By popular request, please go to the Erotic Stories section and read about my exploits with one of the world's most beautiful BBW's.
This true story, fully entitled 'Adverse Camber (A Tale of Puctuality - or Arriving too Soon), Outdoor Sexual Adventurers Beware!' relates to events that took place on Suday 13 July 2003.
Please let me know what you all think and I might just consider sharing some of my other experiences with you.
All the Best,
xAllgoodx
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Allgood's 'Adverse Camber'! A Tale of Punctuality
Jags, You're not wrong!
Just thinking about it with her is enough to cause uncomfortable, but pleasurable stirrings in the trouser department!
She was/is a very special person. Can't wait to see/be with her again.
You'ld like her, I know I do!
xAllgoodx
Just thinking about it with her is enough to cause uncomfortable, but pleasurable stirrings in the trouser department!
She was/is a very special person. Can't wait to see/be with her again.
You'ld like her, I know I do!
xAllgoodx
Oh, I don't think she'ld like that!
From what you read, did she strike you as the type that would go for that sort of thing?
Do you think I'm the type that would go for that sort of thing?
xAllgoodx
From what you read, did she strike you as the type that would go for that sort of thing?
Do you think I'm the type that would go for that sort of thing?
xAllgoodx
AllGood, enjoyed the account of your meeting with the not quite so mysterious woman (I'm having a good guess here to who it is.....lol) immensely.
It is always lovely to read a success story that has derived from this wonderful site.
Hope to read more about your encounters with this gorgeous woman, she sounds divine (Just for the record people, it's not me) and i'm sure there will be more.
Take care
enchantress
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It is always lovely to read a success story that has derived from this wonderful site.
Hope to read more about your encounters with this gorgeous woman, she sounds divine (Just for the record people, it's not me) and i'm sure there will be more.
Take care
enchantress
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Enchantress, glad you enjoyed the account of my meeting with the 'gorgeous woman'! She certainly is!
I too hope there will be more encounters, and if there are you guys will be the first to know, unless of course I get offered a publishing deal with Nexus!
All the Best,
xAllgoodx
I too hope there will be more encounters, and if there are you guys will be the first to know, unless of course I get offered a publishing deal with Nexus!
All the Best,
xAllgoodx
Jags,
'Charge it', 'charge it'! No charge for you Jags! For you it's all free!!!
Whoops! Am I allowed to say that? Are we making this thread more interesting, or are we taking over again?
Sorry Enchantress, I just slipped into flirt mode then! Can't help myself! Somebody shows me the first sign of a game and I'm there ready to play!
As you can probably guess, I'm not taking all this too seriously! But then again I have no reason to. You haven't been as intentionally ill-mannered and rude to me as you have been to Jags! (Is that what moderators do? If so then you're doing a great job - I'm impressed!).
It's harmless fun! A game played amongst consenting adults! Lighten up and play!
Just think, if the angered energy flowing between you and Jags right now could be converted into one night of sexual energy with me how great that would be for all of us!!!
So Jags, you up for a night of expending some energy???
Whoops! Sorry Enchantress, I seem to be doing it again!
Getting bored with this now! Going to start a flirty thread! No I'm not! Will do it another day! Hope you're a good enough sport to contribute to the flirty thread when it happens, Enchantress?
Night All,
xAllgoodx
PS:
Jags, this gin of yours, got any tonic? I do a mean G & T!
PPS:
Enchantress, that was not a flirt, merely a loosely veiled self-invite to a drink!
'Enchantress, I bet you look good in your thigh-high, high-heeled boots/shoes' - Now that's a flirt!!!!!
'Charge it', 'charge it'! No charge for you Jags! For you it's all free!!!
Whoops! Am I allowed to say that? Are we making this thread more interesting, or are we taking over again?
Sorry Enchantress, I just slipped into flirt mode then! Can't help myself! Somebody shows me the first sign of a game and I'm there ready to play!
As you can probably guess, I'm not taking all this too seriously! But then again I have no reason to. You haven't been as intentionally ill-mannered and rude to me as you have been to Jags! (Is that what moderators do? If so then you're doing a great job - I'm impressed!).
It's harmless fun! A game played amongst consenting adults! Lighten up and play!
Just think, if the angered energy flowing between you and Jags right now could be converted into one night of sexual energy with me how great that would be for all of us!!!
So Jags, you up for a night of expending some energy???
