And i thought i was insatiable....

4 Mar 2005

Found this article in a mag at the doctors.......pointless facts but made me wonder which animal am i most like......? :shock:
* Female chimpanzees have been recorded copulating with eight different males in 15 minutes ; others have achieved 84 matings in eight days with seven different partners.
* A lioness in heat has sex at least once every half hour for four or five days and nights. The reason for this huge sexual apetite is unknown.
* Dolphins have been recorded trying to copulate with seals, sharks, turtles and even humans.
* The sexiest animals of all time are possibly tiny ostracods from 500million years ago - fossils have shown them mating en masse. They also hold the world record for the longest sperm compared to body size.
Any thoughts? lol

4 Mar 2005

Ah, but they haven't documented the goings on in my house :twisted:

4 Mar 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
* A lioness in heat has sex at least once every half hour for four or five days and nights. The reason for this huge sexual apetite is unknown.
Any thoughts?

I want to cum back as a lioness nex time!!! biggrin

4 Mar 2005

And I thought I was knackered living with 2 women!!!!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:

4 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Ah, but they haven't documented the goings on in my house :twisted:

a lioness then libra-love??

4 Mar 2005

Quote by essexlady
Alex you should think yourself lucky from the same article was this.....gives me ideas for the ex.........
Most explosive lover: Male honeybee
When the male honeybee ejaculates, he explodes and his genitals tear from his body with an audible snap. His body falls to the ground, but his genitals remain inside the female, preventing her from mating againâ€”an extreme form of the chastity belt.

urgh-urgh....
Are you nuts girl?
I could never wish that on my ex.
would that mean I'd never get hump

again? :shock: :shock: :shock:
nooooooooooooooooo!

4 Mar 2005

Quote by essexlady
Alex you should think yourself lucky from the same article was this.....gives me ideas for the ex.........
Most explosive lover: Male honeybee
When the male honeybee ejaculates, he explodes and his genitals tear from his body with an audible snap. His body falls to the ground, but his genitals remain inside the female, preventing her from mating againâ€”an extreme form of the chastity belt.

YUCKKKKKKK!!!! I'll NEVER complain about living with 2 women again!!!!! (As if I do!!!)

4 Mar 2005

Looks like the male's doing all the work here as usual!!

4 Mar 2005

Quote by da69ve
Looks like the male's doing all the work here as usual!!

Yeah, but he's finished in 3 seconds, look it up, it's true. wink

4 Mar 2005

Quote by da69ve
Looks like the male's doing all the work here as usual!!

32/5354/

Youll be telling us next that he isnt loving every minute of it!!!!

4 Mar 2005

Quote by essexlady
When the male honeybee ejaculates, he explodes and his genitals tear from his body with an audible snap. His body falls to the ground, but his genitals remain inside the female, preventing her from mating againâ€”an extreme form of the chastity belt.

if THATS not a good enough excuse for practising coitus interuptus (or whatever its called! lol

) then NOTHING is! :shock: :shock: :shock:

4 Mar 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
* Female chimpanzees have been recorded copulating with eight different males in 15 minutes ; others have achieved 84 matings in eight days with seven different partners.
longest sperm compared to body size.
Any thoughts?

No wonder they refer to "monkeying around" rolleyes

Mike.

4 Mar 2005

Quote by sexyjess23
Found this article in a mag at the doctors.......pointless facts but made me wonder which animal am i most like......? :shock:
* Female chimpanzees have been recorded copulating with eight different males in 15 minutes ; others have achieved 84 matings in eight days with seven different partners.

i take it this is the animail equivelant to a greedy girls night (aka greedy chimp night)

Quote by sexyjess23
* A lioness in heat has sex at least once every half hour for four or five days and nights. The reason for this huge sexual apetite is unknown.

is that including or excluding foreplay?????..

Quote by sexyjess23
* Dolphins have been recorded trying to copulate with seals, sharks, turtles and even humans.

not only are dolphins the most clever animals in the world but they are also randy little gits. ...

Quote by sexyjess23
* The sexiest animals of all time are possibly tiny ostracods from 500million years ago - fossils have shown them mating en masse. They also hold the world record for the longest sperm compared to body size.

i can't believe they found fossiled sperm!!!....
Jiggle

4 Mar 2005

Quote by Jiggle
i can't believe they found fossiled sperm!!!....
Jiggle

could have saved them a shit load of work and a pot of money if they had just knocked my door.

5 Mar 2005

Quote by da69ve
Looks like the male's doing all the work here as usual!!

Looks like a really tight fit to me!!

5 Mar 2005

Quote by davej

i can't believe they found fossiled sperm!!!....
Jiggle

could have saved them a shit load of work and a pot of money if they had just knocked my door.
PMSL!! :laughabove:

5 Mar 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Looks like the male's doing all the work here as usual!!

32/5354/

Youll be telling us next that he isnt loving every minute of it!!!!
Well it's a dirty job......but someone's gotta do it!

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Looks like the male's doing all the work here as usual!!

Yeah, but he's finished in 3 seconds, look it up, it's true. wink

A lioness in heat has sex at least once every half hour for four or five days and nights. The reason for this huge sexual apetite is unknown.
Now we know why........in total thats 12 minutes shagging time!

5 Mar 2005

All I can say is those chimps must feel really raw somewhere after all that!!
Either they got steel wool genitals confused