An offer I can't refuse... or can I????

9 Oct 2004

I have a profile on another site <<<<SHOCK :shock: >>>> but I don't check my messages very often (too busy on here lol

). Anyways, just picked up this reply from there.......
Now, is this an offer I can't refuse??? I wonder how much money he is talking about?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
How much money would buy your affections?????
JOKE THREAD ONLY before anyone gets offended confused

Just thought..... I'm a bit of a bullshitter on that site, and it's my details with a picture of Satins arse..... hey, maybe I should send Satin out to make some money :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now, this thread is getting VERY Immoral, maybe I should stop talking now redface

ops: :oops:
Remember JOKE only.....we're not after anyone's money.... honest!
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Hiya, well my name is XXXXXX , and i like your profile, you look stunning and very sexy, and judging from your profile you have a fun personality. Please read my words and if you would like to know more please message me.
all i can promise you is i maybe able to improve your life style with loads of money!!!!. I know money does not make any one happy but it does make one comefy.
So if you would like to know more please message me.
Take care
XXXXXXXX

9 Oct 2004

I have to admit my affections CAN be bought...
... for a kind word and a genuine smile. smile

9 Oct 2004

Ah, cards in phone booths... why did I not think of that! wink

:wink: :wink:

9 Oct 2004

Im very stubborn and very adamant I cant be bought??
I dunno anybody feel free to proposition me with loads of cash for whatever and then see what I say!! (bearing in mind Im so skint this weekend I only just have enough cash left for toilet roll!)
If only you could wipe your arse on a packet of biscuts!! rolleyes

9 Oct 2004

Looks like I am not the only person who thought Satin looked good in that Red Dress biggrin

:D
... If you can rent him out... you never know how much money his arse might make if your the one pimping it :twisted:

9 Oct 2004

Refuse it thats my advice.
Been there, done it, not proud of it, and won't do it again.
Thats the abridged version of what i had originally written.

9 Oct 2004

I'd put money on this being nothing to do with him regarding you as a lady (or man) of negotiable affection, and everything to do with selling you some scam or other. Amway vendors, for example, are a plague on many fora
mad

If you reply, do report the results ;)

9 Oct 2004

thanks judy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: i certianly remember you feeling me alot as if you kept wanting a second opinion :twisted: :twisted:
blue and i are in an industrial argument.......................... i want 50-50 split but she reckons 60-40 in her favour for my arse :shock: :shock: until this is resolved im afraid i will have to give my body away to who wants it for free :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

9 Oct 2004

We are willing to suffer your body whilst your argument is sorted out Satin. Although please don't make a habit out of it as its a terrible inconvenience as I'm sure you're aware... :P :P :P

10 Oct 2004

I think you should definately ask for a cash advance blue, then send satin out to claim the rest! biggrin

10 Oct 2004

Well, I think 50-50 is fair! I set up the clients and he goes and does the job...... he won't see sense though for some reason confused

:? :? :?
He's willing to give his body away free, but won't give me 50% of what he could earn... dosen't make sense dunno

:haha: :haha: :haha:
Errrr, thought I'd better mention again, this is a JOKE thread, don't PM us offering money... OK :shock: :?

10 Oct 2004

Oh dear.. and there I was sorting out my copper jar!!!!! :doh:

10 Oct 2004

Why dont you just ask how much they'd be willing to offer?Worth a laugh at least,see how much your worth :shock:

10 Oct 2004

Hmmmmmm..... yeah..... not sure I'd want to know, but OK!
Right, so any advance on xxdevil69's copper jar? The highest bidder gets us both :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink

:wink: :wink:
(Jeez, I know I am soooooooooo going to regret this post) :shock:

10 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Hmmmmmm..... yeah..... not sure I'd want to know, but OK!
Right, so any advance on xxdevil69's copper jar? The highest bidder gets us both :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:wink: :wink:
(Jeez, I know I am soooooooooo going to regret this post) :shock:

Um well how about we make you both costumes to wear,whatever you like??

10 Oct 2004

Hmmmm.... nice offer, but costumes won't buy me very much in Tesco!
rotflmao

10 Oct 2004

Well we've got a giant Bells bottle filled with silver...... that's got to be a better bid than the copper jar biggrin

Jas
XXX

10 Oct 2004

well blue
obviously i'm not bidding, cos i'm on strike! and anyways if i emptied my copper jar, i'd have enough for a mars bar and a 10p mix! hows that? you tempted? are you? tough! now remove that avatar cos it's not gonna work you know!
neil x x x ;)

10 Oct 2004

Oh I see..... you're extending the strike over to this thread as well!!! Right, that's it! I'm off to Meet Up.... evil

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
I might need that Mars jar for stamina to cope with all the shags I get from this!!!
Strike? - BAH! mad

BTW... just how much silver have you got in that jar Jas and Timmy wink

:wink: :wink:

10 Oct 2004

BTW... just how much silver have you got in that jar Jas and Timmy

5p more than the highest bid :twisted:
Jas
XXX

10 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Hmmmm.... nice offer, but costumes won't buy me very much in Tesco!

hmph wont buy you much in bloody Tesco,some people don't know a decent offer when its made to them rolleyes

10 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Im very stubborn and very adamant I cant be bought??
I dunno anybody feel free to proposition me with loads of cash for whatever and then see what I say!! (bearing in mind Im so skint this weekend I only just have enough cash left for toilet roll!)
If only you could wipe your arse on a packet of biscuts!!

I'll swap the biscuits for a pack of four very soft hardly used toilet rolls. Oh and by the way I have 50 pence, but you can just have that. Coz I like you. wink

Johnxx

10 Oct 2004

Right.. I guess I'd better up my bid then... My offer: devil_in_part lol

10 Oct 2004

Well, I would say "SOLD" to devil_in_part :twisted: , but then Jas says she can top the top bid by an extra 5p.... so I might hold out for a bit.... and then there are Clare's costumes.......... I mean, they could be worth a fortune in a few years if I flog them on ebay, as "seen on Swinging Heaven" items! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

10 Oct 2004

Ok... Devil_in_Part + 10p + any of my outfits!!! :twisted: :twisted:

10 Oct 2004

Ok I'll up it to the silver bottle, timmy, my boots and an extra 5p biggrin

Jas
XXX

10 Oct 2004

Damn you Jas!!!!! Your heading out of my price range now!!!!!
Take my previous offer.. and I'll throw Jas and Tim in as well!!! (I know they're not mine to give away but I can hardly see them complaining!!) rotflmao

10 Oct 2004

Can I get a last minute bid in here?
I offer my last Rolo, for both of you lol

10 Oct 2004

Hmmmmm...... dunno

Devil_in_part plus 10pm plus a costume plus tim and jas verses the last rolo......
OMG.... I've never been good at decisions!
:crazy:

10 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Damn you Jas!!!!! Your heading out of my price range now!!!!!
Take my previous offer.. and I'll throw Jas and Tim in as well!!! (I know they're not mine to give away but I can hardly see them complaining!!)

Oh go on then, I want complain.
I think the slutiness is kicking in as the munch gets closer lol

:lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX