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AND THE WINNER IS................. THE SH AWARDS 2004

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SPECIAL AWARD!!!
A very GOLD medal is awarded to the lovely Wilma in the special category of services over and above duty to the sanity of this site
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Yipeeee I'm a cold pedalist, I mean a hold shoppinglist, oh fuckity fuck (tm Jags 2004) A toad reallypissed, mould knickerless......
I know what I mean!
Love
Wilma
Gold Medallist - (see :rude: )
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I have spent all B/H weekend fretting over this. It's almost impossible, every category has at least 5 or six other very close contenders. There is one category that in the end I just could't decide on, sorry.
Can we also have another category? ..... Person who makes the most sense
So, my nominations are:
Best Avatar (Male) Willxx69, The Tongue, Mal609
Best Avatar (Female) Sappho, Dawn_mids, Corrie (newest one)
Most Prolific Thread Starter Mr FC, Wilma Flintstone, Rocky Horror
Person who makes the most sense Sappho, Bluexxx, JudyTV
Funniest Poster (Male) Sarge, FredFlintstone, Kat (Will, Roger, kinky lizard and Davej only didn't make it on there cos they lost when I resorted to dip dip you are not it!)
Funniest Poster (Female) Heather, Wilma, Jags (Ditto above reason for Kit, Sappho, MrsFC, Corrie, WBB, Daffodilbbw)
Best Thread The Cats, I was in tears with laughter http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8131.html
The shower olympics! Simply hysterical http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/11207.html
Fred at deaths door (well the toilet door anyway) http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/8135.html
Best use of Emoticons etc. Kinky Lizard, Sarge, MrFC
Best Newcomer ......... I'm sorry, this is the category I've really beaten myself up about, I cannot narrow it down to anything less than 10. I will never get my vote in if I keep dithering.
Mod of the Year Jags, Bluexxx, Heather (come on ye girls )
Hmmmmm, now I just know that as soon as I press submit I will want to change my mind
There are many others that I have toyed over, they have a category all to themselves, eg Mark (crappiest game player, never laughed so much at 3 in the morning in my life!)
DJohn (cutest man to dress as a rabbit!!!)
MrWriter (one of the very few guys who I genuinely believe does like the maturer woman)
oh the list can go on and on .......
One last mention, because I wasn't allowed to vote for him. Carpy, you will get your award delivered specially

awww thanks for my "almost" vote misschief! :P
i have to add a ps to my nominations... misschief....... for the funniest voter so far! biggrin
WBB
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Oh WBB kiss
You are just lovely x
Hehe, I have finally managed to get my head together enough to actually make a note of the catagories and vote lol. Been having a blonde week :P
So any way here are the nominations from me.......
Best Male Avatar - TheTongue, ,KinkyLizard
Best Female Avatar - DawnMids,WBB,Wilma
Most Prolific Thread Starter - Sarge,KitKat,FredFlintstone
Funniest Poster Male - KinkyLizard,Sarge,FredFlintstone
Funniest Poster Female - WBB,Mischief,DazandLou
Best Use of Emoticons - KinkyLizard, ,Sarge (dispite only realising recently that most actually move lmao!!)
Best Newcomer - KinkyLizard,WBB,DazandLou

Hey I know I didnt included all catagories but my 'blonde' brain found the thought too taxing......... redface
Oooo! And a quick 'Thankyou xx' to all of you who nominated me biggrin :P
If we ever meet I'll owe you one lolol ;)
PJ xx
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If we ever meet I'll give you one lolol ;)
blast
PJ xx

We can hardly wait, PJ ! rotflmao
Mal
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LMAO!!
Hehehe, you aint seen nothing yet Mal ;)
Ooooooo......*goes off in a daydream*
I've agonised, toyed (no, not that sort !), wondered and otherwise fretted about voting - as much as letting some people know how much I think of them would be wonderful, it's the thought of those names not listed thats makes me hesitate.
I'm just going to vote for SH as a whole.
Yeah, it's a cheat and a cop-out, but it also happens to be true - it's the combination of people on here that help raise the bar for everybody.
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One last mention, because I wasn't allowed to vote for him. Carpy, you will get your award delivered specially :twisted: :inlove:

Oooooh, you see, I *am* a winner after all !! You just wait for my acceptance speech, honey !
Carpathian (and supporting cast of fowls, trolls, gargoyles et al)
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LMAO!!
Hehehe, you aint seen nothing yet Mal ;)
Ooooooo......*goes off in a daydream*

I wait with baited breath!! :grin:
Mal
lol
Less than 24 hours left in which to nominate !!!!
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I'm just going to vote for SH as a whole.

