ok, i guess it happens to everyone.. but last night was the first ever time for me! :cry:
i felt moved enough to write this!!!!
Sat alone inside the bar,
Wearing undies a bit too tight,
The pain should have been worth it,
Big hopes for the rest of the night.
Alas, my time was all wasted,
Was really horny too –what a shame.
Went home alone, all disappointed.
But the man involved I wont name.
Its not that he was too ugly,
Or that he was not tall.
The problem with my meet was…
He never arrived at all!!!!!!
Hey, hang on you people. This poor guy could have had a very ill pet cat or something. How could you ridicule somebody who looks after a sick animal?
Who am I kidding, come rain, or hell high water he should have at least said something.
It happens to the best of us I'm affraid, just always look on the bright side of life, eh? At least you got creative and gave us all a nic poem. Thanks.
ode to busty being stood up
Oh Busty Oh Busty,
i hope you didnt go rusty
waiting for a man who wasn't so trusty
the mans a fool
to be so cruel
to leave you waiting in a bar
he should have got in his car
the guy whos nameless
was so shameless
to love you alone
and not even phone
there are plenty of other fellas
who bend over backwards like spoons of Uri Gellars
to get so close to Busty
and now my ode is finished
poor Busty stood up alone and undiminished
Busty babe
I got stood up once long long time ago and the guy involved didnt live it down for a long time lol. Men and women should know better they are not kids. Naming can stop this happening to others by the way!!!!!
Oh and if no one else has said it congrats on getting to your first 100 xxxxxxxxx
think the poet laureate is sh*tting his pants now if he read that
as one door closes another opens......he didnt show ...someone else will!
well theres no excuse for the no turning up but it can be very hard for people to meet of the net, (im gussing that it was off the net!) I remeber when i first whent to meet a lady of the internet, i was pooing it big time....i was shaking...and really worrid that 49 geezers where going to jump me....for chattin to his gf..or something
Well im glad you found someone else you dont hang arond!
Good luck to you
Well done tds, that ode was brilliant - McGonagall lives!
Mike.
you should stick with the reliable ones who always turn up when they say they will - worth their weight in gold!! 
and your reply was ace tds 
