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Quote by sheddy

He was a birthday gift from a SH member and its a little soft toy hamster. He plugs into my laptop via USB when I type, he runs in his wheel and beleave it or not is powering the whole site by means of ickle generator :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
innocent
Ahh the woman of my wet, horny, dirty, filthydreams (quite literally it seems) has arrived redface surprisedops: :oops: kiss
Well hello there Mr Sheddy :rascal:
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I can't find hamsters in my book of dreams Sheddy, so I've made an executive decision that you're weird lol

Yep thats been said many times before to be honest :lol: :lol:
I better not tell you about my dreams of rabbits then innocent
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I better not tell you about my dreams of rabbits then innocent

You want to be a magician dunno
Quote by sussexguy
I better not tell you about my dreams of rabbits then innocent

You want to be a magician dunno
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You muppet :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Well hello there Mr Sheddy :rascal:

When you start dreaming about sheds, we'll take it as more than a coincidence :shock: :rascal:
What about a rabbit in a shed? dunno innocent
I've had rabbits in sheds. I've had rabbits shagging in sheds. I'VE shagged in sheds - does that make me half-rabbit, half-perv or is it that rabbits are all pervs in anycase? So i'm all rabbit? Oh God!!
:doh: Not QUITE the rabbit I had in mind rolleyes :giggle:
Quote by dambuster

Leave my hamster alone :eeek:
He was a birthday gift from a SH member and its a little soft toy hamster. He plugs into my laptop via USB and when I type, he runs in his wheel :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

No way ! ! ! ! !
:bounce:
Want one ! ! ! ! ! !
me too, :bounce:
Ahh you can all watch your hamsters I'll be stuffing my face with my usb fondue set :shock: lol
Quote by sheddy
Ahh you can all watch your hamsters I'll be stuffing my face with my usb fondue set :shock: lol

I'll bring the chocolate but can't promise it'll all go in the fondue :rascal: :twisted:
patter of little feet biggrin
hamsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no u have mice in your shed!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ahh you can all watch your hamsters I'll be stuffing my face with my usb fondue set :shock: lol

I'll bring the chocolate but can't promise it'll all go in the fondue :rascal: :twisted:
Now which goes in first, marshmallows, banana or nuts?
H.x
Quote by twos_company
patter of little feet biggrin
hamsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no u have mice in your shed!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

Mice I can deal with :D it's rats that scare the fook out of me :scared: :uhoh:
right then.......sheddys angel is on her way with some rat poison! :twisted:
Can't you just relocate them?
Poison's so, well, poisonous.
H.x
Quote by poshkate
right then.......sheddys angel is on her way with some rat poison! :twisted:

See conclusive proof you can always count on sheddys angels to get the job done smile kiss
sheddy........box em up & send em to................
H.x !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
Quote by H-x
Can't you just relocate them?
Poison's so, well, poisonous.
H.x

no probs......i'll put an add up for anyone who can rehome some rats........can't work out which section to put it in though! confused
Sheddykins.....
Take a look at this, it may explain things......its been giving me ruddy nightmares!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/73343/60.html
Quote by winchwench
Sheddykins.....
Take a look at this, it may explain things......its been giving me ruddy nightmares!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/73343/60.html

Now Sheddykins is a new one on me smile :)
Awww mate has the big scary rodent been giving my ickle duck nightmares :therethere:
I'll chuck you shipment of oatcakes in the post first thing tomorrow that should cheer you up confused
I had to read the thread 3 times before I noticed what equates to 6ft tall bad ass rodent, I'm knackerd and moody so I have a good excuse redface
Quote by sheddy
Sheddykins.....
Take a look at this, it may explain things......its been giving me ruddy nightmares!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/73343/60.html

Now Sheddykins is a new one on me smile :)
Awww mate has the big scary rodent been giving my ickle duck nightmares :therethere:
I'll chuck you shipment of oatcakes in the post first thing tomorrow that should cheer you up confused
I had to read the thread 3 times before I noticed what equates to 6ft tall bad ass rodent, I'm knackerd and moody so I have a good excuse redface
Awww, Sheddykins (!)
I can taste the melting butter now.........
It would give you knightmares too babe- if someone had posted it 'coz they think it looks like you! smackbottom
Im nowhere near that hairy!
Quote by winchwench
Awww, Sheddykins (!)
I can taste the melting butter now.........
It would give you knightmares too babe- if someone had posted it 'coz they think it looks like you! smackbottom
Im nowhere near that hairy!

Well I've had a sneaky peek at your profile pics and my view on the resemblence is............. bugger I think the batteries are going in my keyboard I'll have to get back to you on this one innocent
But at least one things come out of it, I now know what I'm having for breakfast in the morning. lol :lickface:
Quote by sheddy

Awww, Sheddykins (!)
I can taste the melting butter now.........
It would give you knightmares too babe- if someone had posted it 'coz they think it looks like you! smackbottom
Im nowhere near that hairy!

Well I've had a sneaky peek at your profile pics and my view on the resemblence is............. bugger I think the batteries are going in my keyboard I'll have to get back to you on this one innocent
But at least one things come out of it, I now know what I'm having for breakfast in the morning. lol :lickface:
NOOOOOOOO!! You cant eat the rodent! :giggle:
(well not unless you roll him in an oatcake first!) :rascal: rotflmao
XX
ive looked in my book .and it means your sheds on fire .if you wake 2morrow all wet ,it means u tried to put it out .
love wetnix
Quote by lets_kiss
having said that Ive had a couple of dreams where im keeping small animals as pets & they start to mulitply uncontroleably & i think i have no homes to give all these animals & i cant care for them so they are going to suffer.

and how does that make you feel?