Amusing drive home!

14 Nov 2006

I had such a giggle on my way home this evening and thought I'd share it with you.
I was on my way down the motorway when I heard on the radio that the festive season had been announced in traditional style - you guessed it, a jumper from a motorway bridge!
All the traffice therefore was going at a snails pace. The first thing I did was reach for my cigarettes but as I am on day 5 of being a non smoker, I opened my window to feel the cool light rain on my arm, turned up the radio and started to have a little boogie redface

I was in the middle lane of traffic and noticed that a gap had appeared in the outside lane, so looked over to my right to see what was going on. There was a guy in this car with his window down. I had put some makeup on this morning and had my hair down today (for those of you who don't know me I have long blonde hair!!) and was feeling quite good about myself, so gave this guy a cheeky smile. He smiled back and the next thing I knew, he was shouting across and asking me for my telephone number!!!!! :shock: Now, I have had the odd flirting session whist stuck in traffic but never have I had someone ask for my number whilst in a traffic jam!!!
This made me laugh so much and when I told him that I was spoken for, he asked me where my ring was! Cheeky sod! By this time, there was a massive gap in front of this guy's car so he took off.
Now I've got to the end of this, I've just thought...................yeah and.............. but it made me feel so good that I thought I'd share it with you - hope you don't mind smile

CA x

14 Nov 2006

:thumbup: Carrie!
Its great for your ego when something like that happens!
I thought i'd been wolf whistled yesterday, but when i looked it was someone shouting their dog. Still, made me feel good for about 2 seconds! lol

14 Nov 2006

That made me laugh Cherry. I know I shouldn't say that but I've never been known for my tact or diplomacy redface

Yeah it does make you feel good about yourself when something like that happens. smile

CA x

14 Nov 2006

Hi CA
I had something similar a while back.
Stuck in traffic on motorway, lorry on LHS all of us gonig along at about 5mph.
Hot day, so I had both the front windows open.
Suddenly in through the passenger window comes this lump of paper held together by a rubber band.
I open the paper, it is the lorry driver's phone number and an offer to shag me at the next service station. lol

I drove on ............and kept going.................... cool

(no it was not any lorry driver's off this site)

14 Nov 2006

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I thought you were going to tell me that it was a person we both know quite well lol

Do some men REALLYthink that a woman would do that???
CA x

14 Nov 2006

Reminds me of this clip... probably summat i would do.. biggrin

Lindaxxx

14 Nov 2006

yeah this use to happen to me all the time........in the end i had to get my windows tinted just to keep the ladies at bay!

14 Nov 2006

Quote by CarrieAnn
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I thought you were going to tell me that it was a person we both know quite well
CA x

He would never do anything like that

Quote by CarrieAnn
Do some men REALLY think that a woman would do that???

No comment redface

ops:
(but it was ages ago)

15 Nov 2006

This is a true story
A couple of weeks ago I was driving in Cardiff and stopped to allow a mini to pass parked cars. As it approached, I could see two good looking young women in the front and as they drew level with me the driver wound down her window and passed over a piece of paper on which was written the message "Call me" with her number.
I did send a couple of flirty texts to which she responded, but as Cardiff is a bit far way I ddin't take things any further.

15 Nov 2006

Quote by cfcuk2004
This is a true story
A couple of weeks ago I was driving in Cardiff and stopped to allow a mini to pass parked cars. As it approached, I could see two good looking young women in the front and as they drew level with me the driver wound down her window and passed over a piece of paper on which was written the message "Call me" with her number.
I did send a couple of flirty texts to which she responded, but as Cardiff is a bit far way I ddin't take things any further.

It wasn't me honest guv :shock:

15 Nov 2006

Quote by CarrieAnn
I had such a giggle on my way home this evening and thought I'd share it with you.

My other 'alf was driving home along the M4 from Bristol some time ago, travelling at her usual pace of *mumble* mph. She passes a Police van. The van accelerates to well above the limit and passes her. In time, she re-passes it. Once again it passes her, and this time the blue lights come on and she's signalled to pull over.
"Bollocks", she thinks. A copper gets out of the van and walks up to the car.
"Don't worry love - we're not going to nick you. I was really impressed by your driving, can I have your phone number?"
She was not pleased. She wasn't a copper, but she did used to have a warrant card, and she did say that was the only time since she'd relinquished it that she *really* wished she still had it - she could've whipped it out and made the officer's day in a manner he *really* wasn't expecting...
... to say nothing of probably putting him back on civvy street.
All my amusing trips home involve getting a blowjob as we drive through London - perhaps I just lead a rather sheltered life. smile

Take care,
PJ.

15 Nov 2006

lol These stories are great!!! So come on then, who else has 'car flirted', and I mean more than just the cheeky smile wink

CA x

16 Nov 2006

Quote by Lindaxxx
Reminds me of this clip... probably summat i would do..

Lindaxxx

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

16 Nov 2006

Quote by Lindaxxx
Reminds me of this clip... probably summat i would do..

Lindaxxx

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

19 Nov 2006

Quote by Sarah
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I thought you were going to tell me that it was a person we both know quite well
CA x

He would never do anything like that

I've just come across this while looking for something else, and I've been sidetracked into doing a bit of tecky stuff to help you out CA- but in the meantime I have one (or three) things to say . . . . . .
Oiiiiiii ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Back in a bit with half a solution :grin:

Quote by CarrieAnn
lol These stories are great!!! So come on then, who else has 'car flirted', and I mean more than just the cheeky smile
CA x

Where are the lines between wishful thinking, fantasy, and reality ?
Question - Will it ever happen for real ???
Now I'm back at work, I might even get round to writing Part 3 :shock:

19 Nov 2006

Along time ago - before Uncle Tom Cobly â€˜nâ€™ all had a mobile and a phone number was a landline - I was travelling along the M1back from London and giving some fellow team-mates a lift back to Leicester. One of the guys in the back of my car was flirting with some girlies in a car in the next lane (well one particular girlie) and she was being very positive in her flirting back. He eventually wrote his phone number in large print marker pen on a piece of A4 and pressed it against the window.
All the girlie in the other car did was dunno

He retouched the numbers to make them bigger and bolder - but again she responded with :dunno:
He became more and more frustrated, pressing the paper flatter, pointing, mouthing the number, but all he got back was...
:dunno:
:dunno:
:dunno:
and eventually a rolleyes

as they turned off to join the M6.
"I just don't get it - she seemed so keen" he uttered disappointedly.
We got back to Leicester and as we all got out of the car we noticed the paper with his telephone number on it....
"Do you think she knew you were from Leicester?" he was asked whilst being handed the paper with 6 digits boldly written on it.
"bollox - I forgot the dialling code!"
lol

19 Nov 2006

Quote by dambuster
Back in a bit with half a solution :grin:

I sometimes find these useful redface

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

19 Nov 2006

Quote by dambuster
Oiiiiiii ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I thought you'd been a bit quiet on this one!!!
CA x