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Quite the virtual party gathering on this thread right here and now - I'm rubbing myself furiously here lol
furiously where? wink
Furiously in your Inbox silly! wink
RECEIVED!! ooooh eerrr!
<< imagines people rolling their eyes and tutting - 'BIoke is flirting with straight men again and Nola isn't even there.'
You know when you flirt back it's one step from actually doing it you know? It's the law! lol
likewise, "there goes another straight guy playing the bi curious role" lol
Quote by the_magik_s
likewise, "there goes another straight guy playing the bi curious role" lol

Here to help....! innocent
I have resently been introduced to the wonders of contact from a male, and to be honest I did find it very enjoyable,does this make me another straight male gone bad, and is it why some well know male member as been looking at my profile. :twisted:
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and is it why some well know male member as been looking at my profile. :twisted:

Because you are male and he is an unashamed trollop?
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<< imagines people rolling their eyes and tutting - 'BIoke is flirting with straight men again and Nola isn't even there.'
You know when you flirt back it's one step from actually doing it you know? It's the law! lol

wave
Quote by MasterandLady
I have resently been introduced to the wonders of contact from a male, and to be honest I did find it very enjoyable,does this make me another straight male gone bad, and is it why some well know male member as been looking at my profile. :twisted:

Isn't Extras fun? lol
And yeah, I looked when I saw your post on the 'made you smile thread' .... and to help Essex Wide Boy out here - he's ALMOST there in a way that only most straight men can understand the bi thing with me...but:
a) I'm not a trollop; and
b) He still hasn't got the principle of me having to find a bloke attractive wink So the any 'male' comment never works with me smile
To cut through the crap here - if you're smart, sexy and articulate, bring it on, if not, then it won't work :)
You guys have a very interesting profile whatever the combination and new found areas of interest are here. Should I get my PA to call your PA then Master or will we just remain Forum flirts forever? :lol:
You're all a bunch of bum-whores and userers!
Restores faith in humanity.
lp
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Well that told me.....

Was only messing ya big poof - if you think I'd snog you like that at a Munch and then diss you on here then you don't know me lol
LMAO @ 'userers' , sorry made that me giggle like a bigger than gay gayer..
But back to 'bum sex'...
The 'oh fuck yeah' moment is one to be treasured, enjoyed and remembered. Maybe we could have a rimming and blow job lessons party one night.
Who wants to be on the list and what would you like to do?
1. BIoke - will rim, get rimmed - girls and boys, give - boys (duh!) and receive blowjobs from girls and boys
Anyone else?
smile
Quote by BIoke
Well that told me.....

Was only messing ya big poof - if you think I'd snog you like that at a Munch and then diss you on here then you don't know me lol

"ya big poof"?????
Ok, so I am overweight, it does not define who I am, bloody labels!
*minces out of thread*
Now that sounds like a party!!! wink
Magik- Receive blow job while being rimmed.
- One person taking my actual cock in their mouth and one person sucking my balls
- ..and one person spreading my arse cheeks while another person tongues my arse!!..
But then that will take four people?!.. beejeeesuz! :twisted:
erm....... a bit too graphic for the forum im thinking. Sorry , i ran away with myself there!.,
<< tosses hair
* toss, toss*
And minces into the Cafe to start a new thread... inspired by Essex Big Poof smile
i think it was the shock of having to pay to amend my username!!! all i wanted to do was make the "t" a capital T lol
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i think it was the shock of having to pay to amend my username!!! all i wanted to do was make the "t" a capital T lol

Umm hate to tell to tell you this Mr Magik umm but it didn't work.... you still only have a little one :grin:
erm.,...er... yes, its bloody freezing today isnt it :lol: ... (Thats my excuse and im sticking to it)
I like it and I suspect when the time is right I will be a willing receiver of anal off a nice gentle grown man
Minx tells me that when she wants to bring the bloke off she is blowing, one of her tactics is to slip a finger up his arse. She tells me shes never been told to stop yet.
he bum thing is not my thing and trust me I have tried bum play and not liked it.
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he bum thing is not my thing and trust me I have tried bum play and not liked it.

Did it just hurt or did you poo then? lol
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he bum thing is not my thing and trust me I have tried bum play and not liked it.

Did it just hurt or did you poo then? lol
lol neither just couldn't see the point.
Quote by P1ayMate
he bum thing is not my thing and trust me I have tried bum play and not liked it.

Did it just hurt or did you poo then? lol
lol neither just couldn't see the point.
You must have been doing it wrong! :giggle:
Is there a wrong way? only one entrance last time I looked lol
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Is there a wrong way? only one entrance last time I looked lol

Hell yes! Someone tried to fuck me when I was 20ish and it hurt like mad - I wouldn't let anyone near my arse after that until I was 30.. and that night I was crawling the walls and my legs were wobbly.
If you get it right, it feels great, if you get it wrong, it feels like you're gonna poo a melon and wee everywhere - not good confused
This thread has become all about the hole!!! lol
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This thread has become all about the hole!!! lol

but then given that the title of the thread is about Anal then its no suprise is it really?.. forgive me, its been a long day. Massage with happy ending Required :twisted:
is this the aftermath or just the beginning?
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is this the aftermath or just the beginning?

Well I dont imagine its good for you lol and its also repulsive.