Anal insertions?

23 Apr 2004

Well what can I say. Im experimenting on my own. Would love others to help me though.
I expermineting with anal play. I often fantasise about playing with my ass while wanking. Iv used carrots, dildios, placed my cock in several different fruits but still tying to find something that really realls different. Does anyone have ideas. What are your most perverted dirty masterbation tricks.? what objects due u use, lubrications of home made fuck toys?

23 Apr 2004

I suggest you invest in a Pulsatron ... s'posed to be the best thing around at the moment wink

23 Apr 2004

I often fantasise about playing with my ass while wanking. Iv used carrots

.....And back at the Martin2004 household, 'Floppy' is just getting his evening meal....

23 Apr 2004

right lets get rite to the point.........
my mate says he's started shoving his fingure up his ass,
n playing with his ass when he's wanking
n well he says he's never cum so much or felt so good!!
so give it a try

23 Apr 2004

greg, this 'friend' of yours.....is it you ? wink

23 Apr 2004

oh u cheeky bitch!!

23 Apr 2004

Quote by martin2004
dildios

Is that a Spanish dildo?

23 Apr 2004

Quote by gregisthegod
my mate says he's started shoving his fingure up his ass,
n playing with his ass when he's wanking
n well he says he's never cum so much or felt so good!!

LOL. He's right actually - I do this myself on occaision and it's a very, very pleasurable experience. smile

I have tried other stuff, but I prefer fingers; they're the right size, the right shape, the right temperature, the right texture and they're very easy to control. Of course, it's a good idea to prepare and take steps to avoid unnecessary mess.

23 Apr 2004

fingers up ones own arse....sounds like my last work appraisal!!!

23 Apr 2004

Quote by davej
fingers up ones own arse....sounds like my last work appraisal!!!

:lol: :lol:
*sigh - I've wanted to write something similar to that so often*
Kit
xxx

23 Apr 2004

Now I'm a sort of anal guy but does this really warrant discussion confused

: Surely, if you think it, just do it - don't talk about it :!:

23 Apr 2004

judyTV wrote

23 Apr 2004

Quote by willing but nervous
oh yeh greg.....im no bitch......was just trying to find out who your little 'friend' was :giggle:

u leave my little freind alone!!! u bully!!
well at least i no he was telling the truth now eh!!

24 Apr 2004

well i had thought that, no matter HOW damn drunk i get, i'm staying WELL away from this one................
but Judy! FFS!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
we can always rely on you to get to the crux of ANY point made here can't we! lol

:lol: :lol:
neil x x x x x

24 Apr 2004

Quote by martin2004
placed my cock in several different fruits

Leave Dale Winton out of this.