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An announcement about the future of SH !!!
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Sex God
god i was worried.... i was texting everyone i knew then.... so far i have 2"oh no's!!!" 3"shits!" and an "fuck off!!!.... 1 also had a "it's am.. what you doing online... get a life an go to bed" 
:) :) :)
i would now like to sue a "sgt bilko" for compensation.... 2 pound in text messages... and 10 pounds for emotional distressed caused.......
git......you are soooooooooo off my xmas card list now!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
:) :) :) i would now like to sue a "sgt bilko" for compensation.... 2 pound in text messages... and 10 pounds for emotional distressed caused.......
git......you are soooooooooo off my xmas card list now!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
Cynical me, 1st of April!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
As you may have seen in the media recently, the government, as part of its pre-election campaign, is clamping down on internet use within the United Kingdom. They are concerned at the lack of laws relating to web sites and somehow feel it will be a vote winner to restrict the type of web sites freely accessible to the general public.
Some of these sites, such as child porn, we can all support the new laws, but they are attempting to close down all UK based Sex Sites. Swinging Heaven has been classed as a Sex Site!!!
Steve G and I have been involved in talks with our local MPs putting forward our view that Swinging Heaven is not a sex site, but is a forum for free speech and is almost educational. I have to confess that we have failed to have our classification changed and consequently we are going to be shut down on Monday 18th April 2005 at 0900.
Mark has been warned that he will face arrest if the site continues after this date.
So, the bad news is that we only have three more weeks of Swinging Heaven, but the good news is that Mark and his solicitor feel we have good grounds to appeal and could be back on line as soon as June or July.
I am so angry about this that I am finding it difficult to continue posting but if you want to read more about the new laws then click here
:x :x :x:
:kick: :sparring:Quote by fabio grooverider
god i was worried.... i was texting everyone i knew then.... so far i have 2"oh no's!!!" 3"shits!" and an "fuck off!!!.... 1 also had a "it's am.. what you doing online... get a life an go to bed"
i would now like to sue a "sgt bilko" for compensation.... 2 pound in text messages... and 10 pounds for emotional distressed caused.......
git......you are soooooooooo off my xmas card list now!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
You didn't text EVERYONE you knew!!
:lol: Quote by willxx69
:bounce: :bounce: Hurrah!! for once I didn't fall for an April fool joke (I became suspicious in about the second sentence).
Mind you with THIS Government anything is just about possible:banghead: (sorry, didn't mean to get political!
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Will
Too right. Well they already banned having sex in a public place remember. Can you believe it, you can't have sex in your own garden, but then maybe it being illegal adds extra spice. Perhaps Tony wanted to be a lawbreaker.
It still pees me off that politicians :x think this is any of their business - like there was this massive problem with people coming over all uncontrollable in Sainsbury's... it was usually next to the wet fish as I recall. People falling off their trolleys, bystanders getting injured. It was clearly getting out of hand and something had to be done about it. Thank goodness we have a sensible caring class called politicians to keep us safe from ourselves and those who just can't control their urges next to the fish counter.
Oops, sarcasm again. Is it really not funny at all?
Anyway, thanks Sgt Bilko. You got me. Touche
Mark
Sex God
Sarge nice one
Nice one Sarge!! Can I bill you for my cardiac treatment??! Bloody ell me old china that got me well and truly bouncing off the wall for all of nearly 5 minutes!
GMTV ran an April 1st story this morning about some farmer feeding his cows bananas and creating natural organic banana milkshakes..think they could've learned a thing or two from u...i've never seen such a straight face!
...just you wait till we meet at a munch..then you'll be in twublle!
GMTV ran an April 1st story this morning about some farmer feeding his cows bananas and creating natural organic banana milkshakes..think they could've learned a thing or two from u...i've never seen such a straight face!
...just you wait till we meet at a munch..then you'll be in twublle!
Sex God
Quote by rachel-lane
come on sarge. i thought you could do better than that
:cheers: :thumbup:
Sorry Sarge. Didn't get me either.
Sex God
Well, what a coincidence. Last night at the Manchester social drinks a few of us were speculating over the possible future of the SH website, how things might evolve...little did we know that at the same time, not many miles away from us, the Sarge was hatching a nasty little plot...
Mike.
Mike.
Casanova
Sgt Bilko
You are a total bxxxxxd. I didnt even realise the date so I bloody fell for it Hook Line and Sinker :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Good One :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You are a total bxxxxxd. I didnt even realise the date so I bloody fell for it Hook Line and Sinker
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x Good One
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by MikeNorth
Well, what a coincidence. Last night at the Manchester social drinks a few of us were speculating over the possible future of the SH website, how things might evolve...little did we know that at the same time, not many miles away from us, the Sarge was hatching a nasty little plot...
Mike.
That's a bit "War Of The Worlds", innit, hun?
...but still, they came.
You Bugger !!!!!!
Have just spent about £20 texting everyone I know on here to tell them its closing !!!
Then clicked on the link............... to fing out it's April Fools !!!
Now got to spend another £20 telling them all I was taken in...........
If I ever meet you........... I am gonna slap and spank you !!!!!
You Bugger !!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by blondeslave
You Bugger !!!!!!
Have just spent about £20 texting everyone I know on here to tell them its closing !!!
Then clicked on the link............... to fing out it's April Fools !!!
Now got to spend another £20 telling them all I was taken in...........
If I ever meet you........... I am gonna slap and spank you !!!!!
You Bugger !!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL @ my sexy little slave girl........... I think this has set the seal on your reputation as a complete turnip-head once and for all ..... pmsl ........ but on a more serious note babes, you'll never get caught out on April 1st again coz those barmy tw@ts in Brussels have decided for the good of us all that April Fool's pranks are dangerous and have banned it from next year on. Grrrrrrrrrrr meddling idiots spoiling our fun!
Quote by Libra-Love
Another one who didn't fall for it here Sarge.
It was Jiggle who got me but then he deleted his post.
So I'll take this opportunity to say to him, Congratulations Dad........Bastard!!!!!! :huh: : :fuckinghell:
lol lol... What thread!......
sorry! i couldn't help it
Sarge you Nearly got me, but then i thought about it carefully.
Jiggle
Sex God
well I was taken in as i forgot it was April fools day
grrrrrrrrrrrr
grrrrrrrrrrrr
Quote by Cicero
Almost fell for it. The date on his post was 31/3 not 1/4 so I thought it might just be true. But then I thought NNAAAWWW. No way! Its less than an hour from 1/4 its gotta be a wind up. Good one though!
I think someone hasn't reset their clock!! :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:You'll be in trouble when Jags finds out!!
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