Now that was a very poor effort - you're either under the influence of alcohol or it's too late for your wit to shine through.
Every time you refer to Ann's glories I want to retreat into my dark cave cos I KNOW I won't match up, not that I'm inadequate or not glorious too. Mmmm..... try me and see!
Jags
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Ready to take you on and get you off!
In fact I'm a bit like those batteries, EVER READY! Or is it DURACELL, because I (usually!) last eight times as long!
xAllgoodx
Shouldn't that be 'taskmistress'?
Have you got a whip/riding crop, thigh-high high-heeled boots, a bodice, etc?
If not why not?
xAllgoodx
You can borrow mine if you want allgood. You may have to pad out a bit in places though.
Thanks for the offer Kat, I knew you were a sterling kind of guy!
Allgood