AND THE WINNER IS................. THE SH AWARDS 2004

1 May 2004

My nominations are as follows:
Best Male Avatar Kinky Lizard, Carpy, Mr Writer
Best Female Avatar Kit, Dawn, Wilma
Prolific Thread Starter Wilma, Arti, Sarge
Funniest Poster Male Arti, davej, Fred
Funniest Poster Female Wilma , Misschief, wbb
Best Thread Refurbishment of the GFZ
Best use of Emotions Sarge, Kinky, Wilma
Best Newcomer Kit
Mod of the Year Jags, Kitkat, Bluexxx

1 May 2004

Ok here goes then
Best Avatar (Male) Carpy, Willxxx, Mr FC,
Best Avatar (Female) Sappho, WilmaFlintstone, Dawn Mids,
Most Prolific Thread Starter Mr FC, Wilma Flintstone, Sarge
Funniest Poster (Male) Artificer, Fred Flintstone, Kat
Funniest Poster (Female) Wilma Flintstone, Bluexxx, Sappho
Best Thread The GFZ is closed for refurbishment (Fred Flintstone) http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8942.html
Whatâ€™s in it FORUM you? (Wilma Flintstone)
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/6403.html
Letters from the Clerk at SH Municipal Borough (Artificer ) http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9768.html
Best use of Emoticons etc. Sarge, Kinky Lizard, Wilma Flintstone
Best Newcomer Kinky Lizard, WBB, KIT
Mod of the Year KitKat, FredFlintstone, Steveg_nw
How hard was that? confused

:shock: :?

1 May 2004

Quote by Kinky Lizard
Best Male Avatar: the_tongue, MrFC, Roger743

Ah-ha, finally some recognition for THE POWER OF THE PANTS! Come on Ladies, what are you thinking?
Right, my turn...
Best Avatar (Male) Kinky Lizard (I wish my genitals could do that), MrFC (I wish my butt could do that), MattMoleMan (I wish my moles could do that)
Best Avatar (Female) NiceStockyGirl (Beautiful work), WilmaFlintstone (making me fancy a cartoon character), Alexandra (in general!)
(Honourable mention to MrsFC's legs)
Most Prolific Thread Starter Sarge, FredFlintstone, KitKat
Funniest Poster (Male) FredFlintstone, Kinky Lizard, JudyTV
Funniest Poster (Female) Angel_chat, well_busty_babe, WilmaFlintstone
Best Thread
FredFlintstone - Abject Misery! (Fred's encounter with diahorrea)
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8135.html
Vicky_uk - Any males free on Sunday?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/3967.html
Ian_mids - Dawn Mid's Knicker Drawers
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/10424.html
Best use of Emoticons etc Kinky Lizard, Dawn_Mids, MrFC
Best Newcomer Well Busty Babe, Kinky Lizard, Angel_Chat
Mod of the Year FredFlintstone, bluexxx, steveg_nw

1 May 2004

Hmmmm......well here goes:
Best Avatar (Male) The Tongue, MrFC (those lovely bum cheeks, mmmmm!!) and Kinky Lizard
Best Avatar (Female) Piercerbabe, Well Busty Babe, Lucylovely
Most Prolific Thread Starter Rocky Horror, Kinky Lizard, KitKat
Funniest Poster (Male) Rocky Horror, Kinky Lizard, Fred Flinstone
Funniest Poster (Female) Well Busty Babe, Sappho, Wilma
Best Thread The Tongue/WBB for the 'Wedding', The SH Theme Park and Will's Birthday NOT.
Best use of Emoticons etc. Kinky Lizard (of course), Sgt Bilko (new at moving emoticons but priceless) and Fred Flinstone
Best Newcomer (since 1st March) Well Busty Babe, Kinky Lizard and Kit
Mod of the year Mal609 (of course, who else could it be after those pics with PoshnBecks lol

), FredFlintsone and KitKat

1 May 2004

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(I've decided to emerge out of retirement :violin: for one last Posting, on this Thread.)
The Sgt Bilko Annual Swinging Heaven Forum Awards 2004
:swingingchair: :swingingchair:
Best Avatar (Male): the_tongue
Best Avatar (Female): well_busty_babe- an outstanding, classic, unique, branding style Avatar. WBB would be insane to ever change it
Most Prolific Thread Starter: :confused: Whoever the stats show as most prolific surely :small-print:
Funniest Poster (Male): Sgt Bilko
Funniest Poster (Female): Dawn_Mids
Best Thread: Pass on Your Wisdom - no, NOT â€˜cos I started it, but â€˜cos it proved that SH CafÃ© dwellers can be wise, articulate and have some depth
Best use of Emoticons etc: Sgt Bilko & Kinky Lizard
Best Newcomer (since 1 March): VenusnMars
Mod of the Year: KitKat
biggrin

