Today I have had a very strong and primevil hurge to file !!!
I have found lots of papers, that have happily been sitting in a heap (well 2 or 3 heaps actually) new homes in ring binders!!
Now as a rule I dont do file ing (never sure if its one of those words which drop the 'e' when you turn it into an doing word and I really dont want to know so dont anyone waste their time telling me. Im sure you can work out what I mean.
Now question is, is this an illness and is it sexualy or otherewise, transmited (if it is then at least I can blame someone else)
Does anyone else suffer from this affliction? Should I try to book an appointemnt with my GP or will the disease pass before I get to see him a week on Thursday?
Comments please
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Am I ill, is it catching?
yep you got Clerical Officitous ... comes over you in times of stress .. usually lays dormant but at certain times it manifests itself in rash acts of tidying and neatness.
You should drink copious amounts of cold coffee out of plastic cups and type out in triplicate 'I am speed typing from an audio tape the official secret acts' as found in Swinging Clubs around the country.
DD
You should drink copious amounts of cold coffee out of plastic cups and type out in triplicate 'I am speed typing from an audio tape the official secret acts' as found in Swinging Clubs around the country.
DD
I always do my shredding on a Friday afternoon. Then I can go to the pub at lunch and have a couple of pints without having to worry about thinking later on.
Filing though, now thats just a different kettle of fish. You could always take advantage of this strange condition/illness and come n do mine.
I've got low and high cabinates for you to bend and stretch to so be carefull how you dress. and don't expect anything other than cash payment, just in case it is contageous!!!!
Filing though, now thats just a different kettle of fish. You could always take advantage of this strange condition/illness and come n do mine.
I've got low and high cabinates for you to bend and stretch to so be carefull how you dress. and don't expect anything other than cash payment, just in case it is contageous!!!!
Update!!
Hole punch is buggered, white dots of paper all over floor!!!
Teppice A kind offer but I really couldnt let you risk ptting t yourself through all this pain
Sexsteph Are you suggesting tha t i caught this virus from you?
The kind person who diagnose me as haing "Cleical Officiation"
Sorry didnt write you name down before starting this reply
Christ, i can have it i cant even spell it!!!
Lenonino
Someone elses file ing
????
You have to be jesting it has taken me 2 years to do my own and I really dont think you will want a ring binder whos title is, "Really useful stuff that I havent got a clue what to do with"
Just edited this posting, should an accountant be offering "cash payments" lol
Hole punch is buggered, white dots of paper all over floor!!!
Teppice A kind offer but I really couldnt let you risk ptting t yourself through all this pain
Sexsteph Are you suggesting tha t i caught this virus from you?
The kind person who diagnose me as haing "Cleical Officiation"
Sorry didnt write you name down before starting this reply
Christ, i can have it i cant even spell it!!!
Lenonino
Someone elses file ing
????You have to be jesting it has taken me 2 years to do my own and I really dont think you will want a ring binder whos title is, "Really useful stuff that I havent got a clue what to do with"
Just edited this posting, should an accountant be offering "cash payments" lol
Quote by treasurechest
Today I have had a very strong and primevil hurge to file !!!
I have found lots of papers, that have happily been sitting in a heap (well 2 or 3 heaps actually) new homes in ring binders!!
Now question is, is this an illness and is it sexualy or otherewise, transmited (if it is then at least I can blame someone else)
Does anyone else suffer from this affliction? Should I try to book an appointemnt with my GP or will the disease pass before I get to see him a week on Thursday?
Comments please
Well blow me down with a feather and call me paper clip.
Treasure I need to know where you were last night. I woke this morning and decided to file my last 3 years worth of BT bills that have been lying on the floor for well ummm nearly 3 years would you believe.
So, I reckon you must have started to file before me cos no way would I have started as a whim. Therefore, putting 2 and 2 together and getting 69, I must have caught this from you. Probably transmitted via an unknown telepathic link that has the ability to mutate this virus - why I hear you ask has it mutated? - Cos I filed in a box file and you used a ring binder.