Come on Carpi, that is just a cop-out and isn't fair to those that have bothered to it is just a bit of fun, he says making a note of those that didn't vote for him so that he can poke them in the eye in Munchester on Saturday night. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ok I have put this off as long as possible.
Its been very hard trying to only pick 3 people when I enjoy reading posts from so many of you but here goes.........
Best Avatar (Male) MrFC, Carpathian, the_tongue
Best Avatar (Female) Jags, MISSCHIEF, well_busty_babe, MrsFC (yes I know that’s 4)
Most Prolific Thread Starter Mr FC, KitKat , Sgt Bilko
Funniest Poster (Male) Sgt Bilko, davj, artificer
Funniest Poster (Female) Misschief, Jags, Wilma
Best Thread
Happy Birthday will by Jags
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/10604.html
Idiots guide to swinging by roger743
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/10408.html
The shower olympics! Simply hysterical
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/11207.html
Best Newcomer Neilinleeds (to the forum, not the chatroom)
Mod of the Year Jags, Mal609, Kitkat
Phew, that was hard work
Dawn :silly:
Best Male Avatar- Mr FC, Carpathian Duck, Will
Best Female Avatar- Wilma, Well Busty Babe, Sappho
Most Prolific Thread StarterMr FC, Heather, Sgt Bilko
Funniest Poster Male- Red Van Man, Fred Flintstone, Sarge
Funniest Poster Female Wilma, Jags, Blue
Best Thread Lets be Flirty - Because this was the first ever thread where I really felt part of the forum, and signalled the beginning of a most wonderful friendship.
I Spy - because this was one thread that seemed to trigger more memories than any other.
More Silliness.... - Because this MUST be the silliest the forum EVER got!
Best Use of Emoticons,Sarge, Mr FC, Wilma Flintstone
Best Newcomer- Well Busty Babe, Kinky Lizard, Ice Pie
Mod of The Year- MARK, Jags, Blue
I had trouble sorting out the best threads, the ones that immediatly sprung to mind are the more recent ones, The convoy, Fred Kicks Wilma and the ensuing drama, The refurbishment. The older ones often depend on knowing the people involved. So I dug around and found some old favorites. RVM getting locked in the GFZ, several times, Biker guy getting sticky Blue fur over his leathers, the day Adverse Camber became a sexual hazard, The saga of RVM's sooty willy, and how he eventually got it clean, not to mention how he got it sooty in the first place. The immortal moment when DJohn challenged Blue to "Do her Worst" (If there was a category for funniest EVER moment in GFZ history - that would be it!) the sentimental first ever GFZ, when it was just a Friday afternoon frivalous thought, and finally, the day I summoned Blue and Jags to the office for a dressing down, resulting in Office Mendacity! The problem was, in those days when the forum was so much smaller, the amount of thread hopping was unreal! There seems to be bits and pieces all over the place! rolleyes
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Kat
my parting shot some votes
Best Male Avatar- Kinky Lizard
Best Female Avatar - Well Busty Babe corrie vicky uk
Most Prolific Thread Starter SGT Bilko Fred Flinstone roger
Funniest Poster Male - Fred Flintstone, Srgt Bilko
Funniest Poster Female WBB
More Silliness.... - Because this MUST be the silliest the forum EVER got!
Best Use of Emoticons, kinky lizard
Best Newcomer - Well Busty Babe, Kinky Lizard,
Mod of The Year -, Jags,
My Nominations for the SHAT Awards 2004 are as follows.....

Best Avatar(Male)- Tongue, Will, Mal
Best Avatar(Female)- Dawnmids, MrsFc, Wilma
Most prolific thread starter -Sgt Bilko, Rocky Horror, Wilma
Funniest poster(male)- Davj, Sgt Bilko, Articifer
Funniest poster(female)- Wilma, Kit, Jags
Best Thread- FredFlintstone, Sgt Bilko, Will
Best use of emoticons -Kinky Lizard, Sgt Bilko, Wilma
Best Newcomer- Kinky Lizard, Venus&Mars, WBB
Mod of the Year- Jags, Kitkat, Fred
I've been pondering my nominations all week, but with time running out, here goes:
Best Male Avatar: Duckpathian, MrFC, FredFlintstone
Best Female Avatar: DawnMids Wilma, Jags
Most Prolific Thread Starter: MrFC, KitKat, Sarge
Funniest Poster (Male): DJohn, Kat, FredFlintstone
Funniest Poster (Female): Wilma, Jags, JudyTV
Best Thread: FredFlintstone's bad tummy upset cool ; GFZ refurbishent, Willxx69's Themepark
Best Use of Emoticons: Sarge Kinky Lizard, Wilma
Best Newcomer: WBB, Kinky Lizard, VenusnMars
Mod of the Year: Jags, KitKat, FredFlintstone
I've just sneaked in (I'm ALLOWED!!) to offer my thanks to the organisers of these awards!
From the very First Mod of the Year!!
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