Whoops! Sorry Enchantress, I seem to be doing it again!
Getting bored with this now! Going to start a flirty thread! No I'm not! Will do it another day! Hope you're a good enough sport to contribute to the flirty thread when it happens, Enchantress?
Night All,
xAllgoodx
PS:
Jags, this gin of yours, got any tonic? I do a mean G & T!
PPS:
Enchantress, that was not a flirt, merely a loosely veiled self-invite to a drink!
'Enchantress, I bet you look good in your thigh-high, high-heeled boots/shoes' - Now that's a flirt!!!!!
Now I think we are safe from the (yes) rude and ill-mannered comments from a moderator cos you started this thread Allgood - didn't know that we only had to stay in one thread. I look on this as one big party where there are lots of rooms and lots of people to talk to and flirt with.
As with any party we move from room to room in order to find conversation, contribute to others conversations, pour a fresh drink (where is that damned G&T Allgood?) and flirt with as many as will flirt back - can we help it if Allgood and I are drawn together for as much virtual flirtation as possible.
Think mother has come home and chucked the guests out for invading her home.
So, if any blokes want to flirt with me, and can handle the heat, then you know what to do!
Licking lips now... better than cocoa!!!
As with any party we move from room to room in order to find conversation, contribute to others conversations, pour a fresh drink (where is that damned G&T Allgood?) and flirt with as many as will flirt back - can we help it if Allgood and I are drawn together for as much virtual flirtation as possible.
Think mother has come home and chucked the guests out for invading her home.
So, if any blokes want to flirt with me, and can handle the heat, then you know what to do!
Licking lips now... better than cocoa!!!
Hey You Guys out there in cyberspace,
Flirt with this wonderful woman, I do and it's fantastic!
Jags, loved your rooms and party analogy. I see it more as an orgy, but then again I would, wouldn't I?
Speaking of orgies, anyone got a toga? A blanket will do! In fact how about some 'in-between-sheets' fun? Now how smooth was that for a link!
All the Best,
xAllgoodx
Flirt with this wonderful woman, I do and it's fantastic!
Jags, loved your rooms and party analogy. I see it more as an orgy, but then again I would, wouldn't I?
Speaking of orgies, anyone got a toga? A blanket will do! In fact how about some 'in-between-sheets' fun? Now how smooth was that for a link!
All the Best,
xAllgoodx
You need more than a flirt after what Enchantress has subjected you to!
What you need is an apology, or am I being too optomistic, unrealistic or simply old fashioned?
Don't answer that Jags, all this unnecessary conflict bores me.
When you've got time try out my new flirty thread I started this evening.
Wonder if anyone else will join in, or will it just be the usual horny few?
All the Best,
xAllgoodx
What you need is an apology, or am I being too optomistic, unrealistic or simply old fashioned?
Don't answer that Jags, all this unnecessary conflict bores me.
When you've got time try out my new flirty thread I started this evening.
Wonder if anyone else will join in, or will it just be the usual horny few?
All the Best,
xAllgoodx
"Think you have to be as old as me to get the melody!!!"
Jags, I get the melody!
xAllgoodx
Jags, I get the melody!
xAllgoodx
Jags - "Allgood - then swing those hips!! In, out, in, out shake it all about *oops, sorry, wrong song*"
Jags, wrong song but right game!
Wanna play?
xxxAllgoodxxx
Jags, wrong song but right game!
Wanna play?
xxxAllgoodxxx
Allgood - PLAY? - you weren't thinking of Tiddly Winks were you? Or more a case of Trivial Pursuit???
Trouble is I'm not totally convinced you're the right plaything for me and would require a free home test first so you had better get some 'Last longer, keep going more often' magic potion.
Off to consult my friendly local magic shop manager....
Jags
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Trouble is I'm not totally convinced you're the right plaything for me and would require a free home test first so you had better get some 'Last longer, keep going more often' magic potion.
Off to consult my friendly local magic shop manager....
Jags
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Jags,
Just got back from my local magic shop, and guess what?
Abracadabra! My wand's ready to be waved in your direction!
Everything's allgood again! After a few quick rubs on my magic wand you'll be amazed at the length it will go to just to please!
You'll particularly like the trick where I make my magic wand disappear, appear, disappear.....!
Want to be the audience of my disappearing magic wand trick?
xAllgoodx
Just got back from my local magic shop, and guess what?
Abracadabra! My wand's ready to be waved in your direction!
