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Sexpert
At the end of the day 55 is not old when you consider people live a lot longer these is just a number and as log as you are over 18,polite and non pushy,post on some of the forums so people get to know what makes you tick you should find what you are seeking.
Good luck in your search.
Good luck in your search.
Quote by jpmag
Hello everyone,im 55 years old and im wanting to meet couples for watching and maybe joining in.I am not having much success,is this because of my age
Don't listen to them.....i'm afraid you are past it,just give up now!
I'm only kidding.....age is not an issue on here,the only problem you may have is there are alot of guys using the site,you just have to find away of standing out from the crowd and the best way is to get known through the forums and i don't mean posting just for the hell of it but through thoughtful and funny posts!......not like that Bloke2005 he's has dull as ditchwater!
Sexlightened
Tell us about the war Granddad!! (Sorry that is just a joke).
There are plenty of couples in your age group advertising. Sometimes it takes a lot of time to find the right person/couple. Some couples also like the thought fo someone older.
There are plenty of couples in your age group advertising. Sometimes it takes a lot of time to find the right person/couple. Some couples also like the thought fo someone older.
Quote by jpmag
Hello everyone,im 55 years old and im wanting to meet couples for watching and maybe joining in.I am not having much success,is this because of my age
Erm >>
I just had a look at your pic profile. I recon three cock shots will not draw any female to you. They would like to see more of you and read a bit about what makes you tick.
Steph = help me out here hun
Just the thoughts of the oldest swinger in town :lol:
phredd
Quote by jpmag
Hello everyone,im 55 years old and im wanting to meet couples for watching and maybe joining in.I am not having much success,is this because of my age
The older man does have less to choose from, that is true. Young ladies of mid 20's consider men of my age (49) and your age to be too old. However, there are a whole host of middle aged ladies who do not consder these ages to be old, so you still have chances.
I would have thought that someone of your age would also have realised that, as fred aka Medic1 has said, that women are not attracted by pictures of cocks. You should know that you have to get in to a womans mind before you can get in to her pants. So, change your pics to show yourself in a better light and get chatting.
This advice goes for all newbie males.....
hi mate if your to old that means i`ve only got 5rs left :cry: :cry: bugger that your as old as you feel , or feel as young as you can :twisted: .
seriously though there are addys on here that specifically ask for the more mature guy so go for it and have fun its the fun bit thats the major ingrediant we think. :P
if your to old that means i`ve only got 5rs left :cry: :cry: bugger that your as old as you feel , or feel as young as you can :twisted: .seriously though there are addys on here that specifically ask for the more mature guy so go for it and have fun
its the fun bit thats the major ingrediant we think. :P 
Sex God
55!!!
Your fingers are obviously still working and because you are on the forum, what more do you need??? :twisted:
Seriously, 55 is not too old, join in and get to know peeps then you will see that most peeps on here aren't ageist.
G & D x
Your fingers are obviously still working and because you are on the forum, what more do you need??? :twisted:
Seriously, 55 is not too old, join in and get to know peeps then you will see that most peeps on here aren't ageist.
G & D x
Sex God
Quote by jpmag
Hello everyone,im 55 years old and im wanting to meet couples for watching and maybe joining in.I am not having much success,is this because of my age
You've received some very sound advice here from all the wise members...and Fred. (joke!)
. Just one thing to add: have you tried a swinging club? -There are so many fakers and fantasists around on the net that some genuine people are suspicious. Going to a swinging club proves that you are genuinely interested in meeting others.good luck,
Mike.
Quote by MikeNorth
Hello everyone,im 55 years old and im wanting to meet couples for watching and maybe joining in.I am not having much success,is this because of my age
You've received some very sound advice here from all the wise members...and Fred.(joke!)
. Just one thing to add: have you tried a swinging club? -There are so many fakers and fantasists around on the net that some genuine people are suspicious. Going to a swinging club proves that you are genuinely interested in meeting others.good luck,
Mike.
I resemble profoundly that remark
phredd = it make no sence to me niether :lol:
Quote by Bloke2005
55 too old? No, not at all... there are very few discriminators around here...
This might help you kick start the process :P
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Good luck :thumbup:
Quote by Sexysteph
You don't need me to help Fred and anyways you ain't the oldest swinger in town that's offically Marcuso ( It was played for him at the Party - so it must be true
Steph
Woo Hoo!!! 2 mentions in one thread......even if one was being nasty.........lol And Steph.....just for that.....your arse is gonna be so red on Wednesday.....
Seriously though jpmag. Have a think about editing your ads.
