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Anal Bleaching Anyone?
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Sex God
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Soooooooo................ who's going first?
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Soooooooo................ who's going first?
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Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
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Soooooooo................ who's going first?
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Sex God
Quote by johneboy
no, no, no.............. you can keep your Domestos thanks very much.... I like my anus just the way it is :grin:
I agree.
Brings a whole new dimension to "open up and say arrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh"
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Sex God
Quote by lusty_modesty
Sorry for being crude but has anyone tried it or would consider having it done (including men)? :shock:
Joke, "Do Ya Think My Anal is Sexy?"
Does this practice get the skin back to its original new born colour or does it go beyond that, cos if it actually whitens it, I've got to say no....I've got a dark skin colour and I don't want to bend over in a dimly lit room and look like a television set thats just this second been turned off......
Quote by davej
Sorry for being crude but has anyone tried it or would consider having it done (including men)? :shock:
Joke, "Do Ya Think My Anal is Sexy?"
Does this practice get the skin back to its original new born colour or does it go beyond that, cos if it actually whitens it, I've got to say no....I've got a dark skin colour and I don't want to bend over in a dimly lit room and look like a television set thats just this second been turned off......
The idea is that some people likes to make the anus same colour (not darker) as rest of their body. When having anal sex, I guess some people are very errr...how shall I put this?.....Anus Vain?
Again it's a question of personal taste. Quote by davej
Sorry for being crude but has anyone tried it or would consider having it done (including men)? :shock:
Joke, "Do Ya Think My Anal is Sexy?"
Does this practice get the skin back to its original new born colour or does it go beyond that, cos if it actually whitens it, I've got to say no....I've got a dark skin colour and I don't want to bend over in a dimly lit room andlook like a television set thats just this second been turned off......
:laughabove: :laughabove: nice one Dave
Master of Sex
Quote by lusty_modesty
Sorry for being crude but has anyone tried it or would consider having it done (including men)? :shock:
I thought this was a wind-up ....................... and then realised that I had never heard of a Prince Albert until I joined Swinging Heaven.
<------------------- Sitting quietly in a corner, pondering his sheltered upbringing :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by davej
Sorry for being crude but has anyone tried it or would consider having it done (including men)? :shock:
Joke, "Do Ya Think My Anal is Sexy?"
Does this practice get the skin back to its original new born colour or does it go beyond that, cos if it actually whitens it, I've got to say no....I've got a dark skin colour and I don't want to bend over in a dimly lit room and look like a television set thats just this second been turned off......
....have to say if that's the case I don't think I'll be standing in the queue either :shock: :shock:
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Quote by NLondonJohn
I thought this was a wind-up ....................... and then realised that I had never heard of a Prince Albert until I joined Swinging Heaven.
<------------------- Sitting quietly in a corner, pondering his sheltered upbringing :shock: :shock: :shock:
Isn't Wikipedia ace?
From
Anal bleaching is the purported practice of bleaching the darker pigmentation of the skin around the anus for cosmetic purposes. There has been much debate about whether anal bleaching is a real phenomenon or an urban myth, with the names of a number of famous actresses being linked with the practice in rumors. According to Tristan Taormino in an article in the Village Voice, the phenomenon is real, with a preparation including hydroquinone as an active ingredient being used.
Quote by Banderas
OK people.....I'll say it
Its a medical procedure to make your ring piece blend to the same colour as your ass, if you consider having your tits enhanced or your face lifted or whatever then you might consider having a bum job too. Nowt to do with fecking Domestos. :shock:
Well i never :doh: i`ve just got grimpol tied up and me domestos ready.
sierra x x
looks like he`s had a lucky escape :twisted:
Quote by jamnat20032003
another shitty treatment thought up by someone from a beauty parlour to fleece us out of our money
dont see the point in it really
I don't know what but it could be the Porno watching public putting the pressure on Porno workers to set the trend back into the Public into giving Beauty Parlour the reason to expand their product range...= more business. :lol:
Sex God
Quote by lusty_modesty
A bit of clarification about anal bleaching. I doubt it's not painful. You need to go to a specialist beauty parlour...get on all fours and the lady will smear the bleaching cream around the brown anus with a small brush. OKay some people will have bad skin reaction.
Oh great, now you tell me, I've just spent half hour laying on my back with my feet up on the windowsill, wasted a portion of the bleaching gell that I've been useing to get my teeth white (I gave up trying to fit the gum sheilds and just smeared it on) and now I need to go to a specialist parlour
.....I could never understand where chiropodists start out on thier careers....lets face it who tells the careers officer they wanna go mess with peoples feet for the next forty years, but this is even more bizarre...
..and what do you want to be when you grow up?
...I want to be a 'bum hole bleacher'..
I just think it's going to make applying for a mortgage or a credit card an embarrasing experiance
Sex God
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Joke, "Do Ya Think My Anus is Sexy?"
No, but I think the rings of Uranus are.... hang on.....
Shit, wrong planet.
Sex God
Quote by Mark
A bit of clarification about anal bleaching. I doubt it's not painful. You need to go to a specialist beauty parlour...get on all fours and the lady will smear the bleaching cream around the brown anus with a small brush. OKay some people will have bad skin reaction.
Rrrright, where do I sign up?
Waaaaaaahahaha :laughabove:
Wire Brush and Detol Ma'am
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