An appeal to the mods

10 Dec 2006

HLB has to leave shortly.
She's working away for some of this week.
She's waiting to see a pic of a rather special cock.
(NO - not the dammiecock)
But it's waiting to be authorised.
But she has to go (leaving me home alone :grin: )
She's actually sulking because it hasn't been authorised yet.
innocent

Yep - you're right. I am in soooo much trouble as soon as I hit the submit but.......................

10 Dec 2006

Dammie I would try and wade through them for you, but unfortunately the issues with the site right now are affecting that area as well and every time I go in to do some I get half a dozen sorted and I crash, with over 800 sitting in the queue, its not likely to happen soon. I wish I could help you out, but thats the truth of the matter right now
davej suffering the same frustrations as everyone else, but treating it with the same shrug of the shoulders that he applies when the last knife full of peanut butter wont come outa the jar dunno

10 Dec 2006

Ah well . . . .
She'll just have to make do with mine (flesh not the pic) for now, until she can see the other one (pic not the flesh) or maybe she'll just have to wait until she can have them both (flesh not the pic)
wink

:thumbup:

10 Dec 2006

Quote by dambuster
HLB has to leave shortly.
She's working away for some of this week.
She's waiting to see a pic of a rather special cock.
(NO - not the dammiecock)
But it's waiting to be authorised.
But she has to go (leaving me home alone :grin: )
She's actually sulking because it hasn't been authorised yet.

Yep - you're right. I am in soooo much trouble as soon as I hit the submit but.......................

i can send it to you by e-mail if you like :whistling: :grin:

10 Dec 2006

HLB have a good trip hun! All good things come if we wait- fecking frustrating though lol

10 Dec 2006

I don't envy your job Davej......the fact that you have to wade through hundreds of cock shots.....i wouldn't be surprised if you had cocks on the brain!

10 Dec 2006

OMFG!!!!!
I can't believe he's gone and posted that!
redface

ops: :oops:
I would just like to apologise profusely to the owner of said cock. :oops:

10 Dec 2006

Quote by Mr-Powers
I don't envy your job Davej......the fact that you have to wade through hundreds of cock shots.....i wouldn't be surprised if you had cocks on the brain!

You become immune to the focus of the pictures and actually just scan em for things in the background. I often do get to think WTF? but hey taint my job to judge, just to make sure they aint out of order.
I think its been metioned before but in case anyone has missed it and is waiting for an get around 2000+ submitted over a typical weekend and whilst the viewing, catogorising only takes about 10 seconds, when we do come across one that we can't let through we need to send the user a P.M. to explain why and then attach a note against the account to record that the user has been informed and why we chose to delete, all of that can take several minutes. Add it all up and you will see why its the least favourite task.

10 Dec 2006

Quote by Mr-Powers
I don't envy your job Davej......the fact that you have to wade through hundreds of cock shots.....i wouldn't be surprised if you had cocks on the brain!

:shock:
Would this make it into the davej Avatar Challenge thread ???

10 Dec 2006

Quote by davej
I don't envy your job Davej......the fact that you have to wade through hundreds of cock shots.....i wouldn't be surprised if you had cocks on the brain!

You become immune to the focus of the pictures and actually just scan em for things in the background. I often do get to think WTF? but hey taint my job to judge, just to make sure they aint out of order.
I think its been metioned before but in case anyone has missed it and is waiting for an get around 2000+ submitted over a typical weekend and whilst the viewing, catogorising only takes about 10 seconds, when we do come across one that we can't let through we need to send the user a P.M. to explain why and then attach a note against the account to record that the user has been informed and why we chose to delete, all of that can take several minutes. Add it all up and you will see why its the least favourite task.
well we know there are afew ladies on here with alot of time on their hands.....why not train them up to do that job instead......in fact they can rotate the shifts.....just they don't go cock crazy!

10 Dec 2006

Quote by dambuster
I don't envy your job Davej......the fact that you have to wade through hundreds of cock shots.....i wouldn't be surprised if you had cocks on the brain!

:shock:
Would this make it into the davej Avatar Challenge thread ???

Under the current guidelines it would be deleted for haveing more knobs in it than can possibly belong to the member wether a single or a couples account. The only exception I can think of is if the members name was Michael Barrymore who in my opinion is a complete knob and therefore the picture is probably a good representation.

10 Dec 2006

Quote by davej
I don't envy your job Davej......the fact that you have to wade through hundreds of cock shots.....i wouldn't be surprised if you had cocks on the brain!

:shock:
Would this make it into the davej Avatar Challenge thread ???

Under the current guidelines it would be deleted for haveing more knobs in it than can possibly belong to the member wether a single or a couples account. The only exception I can think of is if the members name was Michael Barrymore who in my opinion is a complete knob and therefore the picture is probably a good representation.
Not sure about Barrymore.... but is that Gary Glitter trying to hide behind him? dunno

10 Dec 2006

I've found said piccy, Dammie and it's now up and running for all to see.
However, as pics go, I have to question the use of your deoderant - I mean, Lynx???? have you no standards, man?? rotflmao

Mal

10 Dec 2006

Quote by Mal
I've found said piccy, Dammie and it's now up and running for all to see.
However, as pics go, I have to question the use of your deoderant - I mean, Lynx???? have you no standards, man??
Mal

Was it the short roll on bottle? and did it reach the end of the cap?

10 Dec 2006

Thanks Mal.
But . . . .
PMSL - That's not the one she was waiting for, she took the "Lynx" pic as a giggle :giggle:
It would be wrong of me, having said hwat I have so far, to mention the owner of the pic she was waiting for redface

(I'm enough trouble as it is :scared: )
wink

10 Dec 2006

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Name & shame Dammie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Timmy

10 Dec 2006

Quote by Timmy
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Name & shame Dammie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Timmy

What you doing here? Wanna snog??

assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:

10 Dec 2006

Quote by Timmy
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Name & shame Dammie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Timmy

Ello Timmy kiss

10 Dec 2006

hello

assionkiss:
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Timmy
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10 Dec 2006

Ooooowwww - a Timmy tongue tangle passionkiss

10 Dec 2006

Quote by Timmy
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Name & shame Dammie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Timmy

Public answer . . . . . . . .
It's not in my nature Timmy wink

Truth . . . . . .
I'm in enough trouble as it is, for posting the thread in the first place redface

Just think what would happen if I posted the conversation we had during the chair fuck rattle and slam (and the effect it had on her) (and me surprised

ops: ) just before she went :scared:
I'd just like to say "Thank you" to

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
. . . the owner of said cock. :oops:

for the added inspiration and that little bit of extra - even from oooooh 30 dunno

40 :dunno: miles away.
:wink:

10 Dec 2006

Quote by Timmy
hello assionkiss:
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Timmy
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