A man fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand
all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.
A nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled
down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She continued having her
way until she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left.
The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened.
The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it.
He went to the Doctor and after an examination the doc told him he had
syphilis of the big toe.
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare?"
The doc said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman
in here this morning with athlete's fanny!!"
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