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my wife wont give me anyone tell me what i`m missing ?
Quote by everton
my wife wont give me anyone tell me what i`m missing ?

You're missing about 8" of plastic buried in your arse by the sound of it!!! lol
Rather you than me m8 ........... biggrin
Steve
hold on ill get my strap on, show you what you are missing :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
your missing her crying her eyes out the first time u try and then a month or 2 of playing and a lube bill as long as ur arm
and if u mean on u then ur missing the best orgasm ever :P
and hornyred fancy bringing that strap-on up to glasgow at some point?;)
matt and crystal
Quote by heaysyandck
.....and if u mean on u then ur missing the best orgasm ever :P
matt and crystal

I really must get out more - I've never experienced it either. Do others agree - is it mind-blowing for a guy?
Quote by In_awe_of_U
.....and if u mean on u then ur missing the best orgasm ever :P
matt and crystal

I really must get out more - I've never experienced it either. Do others agree - is it mind-blowing for a guy?
Only if it massages the prostate gland (allegedly!).
Quote by In_awe_of_U
.....and if u mean on u then ur missing the best orgasm ever :P
matt and crystal

I really must get out more - I've never experienced it either. Do others agree - is it mind-blowing for a guy?
Give it a try, you might like wink
Quote by westerross
.....and if u mean on u then ur missing the best orgasm ever :P
matt and crystal

I really must get out more - I've never experienced it either. Do others agree - is it mind-blowing for a guy?
Only if it massages the prostate gland.
There's a man that knows - if and when I find out, I'll let you know :twisted: wink
Quote by everton
my wife wont give me anyone tell me what i`m missing ?

heaven smile
you have bought her the strap on I hope biggrin
if you mean she wont let you in confused
then you might be missing something elsewhere in your relationship sad
Quote by smokerjim
.....and if u mean on u then ur missing the best orgasm ever :P
matt and crystal

I really must get out more - I've never experienced it either. Do others agree - is it mind-blowing for a guy?
Only if it massages the prostate gland.
There's a man that knows - if and when I find out, I'll let you know :twisted: wink
Oi you I put allegedly at the end of my post redface surprisedops:
Quote by westerross
.....and if u mean on u then ur missing the best orgasm ever :P
matt and crystal

I really must get out more - I've never experienced it either. Do others agree - is it mind-blowing for a guy?
Only if it massages the prostate gland.
There's a man that knows - if and when I find out, I'll let you know :twisted: wink
Oi you I put allegedly at the end of my post redface surprisedops:
:oops: so you did, never meant for that :kick: to happen - don't know how it did ( :bs: )! Oh dear , what a shame, never mind. :twisted: rotflmao
Anyway I think our friend Everton is missing the hole point.
bolt
Quote by westerross
Anyway I think our friend Everton is missing the hole point.
bolt

Do you think we're giving him bum advice?
Quote by westerross
Anyway I think our friend Everton is missing the hole point.
bolt

Where's he gone? Maybe he asked his wife again and she told him to poke it......
....and he did, now he needs an oesteopath to straighten out? Your guess is a good as mine. rolleyes
Quote by In_awe_of_U
Anyway I think our friend Everton is missing the hole point.
bolt

Do you think we're giving him bum advice?
Definately. For all the good this advice will do, you might as well stick it up your backside. lol
Mind you if he supports the team of the same name then he needs shagging up the ar5e!!! boink
Quote by DaFunkyone
Mind you if he supports the team of the same name then he needs shagging up the ar5e!!! boink

but at least they finished above their local competition in the league, tranmere were well below everton smile
Quote by everton
my wife wont give me anyone tell me what i`m missing ?

....it's very very sensitive but so nice at the same time...n thos'a th'words of m'fella...running your tongue over n then sliding your thumb inside....was a mental experience for us two, (he was tied up at the time n blindfolded and really wasn't expecting it...well happy that we have...I can't wait to get more into him....so to speak...lol...it's a definate turn on tho ay...
Quote by Hotttie
my wife wont give me anyone tell me what i`m missing ?

....it's very very sensitive but so nice at the same time...n thos'a th'words of m'fella...running your tongue over n then sliding your thumb inside....was a mental experience for us two, (he was tied up at the time n blindfolded and really wasn't expecting it...well happy that we have...I can't wait to get more into him....so to speak...lol...it's a definate turn on tho ay...
get urself a strap on hide it in the wardrobe
tie him up n blindfold him
.......................................................... :twisted:
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D
Quote by tsmcbean
get urself a strap on hide it in the wardrobe
tie him up n blindfold him
.......................................................... :twisted:
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D

... :twisted: ....lol...get myself some real brownie points!
:twisted: ... :D
Quote by Hotttie

get urself a strap on hide it in the wardrobe
tie him up n blindfold him
.......................................................... :twisted:
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D

... :twisted: ....lol...get myself some real brownie points!
:twisted: ... :D
its all getting a bit below the belt now confused
Quote by Hotttie

get urself a strap on hide it in the wardrobe
tie him up n blindfold him
.......................................................... :twisted:
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D

... :twisted: ....lol...get myself some real brownie points!
:twisted: ... :D rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by smokerjim

get urself a strap on hide it in the wardrobe
tie him up n blindfold him
.......................................................... :twisted:
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D

... :twisted: ....lol...get myself some real brownie points!
:twisted: ... :D rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
who cares
best quote i have ever had during sex was her behind me doing just what u can imagine from this thread shouting
"cum you bitch!!"
hump :hump: :hump:
hey nymphos....
how do you get a guy to try it??
i mean, if hes never done it before hes not going to know if he likes it or not... so how do you persuade them?
Quote by tsmcbean

get urself a strap on hide it in the wardrobe
tie him up n blindfold him
.......................................................... :twisted:
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D

... :twisted: ....lol...get myself some real brownie points!
:twisted: ... :D rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
who cares
best quote i have ever had during sex was her behind me doing just what u can imagine from this thread shouting
"cum you bitch!!"
hump :hump: :hump:
OMG - that must have been scary ( from a man going on a meet next week, where a man could be telling me the same banghead )
Quote by smokerjim
OMG - that must have been scary ( from a man going on a meet next week, where a man could be telling me the same banghead )

Aaah now so it all becomes clear.... lol :lol:
Quote by Nicola&Alan
hey nymphos....
how do you get a guy to try it??
i mean, if hes never done it before hes not going to know if he likes it or not... so how do you persuade them?

gotta be tied down
blindfolded
then it's just a crackerjack surprise biggrin
if your worried a gag will help in the ealy phases :D :D :D :twisted:
Quote by Nicola&Alan
hey nymphos....
how do you get a guy to try it??
i mean, if hes never done it before hes not going to know if he likes it or not... so how do you persuade them?

He asked me how it felt when I was recieving and so I asked him whether he would like to get as good as he gives...obviously being a man it wasn't something that sounded natural to him...hense blindfold n etc...set the mood n took control... wink