Always double check...

5 Nov 2004

Always double check what time your girlfriends Mother is coming back from Bingo in case she comes home early to find you with your dick down her daughters throat. This can often lead to expressions like:
'Oh my god! Well I'm MORTIFIED!' surprised

5 Nov 2004

This should be in top tips thread I fear!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

5 Nov 2004

Welcome Rustle699.
I take it that's something that happened to you then?
Regards
LC wink

5 Nov 2004

When we were still courting !..............many years ago , Saras mum came home an hour early . Walked into the living room to find her daughter moaning like a goodun as i took her doggy style .'''Ooooooooo Sara ...........................i thought that was the dog'' . Once i stopped laughing , i was crimson with embarassment . It took me months to look my mother-in-law to be in the eye again.
It still causes much amusement about 20 years on

5 Nov 2004

we got caught in my g/fs mums bed!!!!,never heard the car redface

i even had the balls to carry on till id cum.........her mum used to call me him,after that cool

5 Nov 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
We've got twins!!!!!!!

5 Nov 2004

My dad was so predictable, we knew we'd never get caught. rolleyes

But just incase he'd forgotten something and came back for it, our first fuck was always doggy over the bathroom sink watching out of the window for his car. hump

:hump:

5 Nov 2004

When recieivng your first ever blow job, It's highly advisable to get your partner to pause for a minute or two while you pop downstairs to tell your mum that the pair of you won't be wanting cups of tea brought in in about 10 minutes, thanks very much.
Failure to take this simple and sensible precaution can be rather embarassing for all concerned!

5 Nov 2004

When i had my 1st blow job i did'nt last a minute !! wink

5 Nov 2004

One night my wife and I ordered pizza...
It took ages to arrive, and we'd quite forgotten about it when
we started to get frisky on the bed. It was early evening, so
the bedroom curtains were partly open.
She was on the bed on all fours, and I was stood at the end
of the bed buried up to the hilt, and hammering away like there
was no tomorrow, when out of the corner of my eye I caught
sight of the pizza delivery girl - quite an attractive 20 something
in a motorcycle jump suit.
I didn't look at the girl, but I could kinda see her with her neck craned
to one side trying to get an eyeful, but she was trying to hide in the
front porch at the same time.
This was more excitement than I could bear, so I pulled out and
splashed hot spunk all over my wife's backside, and wanked
my knob for good measure. As I turned toward the window,
the girl ducked in the porch and rang the bell!
I grabbed a dressing gown and opened the door, she was
all smiles and very friendly if a little red faced. Pizza was great,
and I tipped her Â£3. "Oh no really, there's no need!" she said.
"That's OK I'm sure you've just earned it...." I said.
She went the colour of beetroot!
"Y'know, coming all this way, as we're on the edge of
your delivery area".
"OH RIGHT!" she said and thanked me again.
Apparently there are 6 people that deliver from the Pizza place,
but everytime we phone for a pizza she always delivers it!
I wonder why??? lol