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Good day to you all.
Well its about time i said hello , long time lurker firsttime poster as they say.
I'm a 33 year old guy in east london and I'm taking the big steop of visiting my first club this week..... :shock:
Been looking through the club listings and reviews and I reckon its either raquels or rios for me.
Could anyone offer any advice on any of these? bearing in mind i am a single guy but not the typical single guy if you know what I mean, even though I'm going to a swinging club all on my own.
Well there it is my first official post not as painful as I'd expected. I wil sit back and wait to be flamed as is the trend and look forward to meeting some of you soon I hope
take care ya'll
Aloha and welcome biggrin
Cheers fruity
From one celt to another
xx
:welcome: isn't mochyn Welsh for pig?
go to the top of the class marmalaid and collect a gold star on your way there..oink oink
welcome from me to
cant offer you no advice on clubs coz i havent been to any ..... rolleyes but im sure theres loads on here that can
Hi Steph
Like i said I'm new to this so you'll have to help me out here ...what comes in a small plastic container and melts in the mouth? the only thing i can think of is smarties
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Awwwwwww sure you can't think of something better than a gold star for marmalaid?

Not a brown star?
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(I can lol :lol: comes in little plastic containers melts in mouth and gives ........... just trying to work out whether he could handle 5 at a time)

Aaaah, ok then. So, Steph, how many can you take in your mouth at once?
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Hi Steph
Like i said I'm new to this so you'll have to help me out here ...what comes in a small plastic container and melts in the mouth? the only thing i can think of is smarties

Let me see if I can give you a hand here...
She snogged me and I said "Mmmm, very minty!", then she said "You should feel it if I gave you a bj!".
Now, who am I to refuse a suggestion like that! It tingles is how it feels, it tingles in quite a nice way and continues to tingle for several minutes afterwards.
When SS finished and turned to walk away, she got applause from everyone else at the table!
blast
hiya dirtymochyn
:welcome: to the site.
no advice on playing on clubs cos i'm a scaredy cat, so just a hello! biggrin
neil x x x ;)
Croeso! Mwynhau!!
(apologies if that is total gibberish to ya... I'm out of practice by about 20 years!)
ello and :welcome:
hehehe...1 more to the post count
About the limit of my Welsh is;
Creoso Welcome
Ysgol School
Mochyn Pig
Araf Slow
Moch Deaer Badger
So, I'd be ok ordering lunch then rolleyes
Oh and;
Gwesty Hotel
Traeth Beach
Thank you / Diolch all for such a warm welcome I hope to be seeing more of you in the real world soon.