Wording it like this seems like you're just after a quick shag
"hello,im married but 55 years young,nice 7 inch cock and love licking cannot accom,looking for all ladies age 18 -45"
im married but bored...............I'm not judging you, but does your wife know you're on here? Swinging isn't just about sex. It's about mutual trust and respect for your partner.
love licking fanny............kind of a crude way to put it....maybe re-wording it to something like "adore oral"....(just a suggestion)
Sorry cannot accom.........Another sticking point.........most will want someone who can accomodate, so it kind of narrows down your options.
looking for all ladies age 18 -45.......this immediately cuts down your chances of meeting some of the very nice over-45's that we have on the site.....It also seems to contradict the question you are asking on this thread. You are 55, (or is it 56?...as one ad says 55 and the other says 56)but you discount women over 45 as being too old.
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I just had a look at your pic profile. I recon three cock shots will not draw any female to you. They would like to see more of you and read a bit about what makes you tick.
phredd
Quote by Phoenix
as fred aka Medic1 has said, that women are not attracted by pictures of cocks. You should know that you have to get in to a womans mind before you can get in to her pants. So, change your pics to show yourself in a better light and get chatting.
This advice goes for all newbie males.....
Quote by Sexysteph
- I prefer to see a nice body shot - all males cum with cocks :wink: so they ain't owt special.
Steph :lol:
Take note of what these guys are saying....they are all talking sense...(even phredd....lol)
Every guy has a cock, some small, some large, but showing a pic of your cock doesn't necessarily mean you know how to use it.
As a single male myself, I know that it takes a lot of effort to stand out from the rest and be noticed and therefore get responses from other users.
As Bloke2005 has said, feel free to read this....... http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Whether you act on any of the advice is entirely up to you. There is also a link to another thread on there from Heather, (a close friend) who gives advice to single men from a woman's point of view.
Not sure if any of this will be read as you have ony posted once since 13th December, so maybe it's falling on deaf ears, but you will find that the genuine people on this site will always go out of their way to help people.
Marcuso
Sex God
Fine post by Marcuso there dissecting JP's ad, might I just add:
Not a good idea to say you're bored - to many people,bored equals boring!
Mike.
I'm married but bored
Not a good idea to say you're bored - to many people,bored equals boring!
Mike.
Quote by Sexysteph
Pics are still the same three cock shots. Maybe advice is not needed:
phredd
Has he been back since posting
Fred =
One of the Good guys on here. Marcuso wrote
And Steph.....just for that.....your arse is gonna be so red on Wednesday.....
Yeah Yeah Yeah you and who's army? - remember sweetie one must be prepared to take what one dishes out :wink:
(luvs yer really :wink: )Steph :twisted:
Steph hun
Take him and punish him in a place he has not been in for years lol >>>
The shed at the bottom left of his garden :lol:
And thank you hun for the nice kind words xxxx
Marcuso mate = You make sure you treat Steph with due care with plenty of
es lol phredd
Sex God
I'm 108 ;) and still get shagged now and then!
55 is too young for me sorry! I go more for the zimmer frame type that aren't bored, they are too haggard to move..... it kind of guarentees that I'm the best shag theyve had for years!
Plus, there is no need to talk afterwards cos they are taking an afternoon nap which lets me get on very nicely with polishing my mobility scooter fenders and pondering where my next fuck is coming from.
This site is great... it keeps me away from stalking the men in the old people's home aroung the corner! Also stops me breaching my ASBO (anti-social behaviour order) for stripping on the lawns. I didn't think public nudity was soooo frowned upon, mind you..... they didn't like the divots I made in the grass when I took my bra off too quickly. Some people have no sense of fun or pleasure. <tut> 
Anyway.... I've gone right off my point... what was I saying... Oh yeah...
Fancy a cuppa tea?
Edith. x
55 is too young for me sorry! I go more for the zimmer frame type that aren't bored, they are too haggard to move..... it kind of guarentees that I'm the best shag theyve had for years!
Plus, there is no need to talk afterwards cos they are taking an afternoon nap which lets me get on very nicely with polishing my mobility scooter fenders and pondering where my next fuck is coming from.
This site is great... it keeps me away from stalking the men in the old people's home aroung the corner! Also stops me breaching my ASBO (anti-social behaviour order) for stripping on the lawns. I didn't think public nudity was soooo frowned upon, mind you..... they didn't like the divots I made in the grass when I took my bra off too quickly.
Some people have no sense of fun or pleasure. <tut> Anyway.... I've gone right off my point... what was I saying... Oh yeah...
Fancy a cuppa tea?