:D
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PS. Seems my final Posting is THIS ONE OVER HERE
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1 May 2004

I only point this out because Manalive did not vote for me!!!! lol

Rules: You must nominate threenames for each category. The same name can be nominated for several categories. You cannot nominate yourselfor your partner. The Thread will be locked at midnight on Friday 7th May. The person with the most nominations for each category will be deemed the winner of that category. Despite being the 2004 Awards it covers the last 12 months so any Thread or Poster is eligible.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Vote for me, Vote for me, I promise you everything you ever wanted!!!

1 May 2004

1. I refuse to go along with the 3 nominations rule because I think the Forum's too small for that approach confused

2. Surely if a Thread is a strong one, it has nothing whatsoever to do with who kicked it off - it has to do with the chemistry and content of the Thread - created by all the fab SH Posters contributing. So I don't see it as nominating myself ! ( redface

hope that's right anyways surprised

ops: )
3. I hereby go back to retirement biggrin

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PS. Wanted THIS POST OVER HERE to be my final one
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1 May 2004

Manalive - I think Wilma's post was in jest and not meant to cause offence.
Please, don't make me feel old and retire before I am financially able to!!!
Kit
xxx

1 May 2004

Now look - I'm going to get around to this if it kills me - but I'm just too pissed at the mo' to make any sense at all. I've got to say that when I saw the thread for the first time it scared me witless but as with all things kosher on this site you can see that it's the positive, which comes through.
However, I do have one coherent (well semi-coherent) thing to say just now. The real winner is the whole site and all the genuine people on it- it is true synergy which works - long live SH :!: :!:

1 May 2004

:cry: :cry: :cry:
i am moved to tears by all the votes i have got!
:cry: :cry: :cry:
i will start preparing an oscar style speach just in case wink

and to all the peeps who voted for me, you have a choice.... come and say hello on saturday and you can have EITHER a snog kiss

..... or an autograph! :notes:
:wink:
luv
WBB
xxxxx

1 May 2004

don't know people well enough to vote in all, but I'll do a couple;
funniest female-wbb (big boobs and a sense of humour? my perfect woman lol)
best avatar- piercerbabe (also for making me feel so welcome when I joined)
best mod-heather (but I appreciate all that they all do)

1 May 2004

Well seen as MrFC has quite a few votes ...... I'm hiring him out for a couple of weeks.
Any offers ??? wink

:wink:

1 May 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
i am moved to tears by all the votes i have got!

Sod it - I am off down the plastic surgeon to get myself some tits! sad

Kat

1 May 2004

Quote by KitKat

i am moved to tears by all the votes i have got!

Sod it - I am off down the plastic surgeon to get myself some tits! sad

Kat
But you already have such a lovely pair....
*Running off to hide before Kat hunts her down and punishes her* lol

1 May 2004

sarge I hope that you wil count Tuc's response... some categories I did not wish to reply to... IE best emoticon use!!!! I forced myself....
whaT about an alternative best of awards... current ones are very formal...
any one any alternaive suggestions
best alleged cunny licker would have to be proved!!!!
a would best cck sucker
)
and what about worst ( most twatish ad
Best ad Pic?
overall alth9ough you could have categories

1 May 2004

Quote by mirth
sarge I hope that you wil count Tuc's response... some categories I did not wish to reply to... IE best emoticon use!!!! I forced myself....
whaT about an alternative best of awards... current ones are very formal...
any one any alternaive suggestions
best alleged cunny licker would have to be proved!!!!
a would best cck sucker
)
and what about worst ( most twatish ad
Best ad Pic?
overall alth9ough you could have categories

Is that you Gman?

1 May 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
sarge I hope that you wil count Tuc's response... some categories I did not wish to reply to... IE best emoticon use!!!! I forced myself....
whaT about an alternative best of awards... current ones are very formal...
any one any alternaive suggestions
best alleged cunny licker would have to be proved!!!!
a would best cck sucker
)
and what about worst ( most twatish ad
Best ad Pic?
overall alth9ough you could have categories

Is that you Gman?
Who ever it is I'll have a pint of what they've had!!!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