So I suppose the question is - where did you catch it from ................
as long as it's recorded correctly in the petty cash book then yes.
I have to say, sitting at this desk all day for the last 3 years, I have on many occasions dreamed of the day when a suzzy clad female wanders in, does all my filing, sharpens my pencils and then asks if there's any thing else she can do for me while she's waiting for her mum to pick her up.
we can but dream.
Quote by Manolishi
Well blow me down with a feather and call me paper clip.
Treasure I need to know where you were last night. I woke this morning and decided to file my last 3 years worth of BT bills that have been lying on the floor for well ummm nearly 3 years would you believe.
So, I reckon you must have started to file before me cos no way would I have started as a whim. Therefore, putting 2 and 2 together and getting 69, I must have caught this from you. Probably transmitted via an unknown telepathic link that has the ability to mutate this virus - why I hear you ask has it mutated? - Cos I filed in a box file and you used a ring binder.
So I suppose the question is - where did you catch it from ................
Ok so if we are both suffering from this same malise, and we are so far apart, never even talked to each other before, i fear that the only comon factor can be SwingingHeaven (remeber SexSteph also admited to having the same symptons)!!!!!
Should we can the public health department and inform them that this site is spreading some dreadful germ?
Quote by treasurechest
Well blow me down with a feather and call me paper clip.
Treasure I need to know where you were last night. I woke this morning and decided to file my last 3 years worth of BT bills that have been lying on the floor for well ummm nearly 3 years would you believe.
So, I reckon you must have started to file before me cos no way would I have started as a whim. Therefore, putting 2 and 2 together and getting 69, I must have caught this from you. Probably transmitted via an unknown telepathic link that has the ability to mutate this virus - why I hear you ask has it mutated? - Cos I filed in a box file and you used a ring binder.
So I suppose the question is - where did you catch it from ................
Ok so if we are both suffering from this same malise, and we are so far apart, never even talked to each other before, i fear that the only comon factor can be SwingingHeaven (remeber SexSteph also admited to having the same symptons)!!!!!
Should we can the public health department and inform them that this site is spreading some dreadful germ?
Quick quick, contact them now. We need medical help
Or a therapist
Here I am looking at a pile of bank statements and my fingers are twitching wildly.
Beads of sweat are forming, my pulse is racing, shall I, shouldn't I,
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
If I'me not back in an hour it's because I got carried away with my paper clips ..............
Manolishi
OMG this is getting worse I am getting round to the bank statements, even thinking of allocating them a ring binder!!!
Now Alex too!! This has got to be more than a coincidence!!
Anyone else been at it? We need the details, please dont be shu, it sounds like we have a genuine disease and its not our fault. No social stigma should be attached , it dosnt mean we are all turning in to accounts and is no reflection on our state of personal hygine.
No offence tenonino
OMG this is getting worse I am getting round to the bank statements, even thinking of allocating them a ring binder!!!
Now Alex too!! This has got to be more than a coincidence!!
Anyone else been at it? We need the details, please dont be shu, it sounds like we have a genuine disease and its not our fault. No social stigma should be attached , it dosnt mean we are all turning in to accounts and is no reflection on our state of personal hygine.
No offence tenonino
Warming the Bed
How spooky, I must have caught the bug, I have a pile of papers on the floor, waiting to be put safely away so I can find them again if I need them. The trouble is, apart from being hopeless at putting stuff away, I 'm also not very good at labelling ( you should see inside my freezer to see how bad I am) so it takes me ages to find things even when they're filed.
I regularly vow that I will do this awful job once a week, or maybe once a month, but I haven't done it for at least 3 months. Does anyone have a foolproof method of they could share?
i've set the kitchen timer, and when it goes off in about half an hour, I'll definitely make a start.
Unless I can think of something more interesting to do.
I regularly vow that I will do this awful job once a week, or maybe once a month, but I haven't done it for at least 3 months. Does anyone have a foolproof method of they could share?
i've set the kitchen timer, and when it goes off in about half an hour, I'll definitely make a start.
