Dont you live next door to a retirement home?
Sounds like you would be acting out of provocation Sarge..... If you added a jack you might get a few extra inches.. :rascal:
Women having regular showers?
Whatever next!?
A bath a year was quite adequate for a lady in my younger days. :P
Its nearly shower time :smile2:
Sarge of course you are a perve (think thats the politically correct way of saying it). You and showers are intertwined in your mind set. This is definately something for someone with an NLP background who will need to encourage you to widen your horizon past your shower fetish.
It wont matter what your neighbour looks like. Its the water running down the drain, sensually spraying the walls, licking the drain, swirling around the hole ........................... enough she says get help right now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!