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An audience with Debbwebs

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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ok Debs,whats are your 3 most favouritist things in the whole wide world then?

hello Clair passionkiss
upps hold on..i have a phone call
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yes mark ............. what you want........ no i am not camming tonight
why...i am in the bloody cafe thats what!
no no no no no
dont you dare
Missy
Sex God
Sorry wrong button redface surprisedops: :oops: :uhoh:
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Brilliant timing though - just at the no, no dont you dare!
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Sorry wrong button redface surprisedops: :oops: :uhoh:
smackbottom :smackbottom:
i wanted it to be locked........... i was having a good time then with mark! :twisted: :twisted:
ooo well i will get back to your Q clare........... once i have me clothes back to normel biggrin
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austin69
Warming the Bed
Hey peeps,
Is debbiewebs the resident agony aunt or summit - all these questions...
Maybe you could help me with this one.....
Dear Debbiewebs,
What do you think of that Howard from the Halifax adverts, bearing in mind he is from Birmingham? My Girlfriend seems far too keen on sitting in front of the telly whenever he appears.... should I ink a strongly worded letter to the TV company in objection....
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Brilliant timing though - just at the no, no dont you dare!

Well you know ........ couldn't resist lol wink
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right they or on..................... Missy debs whats words
davej
Sex God
Missy stop pissin around with the lights...........and why have you got Mr Beans grandad as yer avatar?
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ok Debs,whats are your 3 most favouritist things in the whole wide world then?

right hen clare
errrrr sex well you new that one redface
food as i am getting a big fat pig
and as always good wine
Next
before the bloody lights go out again mad
Missy
Sex God
Quote by davej
Missy stop pissin around with the lights...........and why have you got Mr Beans grandad as yer avatar?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wow can I answer?????? :bounce: tis not an audience with me!!! But I wanna answer :bounce:
Happy__Cat
Sex God
What did you do for entertainment before the Internet and T.V were invented?
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Quote by Happy Cats
What did you do for entertainment before the Internet and T.V were invented?

hello cat perrrrrrrrrrrr
well thanks a load for that Q............i just use to keep me mum entertained with changing me nappies! biggrin
davej
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Missy stop pissin around with the lights...........and why have you got Mr Beans grandad as yer avatar?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wow can I answer?????? :bounce: tis not an audience with me!!! But I wanna answer :bounce:
I know it's not an audiance with you but it would be nice to know..........last time I saw shorts that bad they were on some old geezer stood in the middle of a desert wearing a beret on his napper...........think his name was Montgomery... dunno is that it?.......is it Monty on a day off?
Missy
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Quote by davej
I know it's not an audiance with you but it would be nice to know..........last time I saw shorts that bad they were on some old geezer stood in the middle of a desert wearing a beret on his napper...........think his name was Montgomery... dunno is that it?.......is it Monty on a day off?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Kat decided to go for the 'underthearmpit' style round Fred n Wilmas house on Sunday .............. but it's ok, he's been deactivated by Jags anyway :rotflmao:
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
I know it's not an audiance with you but it would be nice to know..........last time I saw shorts that bad they were on some old geezer stood in the middle of a desert wearing a beret on his napper...........think his name was Montgomery... dunno is that it?.......is it Monty on a day off?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Kat decided to go for the 'underthearmpit' style round Fred n Wilmas house on Sunday .............. but it's ok, he's been deactivated by Jags anyway :rotflmao:
smackbottom OI stop it :smackbottom:
now then... shh dont tell jags
davej
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I know it's not an audiance with you but it would be nice to know..........last time I saw shorts that bad they were on some old geezer stood in the middle of a desert wearing a beret on his napper...........think his name was Montgomery... dunno is that it?.......is it Monty on a day off?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Kat decided to go for the 'underthearmpit' style round Fred n Wilmas house on Sunday .............. but it's ok, he's been deactivated by Jags anyway :rotflmao:
Debbs just to get back to you flower...............could you step out in public with a bloke that has deoderant stains on the waistband of his shorts?
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Quote by shh dont tell jags
Hello Debs,
Lovely to meet you. I have a question, if I may be so bold.
If you were a consultant to the motor industry, what changes would you make to motor vehicles in order to make them more dogger friendly?
lhk
Ka...rl

well i would change the gear knobs me self
these new ones don't seem to have bigger enough knobs these days, and longer enough sheafs.............. upps i mean shafts redface surprisedops:
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Quote by davej

Debbs just to get back to you flower...............could you step out in public with a bloke that has deoderant stains on the waistband of his shorts?

i will step out with you any day! rotflmao :rotflmao:
davej
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Quote by Debbiewebs

Debbs just to get back to you flower...............could you step out in public with a bloke that has deoderant stains on the waistband of his shorts?

i will step out with you any day! rotflmao :rotflmao:
No....No....Kat has the beating of me :doh: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Missy.............. this is the time you bring the dancing girls on
Missy
Sex God
Oh bluddy ell Debs, a bit of warning would be nice, they're gonna be pissed off ............ that's IF I can find em confused
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh bluddy ell Debs, a bit of warning would be nice, they're gonna be pissed off ............ that's IF I can find em confused

do as ya told smackbottom i need me hair doing bolt
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Missy ice creams now ok ..........would be nice :thumbup: HUH
Missy
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Quote by Debbiewebs
Missy ice creams now ok ..........would be nice :thumbup: HUH

Oh wow, yes please Debs
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Quote by MISSCHIEF

WOOHOO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Bring on the dancing girls ! ! ! !