Edith. x
Quote by little gem
I'm 108 ;) and still get shagged now and then!
55 is too young for me sorry! I go more for the zimmer frame type that aren't bored, they are too haggard to move..... it kind of guarentees that I'm the best shag theyve had for years!
Plus, there is no need to talk afterwards cos they are taking an afternoon nap which lets me get on very nicely with polishing my mobility scooter fenders and pondering where my next fuck is coming from.
This site is great... it keeps me away from stalking the men in the old people's home aroung the corner! Also stops me breaching my ASBO (anti-social behaviour order) for stripping on the lawns. I didn't think public nudity was soooo frowned upon, mind you..... they didn't like the divots I made in the grass when I took my bra off too quickly.
Anyway.... I've gone right off my point... what was I saying... Oh yeah...
Fancy a cuppa tea?
Edith. x
Edith xxx
They are serving Harveys Bristol Cream and Sanatogen in the Chatt Room :lol:
phredd :kiss:
Sex God
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I'm 108 ;) and still get shagged now and then!
55 is too young for me sorry! I go more for the zimmer frame type that aren't bored, they are too haggard to move..... it kind of guarentees that I'm the best shag theyve had for years!
Plus, there is no need to talk afterwards cos they are taking an afternoon nap which lets me get on very nicely with polishing my mobility scooter fenders and pondering where my next fuck is coming from.
This site is great... it keeps me away from stalking the men in the old people's home aroung the corner! Also stops me breaching my ASBO (anti-social behaviour order) for stripping on the lawns. I didn't think public nudity was soooo frowned upon, mind you..... they didn't like the divots I made in the grass when I took my bra off too quickly.
Anyway.... I've gone right off my point... what was I saying... Oh yeah...
Fancy a cuppa tea?
Edith. x
Edith xxx
They are serving Harveys Bristol Cream and Sanatogen in the Chatt Room :lol:
phredd :kiss:
Fred, I think she's had too much already - of what I don't know, but definitely something! :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
Do you know I cant work out how at gems age she is so good at rope work :shock: :shock: gem you must have very nimble arthritic fingers to do what you do gal hahahahahahaha
What a load of old rope that is! ;)
(oldies are the goodies so they say!
hint hint! )Mike North, you young whipper snapper would have no idea of the amount of joy sanatogen and Harveys cream can bring and old lady like myself... especially when you play hide the dentures! :lol:
Harvey has such lovely cream too.... I love it when he pours it all over my breasts... which incidentally at my age do actually warm my bellybutton well but they do serve as a damn good shield when we play hunt the arthritis tablets :rascal:
I'll have to show you one day, but alas I'm not allowed within a two mile radius of anyone over the the age of 65 due to pension embezzlement and harrassing charges!
See you in the chat sometime Phred! Bring your scooter polishing cloth with you for an extra fun time! ;)
Edith. x
God 55 is NOT too old for sex :shock: :shock: :shock: - I intend having sex until I cant which I hope is days before I pop off to the other world - why should you stop lots of people in their 70's have a very good sex life and as the average age of living is going up and up so also is your labido - in fact maybe sex should be banned for the under 30's 
:twisted: :twisted: :lol: - oh and I am mid 40's :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oooooh my back hahahahaha
:twisted: :twisted: :lol: - oh and I am mid 40's :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oooooh my back hahahahaha Sex God
Corrie, it's not your back you have to watch for ! Mind those broken toes! ;) :lol:
If you wanted to borrow my Sanatogen for a while then you just had to ask honey! I'll let Harvey recover though before I lend him out... he's had a bit of a run for his webcamming money today with those one handed bankers types in the chatroom. ;)
Hmmm, I'm having visions of a plaster laiden leg wavering about while the owner is in compromising positions though..... how strange!!! :lol: ;) Anyone would think it was a surpressed memory of something I shouldn't have seen.
Mind when you get to my age, I'm 108 don't you know, the mind gets a bit hazy and you start thinking you're seeing double and things.
Edith. x
Mind those broken toes! ;) :lol:If you wanted to borrow my Sanatogen for a while then you just had to ask honey! I'll let Harvey recover though before I lend him out... he's had a bit of a run for his webcamming money today with those one handed bankers types in the chatroom. ;)
Hmmm, I'm having visions of a plaster laiden leg wavering about while the owner is in compromising positions though..... how strange!!! :lol: ;) Anyone would think it was a surpressed memory of something I shouldn't have seen.
Mind when you get to my age, I'm 108 don't you know, the mind gets a bit hazy and you start thinking you're seeing double and things.
Edith. x
