Not that I'm hi-jacking....but who says Anal Sex is painful? :twisted:
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Quote by DreamerHelen
Not that I'm hi-jacking....but who says Anal Sex is painful? :twisted:
I didn't find it painful, just bluddy weird - felt like I want a poo, no I don't, yes I do, no I don't, yes I do, no I don't - all the way through it :shock:
Is it just me??
Sorry, was that a bit too much information there? :lol2:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Not that I'm hi-jacking....but who says Anal Sex is painful? :twisted:
I didn't find it painful, just bluddy weird - felt like I want a poo, no I don't, yes I do, no I don't, yes I do, no I don't - all the way through it :shock:
Is it just me??
Sorry, was that a bit too much information there? :lol2:
No.I felt that way too.I have to be in the mood for it
Quote by DreamerHelen
Well since we're getting all personal....here's a tip.....if you have a poo earlier that day, you shouldn't feel like that and then it should be more pleasurable.....just my humble opinion
It all depends on how much pooing you do
I very much enjoy it,but if I'm not completely relaxed and in the mood,its no go.I also think the angle of attack (so to speak) has a lot to do with how comfortable it is
Quote by Squiggles
I also think the angle of attack (so to speak) has a lot to do with how comfortable it is
Ahhhh right! That could have something to do with it. Being impaled from behind just like in the pornos probably wasn't the best idea
So, ummmm best position? just for information purposes of course :uhoh:
Can I have a copy of them notes if you're still writing this next bit down Steve :twisted:
Mmmmmmm! I remember when my girlfriend told me after having anal sex that she really enjoyed it.....It's like one of those moments in history that you never forget....Kennedy, Princess Diana, 9/11.....
Bloody magic!
Best postition??? Can't beat female on top facing....so much to see and feel. Oh! i'm feeling quite flushed.
Kinky Lizard :D
Bloody magic!
Best postition??? Can't beat female on top facing....so much to see and feel. Oh! i'm feeling quite flushed.
Kinky Lizard :D
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Can I have a copy of them notes if you're still writing this next bit down Steve :twisted:
Oops......sorry Misschief. Whilst I understand fully that you're looking at this from the female point of view and are genuinely interested in the intricacies of making anal sex more pleasurable, you have to understand that my notes are written from a slightly different perspective:
Ingratiate yourself to the following women:
Misschief
DreamerHelen
Mrs. Squiggles
Buy lube
Errrrm.....not sure you'd really be interested in a copy of my notes.
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Heather
Someone's been and pinched my nipple clamps!
I was going to ask Heather exactly how the clamps were pinched as that sounds as it could have an interesting twist to it BUT how can one ignore such an exquisite hi-jack.
Mrs TE and I have been trying, enthuisiastically but only partially successfully (too many adverbs here - but f**k it) to have anal sex for a while. Some useful pointers here, many thanks all you sages. I shall try to avoid taking all the good advice to the bottom of the wine bottle with me tonight, which I think is mistake number one really when anal sex is on the cards. Does anyone understand what I've just written - bit like a John Prescott speech
: :?: :!: Quote by westerross
Someone's been and pinched my nipple clamps!
Mrs TE and I have been trying, enthuisiastically but only partially successfully (too many adverbs here - but f**k it) to have anal sex for a while. Some useful pointers here, many thanks all you sages. I shall try to avoid taking all the good advice to the bottom of the wine bottle with me tonight, which I think is mistake number one really when anal sex is on the cards. Does anyone understand what I've just written - bit like a John Prescott speech
: :?: :!:I bought my wife a book ages ago that she found very called
The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women by Tristan readily available online if you don't want to ask for it at Waterstones
Sex God
Quote by Squiggles
I bought my wife a book ages ago that she found very called
The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women by Tristan readily available online if you don't want to ask for it at Waterstones
Rather sheepishly, I have to admit to already having it - thanks for the thought. It's full of good advice but as Ms Taormino is bi and Mrs TE isn't it didn't strike as much of a chord as it could've. I also, in a fit of erotic enthuisiasm, got the DVD of the same name - that I found to clinical and boring.
Anyway, as I say, I'm taking all the good tips with me for tonight.
Quote by steveg_nw
Oops......sorry Misschief. Whilst I understand fully that you're looking at this from the female point of view and are genuinely interested in the intricacies of making anal sex more pleasurable, you have to unserstand that my notes are written from a slightly different perspective:
Ingratiate yourself to the following women:
Misschief
DreamerHelen
Mrs. Squiggles
Buy lube
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OUCH !!!
Mal
Mal
Some more tips for the girls: use lots of lube, a slow stroking of in/out/in/out just a few cm's and then plunge in slowly and above all, you need to try to relax!!
Also, it CAN actually be quite painful for the men.....a male friend of mine told me that when he put his cock up one woman she squeezed him so much that he almost couldn't walk for a few hours....
Also, it CAN actually be quite painful for the men.....a male friend of mine told me that when he put his cock up one woman she squeezed him so much that he almost couldn't walk for a few hours....
