Alternative Beauty Products

18 Sep 2005

whilst paying for my new toy in a certain shop yesterday, myself and the sales assistant were having a conversation about silicon based lubes and she happened to mention that it also works as a great hair serum :shock:
Now it's not something I'd ever thought about before (well you wouldn't would you), but having looked at the ingredients on my hair serum the stuffs more or less the same (apart from the flucking price)
So flipa

Laboratoire Garnier - I might just start "lubing my hair" tomorrow morning.
So this got me thinking
1. Wonder what else I could use this for?
2. Are there alternative for any other of my beauty products?

18 Sep 2005

bit of a head fuck this eh???
sorry... very poor I know... but aloe vera aftersun is another one,,, works as a great lube forthey toys too!!!
but I don't think I would be too willing to try Castrol GTX lubricant!!!

18 Sep 2005

Great Foundation

18 Sep 2005

Heard it all now
is that any lube you can up on your hair? cause i have some durex lube in my toy box may give that a go

18 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Heard it all now
is that any lube you can up on your hair? cause i have some durex lube in my toy box may give that a go

Apparently as long as it's silicon based you're ok
Maybe we should give it a go and post pics of our barnets afterwards lol

18 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Heard it all now
is that any lube you can up on your hair? cause i have some durex lube in my toy box may give that a go

Apparently as long as it's silicon based you're ok
Maybe we should give it a go and post pics of our barnets afterwards lol

18 Sep 2005

Well i had a go but ended up looking like this
:silly:

18 Sep 2005

Now I know this is basically a girlie post, but speaking as a scientist, surely (unless you were shaven down below) you should be able to see if it worked as a hair serum after a ... erm .... few applications as spillage off your toys?

18 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
whilst paying for my new toy in a certain shop yesterday, myself and the sales assistant were having a conversation about silicon based lubes and she happened to mention that it also works as a great hair serum :shock:
Now it's not something I'd ever thought about before (well you wouldn't would you), but having looked at the ingredients on my hair serum the stuffs more or less the same (apart from the flucking price)
So Laboratoire Garnier - I might just start "lubing my hair" tomorrow morning.
So this got me thinking
1. Wonder what else I could use this for?
2. Are there alternative for any other of my beauty products?

A new toy, what sort, we want pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

:shock:

18 Sep 2005

Oh and taking a hair treatment tip from Something about Mary... I could supply a daily dosage!!!
:wanker:
Although my aim would be a bit fucked up I am sure... lol.... :twisted:

18 Sep 2005

Quote by Sarah
A new toy, what sort, we want pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

I wondered who was gonna be the first to ask that - why am I not surprised :grin:

18 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Heard it all now
is that any lube you can up on your hair? cause i have some durex lube in my toy box may give that a go

Apparently as long as it's silicon based you're ok
Maybe we should give it a go and post pics of our barnets afterwards lol

Debbs = I do not believe, for one second, that this is you :lol: confused

:
Fred :love:

18 Sep 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Heard it all now
is that any lube you can up on your hair? cause i have some durex lube in my toy box may give that a go

Apparently as long as it's silicon based you're ok
Maybe we should give it a go and post pics of our barnets afterwards lol

Debbs = I do not believe, for one second, that this is you :lol: confused

:
Fred :love:
are Fred ................how i love you so babes passionkiss

18 Sep 2005

Horny little blonde,,,
this one's for you Maid....
Made me think of you as soon as Isaw it.. has fuck all to do with hairproducts though.. lol

18 Sep 2005

Reaches for the WD40
Ahhhhhh the silicone, the aroma, the excitement, the anticipation
errrrrrr
anyone got a tissue
:bolt:

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Manolishi

Reaches for the WD40
Ahhhhhh the silicone, the aroma, the excitement, the anticipation
errrrrrr
anyone got a tissue
:bolt:

Errrrrrrrrrrrr thats disgusting :scared: :scared: :scared:
You dirty tramp :kissmyarse:

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Benz2502
but aloe vera aftersun is another one,,, works as a great lube

Best get some for EagerSlut then ...... factor two million to be absolutely safe ... hehehe

19 Sep 2005

Alternative beauty products huh...........reminds me of 'Theres Something About Mary' wink

.......great film!

19 Sep 2005

swarfega

19 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
swarfega

manufactured by a company called Deb Ltd :grin: I kid you not
would that be Debbiewebsor Debz4u :dunno:

19 Sep 2005

A really useful alternative for a skin product, if you happen to be traipsing through the stagnant waters of the Amazon, is Avon 'Skin So Soft'. This remarkable product not only leaves your skin as smooth as a baby's bottom but also has the added benefit of repelling all manner of flying insects, including mosquitos!
They only gave me Â£20 for that, I was robbed!

19 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
swarfega

manufactured by a company called Deb Ltd :grin: I kid you not
would that be Debbiewebsor Debz4u :dunno:
Tufanega is much, much better, cos it's got those little beady type things in it. Sort of scratches as you "use" it.
What's even betterer tho' is to but beans in the tub too.
Hmmm - baked beans (cold) in a tub of Swarf :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

19 Sep 2005

Quote by dambuster
Hmmm - baked beans (cold) in a tub of Swarf :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh shit, its one of those days when Dammie worries me bolt

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hmmm - baked beans (cold) in a tub of Swarf :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh shit, its one of those days when Dammie worries me bolt

I suppose now might not be the best time to say . . . .
I read once somewhere that if a guy should accidentally "splash" on you, you should rub it in, rather than wipe it off cos it's good for the complexion dunno

Aaaw come on. You knew someone had to say it

19 Sep 2005

Quote by dambuster
Aaaw come on. You knew someone had to say it

And that person just happened to be you - shocked? I think not wink

19 Sep 2005

Quote by dambuster
I read once somewhere that if a guy should accidentally "splash" on you, you should rub it in, rather than wipe it off cos it's good for the complexion

The key word being of course 'accidentally', because I am sure no gentleman would do such a thing purposely wink

19 Sep 2005

Quote by dambuster
I read once somewhere that if a guy should accidentally "splash" on you, you should rub it in, rather than wipe it off cos it's good for the complexion

So thats why some people like bukkake.......

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul

I read once somewhere that if a guy should accidentally "splash" on you, you should rub it in, rather than wipe it off cos it's good for the complexion

The key word being of course 'accidentally', because I am sure no gentleman would do such a thing purposely wink

Of course accidentally.
In my time, I've been a marksman with 9mm, - 30mm - I'm even one of the few that could get three 96mm "in the air" at once. 120mm never turned me on enough to bother rolleyes

But - I'm getting on now, my eyesight is beginning to fade, and I never really was that good a shot with Mr PotatoHead anyway. When I was younger I was more concerned about velocity than accuracy rotflmao

:wink:

20 Sep 2005

Quote by dambuster
But - I'm getting on now, my eyesight is beginning to fade, and I never really was that good a shot with Mr PotatoHead anyway. When I was younger I was more concerned about velocity than accuracy

And you never shoot when the Red Flag is flying. :wink:
Fred

20 Sep 2005

KY jelly doesn't go that well with ice cream.