1 May 2004

Pay attention - for I shall say this only once wink

1 May 2004

Well, that will make a welcome change then lol

Kit
xxx

2 May 2004

Well, here goes:
Best Male Avatar - Mr FC, The tongue, Steveg
Best Female Avatar - Wilma, MrsFC, Well Bustybabe
Most prolific thread starter - MrFC, Sgt. Bilko, Wilma
Funniest Poster Male - Sgt Bilko, Artificer, Davej
Funniest Poster Female - Wilma, Misschief, MrsFC
Best Thread - The Kick, GFZ, SH Hmmm
Best use of Emoticons - Sgt. Bilko, Kinky Lizard, Wilma
Best Newcomer - DazandLou, Angelchat, DreamerHelen
Mod of the Year - Jags, Fred, Bluexxx
Hugz and kisses to those I did not mention - you are all worthy of recognition
Kit
xxx

2 May 2004

:happy: :happy: :happy: :inlove: :inlove:

2 May 2004

Yes, I know, I've gone, but a certain 'military gentleman' from the Manchester area, has the barrel of a tank howitzer positioned inside my nostril. So, in order to prevent further sinus damage:
Best avatar( female) : Alex ( various), Dawn mids, Mrs FC
Best avatar(male): Tongue, Mr FC, SteveG_NW
Most prolific thread starter: Sarge, Fred F, Mr FC
Funniest Poster Male: Sarge, DaveJ, Fred F
Funniest Poster Fem: Wilma, Misschief, Sappho
Best Thread:
Fred.... Renovation of GFZ
Letters to Clerk of Swinging Heaven (NOT because I started it, but because of what ensued)
The GFZ
Best use of emoticons: Sarge, Kinky Lizard , MrFC
Best newcomer: Kinky Lizard, DaveJ.
Mod of the year:Fred F, Jags.
EXTRA:
Artificer's nomination for friendship beyond the call: Sappho, Corrie, The FC's...
Right, now, Mr Bilko, if you would kindly remove that cold steel from my breathing apparatus, I will away.
(By the way, if any of you see Fly, that bloody soft sheep-dog of mine, send him 'whum'; we've work to do...)
That really is goodbye.... wink

To quote my favourite song:
'Of all the friends that e'er I had, they are sorry for my going away,
And all the sweethearts e'er I loved, they'd wish me one more day to stay.
But since it fell into my lot, that I should go and you should not,
I'll gently rise, and softly call: goodnight, and joy be with you all...
(The Parting Glass)

2 May 2004

My nominations are:
Best Avatar (Male) steveg_nw, Mr FC, tim_jas (could've been either male or female but that kitten is soooo cute!)
Best Avatar (Female) Jags, Dawn_Mids, Misschief
Most Prolific Thread Starter Heather, FredFlintstone, Sgt Bilko
Funniest Poster (Male) Fred Flintstone, Sgt Bilko, Articifer
Funniest Poster (Female) Heather, Wilma, JudyTV
Best Thread
Convoy - totally random!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/7467.html
SH Hmm Hmmm (busted) - the title was enough to do it for me!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9368.html
You B*stards - hilarious!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9235.html
Best use of Emoticons etc. Wilma, Kit, Bluexxx
Best Newcomer I've not been around much lately so it's not really fair of me to vote in this one!
Mod of the Year Jags (cos I love her humour), Bluexxx (cos she gets them told), KitKat (cos he's always the voice of reason)

3 May 2004

Right I am going to play strictly by the rules here (don't I always!! rolleyes

). Which means that I can't nominate Sappho for anything sad

. The main reason this upsets me is because I still think she has the best female avatar!! (not to mention funniest female) Okay, 3 nominations in each category, here goes:
Best avatar (male) : Artificer (the prancing sheep), Sgt Bilko (because I so hope that it's him), Mr FC
Best avatar(female): Wilma, Kit and Jags. I know which side my bread's buttered!! But see above for what I really think...... :inlove:
Most prolific thread starter: Sgt Bilko, Wilma, Mr FC
Funniest Poster Male: Sgt Bilko rotflmao

, Artificer (I miss him already :cry smile

, Kat
Funniest Poster Fem: Wilma, Jags, MISSCHIEF
Best Thread: Security Matters (Bilko), Swinging Heaven Hmm Hmm, GFZ Refurbishment (Fred)
Best use of emoticons: Sgt Bilko (his own private army), Kinky Lizard, Wilma
Best newcomer(since 1 March): Kit :inlove: :inlove: (sorry - redface

), Tune Essence, AngelChat
Mod of the year: Jags (the one and only passionkiss

) followed by bluexxx and KitKat.
Okay. That's me done. Off for a lie down now.
Will
Still overcome by the wonderful people on here.:happy:

