An ode to all us out here ' looking '

29 Aug 2003

:cry: :When life, it kicks you in the balls, and simple pleasure never calls,
Where do you go to get what's due, and order just a simple screw?
It seems that what we all desire, has been thrown on some giant fire,
Some get a spark, some get a roast, but some get really crisp and toast!
When patience goes it seems so far, that others pleasures your life mar,
And yet again you have to say, tomorrow brings another day.
We may not all get sexual pleasure, but when we do each touch we treasure,
We'll play it back in thoughts to linger, and at our private parts we finger!
When Quazimodo got the hump, to Ezramelda he would jump,
And on his rope she'd pull and tug, which left him shagged and looking smug.
So if your feeling down and blue, with no one by your side to screw,
And think that life it is so bad, just rewind back to times once glad,
Forget that you are all alone with no one near you for to bone,
No gently sobs, no screams of glee, no touchy feely fantasy,
Just close your eyes and simply thank, the fact you CAN have a good w***â€¦!
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29 Aug 2003

I like you - the rest of us talking about writing literature, and here you are writing odes for us all to admire -cool! 8) 8) 8)

30 Aug 2003

thanks bluexxx
My pleasure. I am an upbeat guy 95% of the time. I did send you a private message re an avitar on your email address...bluesclues? Just wondered if you wanted a semi decent avitar to suit your name on here? If you have a request for an ode, then drop me a line. I find it helps to keep the sanity....! It was a basic ode to all the lonely people out there and not to feel that down, when you think no one cares you can always turn to yourself....as we ALL have in the past?
If you want a private ode, be it for a friend, relative etc, then drop me a private message with an email address, and a few bits of information, and i will TRY to do a decent, clean or down right naughty one? I did a funny one of those messages you get from the states, where you add your bits in to pass onto friends, and then ammend it and pass it back. mine is down right spot on for this site...and would be fine for you to send out to prospective meet ups!
Anyway, again THANK YOU for finding the time to reply, and hope you keep finding my stuff interesting and not useless twaddle.....

30 Aug 2003

Thankyou I'll reply in a PM 8)

31 Aug 2003

Thanks for the Avatar, Overthehill, as everyone can see, it's now up and running. My favourite little blue dog, Blue (we need a smiely face to denote "cute" here!).
Mark, now you'll definately never be able to think of Bluesclues the programme in the same way again!

31 Aug 2003

Funny you should say that, Mark. Overthehill and I both agree that the presenter from Bluesclues has a remarkable resemblance to Lister from Red Dwarf. I don't know whether they're related officially but maybe their father was a bit of a cad wink

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31 Aug 2003

I've NEVER heard of Bluesclues - what was it????? I go back to Andy Pandy, preferred The Woodentops, but have missed out on this one.
Jags
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31 Aug 2003

Jags, Bluesclues is a children's TV programme featuring Blue a little blue cartoon-type dog, a Craig Charles look-a-like presenter called Kevin, and a vareity of Blue's friends, including sat and pepper pots, and a post box. It's on Nick Junior but I don't know whether it's reached "real" TV yet. I suspect the only viewers it gets are the under 5s and their long suffering parents rolleyes

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On a related note, does anyone remember Hickory House with Humphrey the Cushion? It ran about 25 years ago at lunchtimes - people never remember it but I thought it was excellent, I'd love to see it re-run. No I'm not on hard drugs btw, these thinsg really did happen wink

31 Aug 2003

Muffin the mule was a cool program too...! Except NOW it has different connutations...! Charie lewis was the best with Lamb Chop, but not much of a claim to fame having your hand thrust up a lambs ass all the time?
Me a big TISWAS fan..............
Now THAT was class...... wink

Bluexxx Glad you liked the avitar...it just suited you and rang out to be done. I am glad you liked it...
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31 Aug 2003

Never heard of Hickory House - life stopped with Magic Roundabout!
As for the avtars -- they are good. Am just considering what I would like and can't think of anything which would express my innermost personality - a dormouse? Scared rabbit? Sex goddess??? lol

Jags
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31 Aug 2003

I'm too young to remember Muffin the Mule (yes really I am!). I was never a fan of TISWAS as it clashed with Noel Edmund's Swop Shop. Now, Magic Roundabout - that was a cool programme. I liked Dylan the doped up bunny, "HEY MAN 8) " the best.

31 Aug 2003

Jags....
If you come up with any ideas then PM me and I will see what i can drum up? Anyhow what are you scared of or shy of? Come on tell? You will feel better?
I cannot remember muffin the mule, just threw it in...me a born in the 60's kid. Noel Edmonds was ok, but HATED cheggers.....! AARRGGHH.
Noels side kick in the house party was the best though? I've been out of work since though...! ( Mr. Blobby )
look to your PM and see a message for you?

31 Aug 2003

Over - you've got a PM back... it tells all, or at least all I'm prepared to reveal.
Jags
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31 Aug 2003

Is it just me, or was Rainbow a really kinky programme? Not only was Bungle naked all day, but Geoffrey, Bungle, George and Zippy all shared a bed, didn't they? I know we live in enlightened times, but is it just me who thinks that is just a wee bit strange? And what was Rod, Jane and Freddy's part in all of it? Never worked that one out.

31 Aug 2003

Hey Michelle check this out...

lol

1 Sep 2003

Grief - you lot are all perverts!!! That site is funny...
lol

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Now who is going to mention Captain Pugwash first???
Jags

1 Sep 2003

Well Jags, as no one else will, heres the link
Capt Pugwash's crew were Seaman Staines and Marster Bates lol

I always had my doubts about teddy and Looby Lou in Andy Pandy they were always hiding in the bushes - bit like me now ! :lol:

1 Sep 2003

Geoff, Geoffrey, Bungle, George and Zippy are now wallpapering my PC at work. The thought of 4 in a bed sex betwen one man and three furry things will certainly wake me up when I don't want to be here!
Discreet-T - you must have watched the most dodgiest programmes on earth when you were a kid. Isn't there an established link between TV viewing as a child and adult (dodgy) behaviour? If there isn't there definately is evidence now wink

1 Sep 2003

...and for our younger viewers...

1 Sep 2003

Ooohhh, that's obcene, Geoff! Now, I bet no-one's ever seen a sight like that while out dogging :shock: :shock: :shock:

1 Sep 2003

Eh - oh

1 Sep 2003

Made me laugh out loud!!!! Thanks - cheered up an otherwise BAD day -
Jags
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1 Sep 2003

Oh my God, Dipsy!!!!!! Come on, who's going to get a Noo Noo avatar?

1 Sep 2003

Noo Noo!!!! My favourite! Someone has got to use it!
I've already voted - chocolate every time

1 Sep 2003

This just gets funnier!!!
Think I'd said already CHOCOLATE!!!
Jags
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1 Sep 2003

Don't panic - I've got enough choccy spread to cover both of you...no fighting please (unless I get to watch...)

1 Sep 2003

Now now... is it not a myth about Seaman Staines and Master Bates???? Conflicting stories abound...
But I do think that those early childrens programmes were subversive.
*Has to think why this swingers site is getting more animated about TV progammes, poems and life at work than sex lol*
Jags
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Where is Spotty Dog???

1 Sep 2003

I'm not even going to ask where Spotty Dog is :shock: !
It's true, we talk more about subjects completely unrelated to sex, I thought this site was meant to be X-rated? It said it was in the newspaper, they obviously didn't read the forum wink