Quote by davej
The Lesser Brained Boy-Racer (Burberry Hattus)
Cute little things, I feel sorry for them: imagine having to live in a shell-suit and spend your life going round and round a deserted Safeway car park.
Protect them I say-they are a national treasure.
Ah too true agricola.......spotted some the other day as I pulled into a Tesco must have been the mating season cos these young stags were challenging the old bulls.....why I was almost flattered when one of em shouted across to me " what the fLuck are you looking at grandad" as if I were a threat. they were clearly out to impress the female of the species as there was a 'giggle of Britney's' nearby....I think thats what you call em.......recognisable by the multi hooped earrings from the Argos collection, the constant chewing of the bark from the gum tree and the chanting of the words " yeah right"
There's loads of 'em round here.... usually called the Common Chavscummius. They have an unusual and annoying language including a particularly irritating mating ritual consisting of a loud clearing of the throat and subsequent spitting (male of the species) and intensely maddening giggling for the female, usually accompanied by the jangling of one of their least redeeming features - bling.
I think there'll be a culling soon. They're breeding too fast - most are grandparents by the time they're 30.
Cull the Common chavscummius! Vote AyeAye!
