.......... what about a goose??? ....... fancy some wink

8 Jul 2005

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well Debbiewebs you started summin now heheheh Chickens indeed. Fighting talk that
Strip to the waist we goin 5 rounds now
:boxing: :boxing: :boxing: :boxing: :boxing:
You can find me on a beach somewhere in the world hehehehe
:twisted: Taff666 :twisted:

8 Jul 2005

Quote by cardiffbornlad
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well Debbiewebs you started summin now heheheh Chickens indeed. Fighting talk that
Strip to the waist we goin 5 rounds now
:boxing: :boxing: :boxing: :boxing: :boxing:
You can find me on a beach somewhere in the world hehehehe
:twisted: Taff666 :twisted:

Ha ha you chicken!!!.............. cannot see your Addy. dunno

or a www site :dunno: ............ what you afraid of then big boy!...that if you are ! :giggle:
round 2!.........

8 Jul 2005

So show us your face.

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
dont you find girls that once you come on to men they cower!..and fubble and do not no what to do with them selfs!
at the end of the day they just do not no how to handle a real women! :twisted:
CHICKENS
.............

Men only cower 'cos they're too polite to say "FUCK OFF YOU UGLY WENCH!".....
.....well, maybe! :mrgreen:

8 Jul 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
dont you find girls that once you come on to men they cower!..and fubble and do not no what to do with them selfs!
at the end of the day they just do not no how to handle a real women! :twisted:
CHICKENS
.............

I know how to handle a real woman.
I'd spank yer bum, unleash the beast, and teach you a lesson for calling me a chicken!
At the end of the day? You'd love it!!! :twisted:

8 Jul 2005

Quote by BrightonGeezer
dont you find girls that once you come on to men they cower!..and fubble and do not no what to do with them selfs!
at the end of the day they just do not no how to handle a real women! :twisted:
CHICKENS
.............

I know how to handle a real woman.
I'd spank yer bum, unleash the beast, and teach you a lesson for calling me a chicken!
At the end of the day? You'd love it!!! :twisted:
oooo ya lol

pity you dont no how to put a link in to ya add! biggrin

:D :D

9 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
If I'm a chicken, I, of course, want to be the cock (just thought I'd say that to save somebody else the trouble).

Well, you can't. The cock is the French national emblem so you will have to naturalise French first.
By the way, do you know WHY it is the French national emblem?... because it is the only animal that can still sing when it's got both feet deep in shit lol

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9 Jul 2005

wouldn't know,,I've never had a woman come on strong/make the first move with me sad

and if I have I didn't notice redface

9 Jul 2005

Quote by supercachondo
If men are chickens, how come I've never laid an egg? That would save a fortune on shopping. Although eating my own unborn children may feel a little odd...

Well, eggs sold in supermarket are unfertilised (otherwise you would have a brown little fetus inside them) so while you may not lay your own egg yet keep trying, you are only the shell and the yolk away from laying your own eggs.
lol

:lol: :lol:

Quote by cardiffbornlad
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well Debbiewebs you started summin now heheheh Chickens indeed. Fighting talk that
Strip to the waist we goin 5 rounds now
:boxing: :boxing: :boxing: :boxing: :boxing:

Yeah but do you want her to strip _down_ to the waist or _up_ to the waist? I guess it depends on what kind of rounds you had in mind.
Humm, boxing. Wrong kind of round methink.

9 Jul 2005

your telling me thier chickens ive just had a guy drive right up to my doorstep without even seeing me and has just bottled it ...how fucked up is that confused

do i ge laughed at or does he? ...spent ages on tarting meself up aswell ...ok laughs on me i get it now mad

9 Jul 2005

Chicken? Chicken? That's a foul slur. lol

9 Jul 2005

Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
your telling me thier chickens ive just had a guy drive right up to my doorstep without even seeing me and has just bottled it ...how fucked up is that do i ge laughed at or does he? ...spent ages on tarting meself up aswell ...ok laughs on me i get it now

Debs might be right in some cases, i cant believe the wussy replies.
I am certainly not a chicken.
I might be dumb enough not to know how to put pics and web sites on, but i wouldn't back out of an invite from a sexy woman.
See ad 294891 (sorry best i can do with my limited experience of computers lol

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