3 May 2004

my nominations are:
Best Avatar (Male) roger, the_tongue and mrFc
Best Avatar (Female) dawnmids, kit and wilma flintstone
Most Prolific Thread Starter mrFC, fred flintstone and heather
Funniest Poster (Male) kinky lizard, Rocky Horror and Arti
Funniest Poster (Female) misschief, wilma flintstone, lou
Best Thread
SHAT Awards http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/11021.html (I know I'm a creep)
What's in it FORUM You? http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/6403.html
Best use of Emoticons etc. Kinky Lizard, Mr Fc and Sgt Bilko
Best Newcomer well_busty_babe; Kinky Lizard; Angelchat ... but Thomas is quality too :!: (can I have this in lieu of some of the nominations I couldn't make confused

: )
Mod of the Year I haven't got a clue - I've been such a good boy :!: - except I know they all do a brill job :!:

3 May 2004

Aw, guys, thank you all for voting for me!! i cant believe you all care so much, lol!!! redface

4 May 2004

Thanks to those that have posted their nominations. I have been pleasantly surprised by the diversity of the threads nominated for the Best Thread Award and reminded of some great ones that I had forgotten about. :doh:
I am disappointed by the lack of nominations from some of the more established Regulars and ://
Remember you only have until Friday night to nominate. :small-print:

4 May 2004

I've been thinking about this all week - and it's a tough one. (Why can't I vote for Will?)
Best Avatar (Male) The naked Fred Flintstone; Steveg_nw's exposed nether regions; NeilinLeeds because I still think it's Cyrano de Bergerac and I wish he'd tell me what it really is!
Best Avatar (Female) Dawn_Mids fabulous breasts (please note the emerald tinge of envy there); Misschief (because it really does look like her); Corrie (the Las Vegas chorus girl one).
Most Prolific Thread Starter Sgt Bilko; Kitkat; Wilma Flintstone.
Funniest Poster (Male) Sgt Bilko; Fred Flintstone; Artificer.
Funniest Poster (Female) Misschief; Kit; Jags.
Best Thread What's in it FORUM you?; Security Matters; You b*stards!
Best use of Emoticons etc. Sgt Bilko; Wilma Flintsone; Kinky Lizard.
Best Newcomer (since 1st March) Kinky Lizard; well-busty-babe; dazandlou.
Mod of the year This is a tough one! I love them all! Okay, okay... mal609; Jags; Fred Flintstone; Steveg-nw
SH Couple Kitkat; Fred & Wilma Flintstone; Ian & Dawn_Mids
Lifetime Achievement Award Mark and Helen
Will, darling - I need a very large G & T after that!
Sappho xxx

4 May 2004

I have spent all B/H weekend fretting over this. It's almost impossible, every category has at least 5 or six other very close contenders. There is one category that in the end I just could't decide on, sorry.
Can we also have another category? ..... Person who makes the most sense
So, my nominations are:
Best Avatar (Male) Willxx69, The Tongue, Mal609
Best Avatar (Female) Sappho, Dawn_mids, Corrie (newest one)
Most Prolific Thread Starter Mr FC, Wilma Flintstone, Rocky Horror
Person who makes the most sense Sappho, Bluexxx, JudyTV
Funniest Poster (Male) Sarge, FredFlintstone, Kat (Will, Roger, kinky lizard and Davej only didn't make it on there cos they lost when I resorted to dip dip you are not it!)
Funniest Poster (Female) Heather, Wilma, Jags (Ditto above reason for Kit, Sappho, MrsFC, Corrie, WBB, Daffodilbbw)
Best Thread The Cats, I was in tears with laughter http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8131.html
The shower olympics! Simply hysterical http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/11207.html
Fred at deaths door (well the toilet door anyway) http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8135.html
Best use of Emoticons etc. Kinky Lizard, Sarge, MrFC
Best Newcomer ......... I'm sorry, this is the category I've really beaten myself up about, I cannot narrow it down to anything less than 10. I will never get my vote in if I keep dithering.
Mod of the Year Jags, Bluexxx, Heather (come on ye girls :twisted: )
Hmmmmm, now I just know that as soon as I press submit I will want to change my mind :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
There are many others that I have toyed over, they have a category all to themselves, eg Mark (crappiest game player, never laughed so much at 3 in the morning in my life!)
DJohn (cutest man to dress as a rabbit!!!)
MrWriter (one of the very few guys who I genuinely believe does like the maturer woman)
oh the list can go on and on .......
One last mention, because I wasn't allowed to vote for him. Carpy, you will get your award delivered specially :twisted: :inlove:

4 May 2004

I have till Friday to post and I am going to leave it till then! smile