Everything's allgood again! After a few quick rubs on my magic wand you'll be amazed at the length it will go to just to please!
You'll particularly like the trick where I make my magic wand disappear, appear, disappear.....!
Want to be the audience of my disappearing magic wand trick?
xAllgoodx
Jags,
Just got back from my local magic shop, and guess what?
Abracadabra! My wand's ready to be waved in your direction!
Yes, I think the wave is enough thanks!!Everything's allgood again! After a few quick rubs on my magic wand you'll be amazed at the length it will go to just to please!
You'll particularly like the trick where I make my magic wand disappear, appear, disappear.....!
And then that's the end of the magic trick???
Want to be the audience of my disappearing magic wand trick?
Just got back from my local magic shop, and guess what?
Abracadabra! My wand's ready to be waved in your direction!
Yes, I think the wave is enough thanks!!Everything's allgood again! After a few quick rubs on my magic wand you'll be amazed at the length it will go to just to please!
You'll particularly like the trick where I make my magic wand disappear, appear, disappear.....!
And then that's the end of the magic trick???
Want to be the audience of my disappearing magic wand trick?
Yes, but it will take eight hours to get to the end of the trick!
That's a full working day.
Fancy clocking-on somtime?????????????????
XAllgoodx
That's a full working day.
Fancy clocking-on somtime?????????????????
XAllgoodx
Can't see Allgood needing an axe to get to you Jags, I reckon he has got a ready made battering ram that will take him through locked doors, walls and anything else that gets in the way!
Whaddayousay Allgood, you ready to burn some rubber? (and there are more ways to interpret that than even I can think of)
lhk
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Whaddayousay Allgood, you ready to burn some rubber? (and there are more ways to interpret that than even I can think of)
lhk
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. think Allgood needs MORE than an axe, he'll have to batter down my resistance first, and then my front door!!
Someone show their age and tell me who sang that annoying song "come closer, come closer my darling come closer, you know my resistance is low..." it's really bothering me now.
Off to sharpen my axe
Jags
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Someone show their age and tell me who sang that annoying song "come closer, come closer my darling come closer, you know my resistance is low..." it's really bothering me now.
Off to sharpen my axe
Jags
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you're not wrong My Mate,
Right now I've got a ram ready to rock Jags' world, and a tongue so smooth, rough and ready (yes, all three of those at once!) that Jags' resistance will be reduced to zero ohms on her sexometer!
Jags, sorry about the song title, can't help you there, I'm not that old!
Allgood
PS:
It has to be said, sad though it is, you two have brightened my day!
Right now I've got a ram ready to rock Jags' world, and a tongue so smooth, rough and ready (yes, all three of those at once!) that Jags' resistance will be reduced to zero ohms on her sexometer!
Jags, sorry about the song title, can't help you there, I'm not that old!
Allgood
PS:
It has to be said, sad though it is, you two have brightened my day!
Jags,
Speaking of rocks.
As a BBW, would you describe your bum as being like two big beautiful boulders in a tightly fitting sack (I'm letting my imagination run a bit wild here)?
If it is, when can we get stoned?
xAllgoodx
Speaking of rocks.
As a BBW, would you describe your bum as being like two big beautiful boulders in a tightly fitting sack (I'm letting my imagination run a bit wild here)?
If it is, when can we get stoned?
xAllgoodx
That made me laugh this morning... I don't how I would describe my bum, why not come along and find out?? But on the other hand, it may not meet your expectations so maybe we had better not... would hate to disapoint you cos I know you have been to paradise with Ann. I would just be a poor subsitute 
Jags
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Jags
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Ann's arse is fantastic!
It's just like two large well rounded portions of dough divided by a cleft of curiousity! Hmmmmmm, the thought of kneading those two wonderous mounds is begining to stir my own testeronic yeast and causing my baguette to rise in an alarming, but pleasurable way!
C'mon Jags, how about letting me put my baguette in your pre-heated oven?
Once we get going you'll be cooking on gas!
xAllgoodx
It's just like two large well rounded portions of dough divided by a cleft of curiousity! Hmmmmmm, the thought of kneading those two wonderous mounds is begining to stir my own testeronic yeast and causing my baguette to rise in an alarming, but pleasurable way!
C'mon Jags, how about letting me put my baguette in your pre-heated oven?
Once we get going you'll be cooking on gas!
xAllgoodx