Unless I can think of something more interesting to do.
Blimey, what you guys need is a professional.
Have a lever arch file. Write "statements" on the side. Get some dividers and put them in. Label the dividers, Curr a/c, credit card, topshop etc etc. and when you recieve a statement put it in the relevant section. The most recent to the top is easiest.
Have another file for the proper important stuff. Birth cerc. House deeds. etc
and another for the other correspondance. the dividers on this might be. Car, House, Holiday etc etc.
By the way my daydream fantasy most definately includes a competant filer who does exactly as she is told.
Have a lever arch file. Write "statements" on the side. Get some dividers and put them in. Label the dividers, Curr a/c, credit card, topshop etc etc. and when you recieve a statement put it in the relevant section. The most recent to the top is easiest.
Have another file for the proper important stuff. Birth cerc. House deeds. etc
and another for the other correspondance. the dividers on this might be. Car, House, Holiday etc etc.
By the way my daydream fantasy most definately includes a competant filer who does exactly as she is told.
Sex God
Quote by lenonio
Get some dividers and put them in.
But they cost money :!: :!: :!:
I am the worlds worst for having piles of paper (important) lying around and when anyone comes to visit (parents etc) I just shovel them under the bed and forget about them, I dread to think what is under there, my problem and it can be shown now by the fact that having run a bowl of hot water to wash up in which is now cold because I am sat here on SH, I keep meaning to do it especially when I have weeks off but just sit on here and other places desperately trying to find a woman and end up with 1) no women :cry: and 2) loads of crap in my flat :cry: :cry:
I only found this post by idly clicking on the name of a user showing as online so having missed the opportunity to do so in her Nearly new post last January may I now say Welcome to Colette
who seems to be in the same mood as me and thus a woman after my heart. Now where is my map of the Counties of England again 
: Regards
Harry Jones
Right, everyone round to mine right now for a huge snog fest in the hopes it really is contagious. I'm about 18 months behind with the accounts & 3 years behind on the filing so it's a disease I really need to catch.
I'd even kiss a 24 yr old accountant if I thought I would catch the filing bug & I've been straight since I left boarding school. Mind, as it's more than 24 years since I left school, I suppose he might not be so keen. If I was female I'd suppose I might have a 24 yr old accountant offering to do the filing for me! He's only up the road too.
I'd even kiss a 24 yr old accountant if I thought I would catch the filing bug & I've been straight since I left boarding school. Mind, as it's more than 24 years since I left school, I suppose he might not be so keen. If I was female I'd suppose I might have a 24 yr old accountant offering to do the filing for me! He's only up the road too.
Quote by TheDrummer
Right, everyone round to mine right now for a huge snog fest in the hopes it really is contagious. I'm about 18 months behind with the accounts & 3 years behind on the filing so it's a disease I really need to catch.
I'd even kiss a 24 yr old accountant if I thought I would catch the filing bug & I've been straight since I left boarding school. Mind, as it's more than 24 years since I left school, I suppose he might not be so keen. If I was female I'd suppose I might have a 24 yr old accountant offering to do the filing for me! He's only up the road too.
Accountants only work for one thing i'm afraid, and thats cash or favours.
Quote by DarkEyedPhil
Lucky me, I seem to be immune! I have two piles of papers in direct line of sight at this very moment, and I feel no urge whatsoever to file them
I seem to be recovering too. Papers are starting to pile up again, in fact one pile has just thrown itself all over the floor, this makes my working enviroment so much more friendly!!
Quote by treasurechest
Lucky me, I seem to be immune! I have two piles of papers in direct line of sight at this very moment, and I feel no urge whatsoever to file them
I seem to be recovering too. Papers are starting to pile up again, in fact one pile has just thrown itself all over the floor, this makes my working enviroment so much more friendly!!
Hello treasurechest & DarkEyedPhil.
Only one question to you both >>>>>
Do you work for the CSA by any chance :?:
phredd
