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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sometimes, when I nip outside for a cig, I see my neighbours bathroom light go on and I hear the sound of running water in the drain as she puts on the shower!! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
If at this point, if I was to run upstairs, move the wardrobe over towards the window, climb on top of it, balance on 3 well placed books, crane my neck out of the window as far as possible, I think I could see her naked body from the shoulder upwards!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
The Brazen Hussy!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Darkfire
No you're confused , Sarg lives in the retirement home!
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Women having regular showers?
Whatever next!?
A bath a year was quite adequate for a lady in my younger days. :P
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sometimes, when I nip outside for a cig, I see my neighbours bathroom light go on and I hear the sound of running water in the drain as she puts on the shower!! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
If at this point, if I was to run upstairs, move the wardrobe over towards the window, climb on top of it, balance on 3 well placed books, crane my neck out of the window as far as possible, I think I could see her naked body from the shoulder upwards!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
The Brazen Hussy!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sometimes, when I nip outside for a cig, I see my neighbours bathroom light go on and I hear the sound of running water in the drain as she puts on the shower!! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
If at this point, if I was to run upstairs, move the wardrobe over towards the window, climb on top of it, balance on 3 well placed books, crane my neck out of the window as far as possible, I think I could see her naked body from the shoulder upwards!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
The Brazen Hussy!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by niceandgentle
Women having regular showers?
Whatever next!?
A bath a year was quite adequate for a lady in my younger days. :P
Quote by MandH
Well speak as you find an all that, but about 7 years ago I lived on me own in a flat. The divorcee over the road used to always shower at about p.m. every night. It became a regular distraction to sit and watch the ablutions............ she never had blinds at the window :shock:
7 years later we're married, and yes there are now blinds at the window
M
Quote by lilacgem
Well speak as you find an all that, but about 7 years ago I lived on me own in a flat. The divorcee over the road used to always shower at about p.m. every night. It became a regular distraction to sit and watch the ablutions............ she never had blinds at the window :shock:
7 years later we're married, and yes there are now blinds at the window
M
Quote by corriefem
Sarge of course you are a perve (think thats the politcially correct way of saying it). You and showers are intertwined in your mind set. This is definately something for someone with an NLP background who will need to encourage you to widen your horizon past your shower fetish.
It wont matter what your neighbour looks like. Its the water running down the drain, sensually spraying the walls, licking the drain, swirling around the hole ........................... enough she says get help right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: 
ops: Quote by BiWelshMinx
Women having regular showers?
Whatever next!?
A bath a year was quite adequate for a lady in my younger days. :P
Quote by niceandgentle
Sarge of course you are a perve (think thats the politcially correct way of saying it). You and showers are intertwined in your mind set. This is definately something for someone with an NLP background who will need to encourage you to widen your horizon past your shower fetish.
It wont matter what your neighbour looks like. Its the water running down the drain, sensually spraying the walls, licking the drain, swirling around the hole ........................... enough she says get help right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: ops: Quote by corriefem
Sarge of course you are a perve (think thats the politcially correct way of saying it). You and showers are intertwined in your mind set. This is definately something for someone with an NLP background who will need to encourage you to widen your horizon past your shower fetish.
It wont matter what your neighbour looks like. Its the water running down the drain, sensually spraying the walls, licking the drain, swirling around the hole ........................... enough she says get help right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: ops:
:oops: Quote by niceandgentle
Sarge of course you are a perve (think thats the politcially correct way of saying it). You and showers are intertwined in your mind set. This is definately something for someone with an NLP background who will need to encourage you to widen your horizon past your shower fetish.
It wont matter what your neighbour looks like. Its the water running down the drain, sensually spraying the walls, licking the drain, swirling around the hole ........................... enough she says get help right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: ops: :oops:
:D :D :D :D Quote by corriefem
Sarge of course you are a perve (think thats the politcially correct way of saying it). You and showers are intertwined in your mind set. This is definately something for someone with an NLP background who will need to encourage you to widen your horizon past your shower fetish.
It wont matter what your neighbour looks like. Its the water running down the drain, sensually spraying the walls, licking the drain, swirling around the hole ........................... enough she says get help right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: ops: :oops: :D :D :D :D
