In the lead up to the 2012 event, here are some well-known sporting events you may be surprised to find are not included:
1 Egg and Spoon racing
2 Sack racing
3 Three-legged racing
4 Burning ants with the sun's rays and a magnifying glass
5 Synchronised dive-bombing
6 Synchronised belly-flopping
7 Conkers
8 Hopscotch
9 Mud-wrestling
10 Pillow-fighting (feather stuffing)
11 Pillow-fighting (synthetic stuffing)
12 Wellie throwing (distance)
13 Wellie throwing (freestyle)
14 Marbles
I'm sure someone must be able to come up with a few more.
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Sex God
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Quote by fluff_n_stuffheres my little contribution
In the lead up to the 2012 event, here are some well-known sporting events you may be surprised to find are not included:
1 Egg and Spoon racing
2 Sack racing
3 Three-legged racing
4 Burning ants with the sun's rays and a magnifying glass
5 Synchronised dive-bombing
6 Synchronised belly-flopping
7 Conkers
8 Hopscotch
9 Mud-wrestling
10 Pillow-fighting (feather stuffing)
11 Pillow-fighting (synthetic stuffing)
12 Wellie throwing (distance)
13 Wellie throwing (freestyle)
14 Marbles
I'm sure someone must be able to come up with a few more.
1..strip poker
2..gurning
3..synchronised line dancing
4..ludo
5..tiddly winks
6..shove ha'penny
7..drinking a yard of ale
8..hook a duck
steve x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:instead of the biathlon.
we could have seal shooting.
swimming could be replaced with.
having to swim from one end of the pool to the other.
did i forget to mention the pool is full of sharks and rays?
the parallel bars could be replaced.
with rope climbing.
whilst being stoned and a pack of hungry pitballs at the bottom just in case you fall. ha ha ha
marathon.
runners will be chased by 4x4's with whip bearing nutters to make sure the pace never drops.
Or we could just forget about the olympics and save all that money.
then let mp's waste it on porno channels and a £1000 fireplace.
we could have seal shooting.
swimming could be replaced with.
having to swim from one end of the pool to the other.
did i forget to mention the pool is full of sharks and rays?
the parallel bars could be replaced.
with rope climbing.
whilst being stoned and a pack of hungry pitballs at the bottom just in case you fall. ha ha ha
marathon.
runners will be chased by 4x4's with whip bearing nutters to make sure the pace never drops.
Or we could just forget about the olympics and save all that money.
then let mp's waste it on porno channels and a £1000 fireplace.
Sex God
Sevens - against the wall
Sevens - freestanding
Sevens - ball in a sock
Hanging upside down on the parallel bars.
Making daisy chains - European standard daisies to be supplied - minimum length 50mm stems, flowers fully open.
Competitive grass throwing - standard length grass (30 cm minimum) cut 3 hours earlier to maximise the itchy, sticking to sweaty necks factor.
Bug racing.
Worm throwing - will need squeamish 7 year-olds as targets.
Sevens - freestanding
Sevens - ball in a sock
Hanging upside down on the parallel bars.
Making daisy chains - European standard daisies to be supplied - minimum length 50mm stems, flowers fully open.
Competitive grass throwing - standard length grass (30 cm minimum) cut 3 hours earlier to maximise the itchy, sticking to sweaty necks factor.
Bug racing.
Worm throwing - will need squeamish 7 year-olds as targets.
Warming the Bed
what about the more fun sports like muff diving? 
