hello im having a bad day and so offering ways to annoy people around u!
in the poundshop asking a shop assistant how much something is?
any more
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Quote by duncanlondon
The assistant in the pound shop making every effort to help you with your enquiry.
The fact that in some pound shops, not everything is a pound :shock:
Sex God
What's worse is when pound shops are having a half price sale and you hear people asking how much something is 
Sex God
The old woman in front of you at the till in supermarkets. Take ages to pack up their four or five items and then spend ten minutes fumbling at the bottom of their shopping bag looking for their purse 
Or the sad "get a life" types who go into a shop and purchase something for and then pay by card ffs! Don't people use real cash these days?!
Or worse still is a woman I know who takes her dog for a walk in all weathers. Dog wears a coat, but her toddler sits in his buggy without shoes or socks on his feet, which are usually a shade of bright red with the cold :shock: :x
Tracy-Jayne
Or the sad "get a life" types who go into a shop and purchase something for and then pay by card ffs! Don't people use real cash these days?!
Or worse still is a woman I know who takes her dog for a walk in all weathers. Dog wears a coat, but her toddler sits in his buggy without shoes or socks on his feet, which are usually a shade of bright red with the cold :shock: :x
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
A lack of basic manners plain annoys me
As do the parents who send their children to school knowing full well they have head lice! and the fact that the school nurse can't seem to return my calls!!!!
As do the parents who send their children to school knowing full well they have head lice! and the fact that the school nurse can't seem to return my calls!!!!
Boy racers who like to play "chicken" with me!
Bit of news for all you boyracers out there: - I am not going to get out of your way. Mine is a company car. You hit it, I pick up my company mobile and I ring someone. They pick me up - take my car to the garage and drop me off at home. Then they deliver a new car to me. The only inconvenience I suffer is having to fill in an incident form.
YOU on the other hand already pay far too much insurance. It will go up!!
So all you do is ANNOY me!!
Ahem.......
Bit of news for all you boyracers out there: - I am not going to get out of your way. Mine is a company car. You hit it, I pick up my company mobile and I ring someone. They pick me up - take my car to the garage and drop me off at home. Then they deliver a new car to me. The only inconvenience I suffer is having to fill in an incident form.
YOU on the other hand already pay far too much insurance. It will go up!!
So all you do is ANNOY me!!
Ahem.......
Sex God
:shock: :shock: :shock:
oooo the power Rs
Bev
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oooo the power Rs
Bev
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Suicidal idiots who cross roads without looking to see if there's traffic approaching, and then taking their time as if to say "sod you, I'll hold you up if I want to...." ....Erm, no you won't matey, you will shift your arse unless you have already started to cross on a designated pedex......
Rick. :x :x :x :x
Rick.
:x :x :x :x I cant be annoyed at the moment Im in too good a mood so can I have irritations :
My Children cannot
1 ever tell me that theyve used the last loo roll
2 mention they need money until were at School
3 put a video dvd cd etc in its case
4 wash the sink, shower bath after use
5 fold or hang up clothes (and do I hate ironing)
6 open the milk in date order
7 talk quietly, have a discussion with each other ( smack Im bigger than you so Im right, yell Im louder than you so Im right)
8 turn lights off
9 play on the ps2 without shouting
10 sit bloody still in the car
is this all kids :?:
: My Children cannot
1 ever tell me that theyve used the last loo roll
2 mention they need money until were at School
3 put a video dvd cd etc in its case
4 wash the sink, shower bath after use
5 fold or hang up clothes (and do I hate ironing)
6 open the milk in date order
7 talk quietly, have a discussion with each other ( smack Im bigger than you so Im right, yell Im louder than you so Im right)
8 turn lights off
9 play on the ps2 without shouting
10 sit bloody still in the car
is this all kids :?:
Sexpert
i hate the fact u have to pay for a tv license and theres nought good worth watching
Quote by krazykayaker
hello im having a bad day and so offering ways to annoy people around u!
in the poundshop asking a shop assistant how much something is?
any more
This may not annoy others as much as cheer you up. Driving thro' a strange area slow down near some pedestrians and with a quizzical look say Uh straight on?. They often say yes and as you go look in your mirror to see how they react
Handy
Quote by warwick:lol: :lol: :lol:
butters good to see you mate
that sounded heartfelt :lol:
Thanks Hun nice to see you too xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
And it was heart felt! Honestly sometimes I wonder why god put men on the earth! Then someone like you reminds me why xxxxxxxxxxxx
I hate the fact that when you have run the length of the house to get to the phone before it stops it's a bloody window firm!
Dont get me started...
When you go to put a tape/cd/dvd on and there is another one which is something totally different in its box.
When your driving along a road and there are cars parked on the opposite side of the road, but the oncoming car keeps coming then gets annoyed at you even though its your right of way.
When your at the supermarket in an empty isle, stop to look at something, then a crowd of people appear pushing around you.
Old/disabled people who think they have the right to park in parents and toddler spaces at the supermarket.
People who block your driveway.
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When you go to put a tape/cd/dvd on and there is another one which is something totally different in its box.
When your driving along a road and there are cars parked on the opposite side of the road, but the oncoming car keeps coming then gets annoyed at you even though its your right of way.
When your at the supermarket in an empty isle, stop to look at something, then a crowd of people appear pushing around you.
Old/disabled people who think they have the right to park in parents and toddler spaces at the supermarket.
People who block your driveway.
F
Okay this is more than a little annoyance but here goes....
Don't you just hate it when you've ended an SH *friendship* and you ask the person politely to delete you as you've done them and they refuse to do so. Makes you wonder who they're sending your piccies off to :shock: :shock: :x :x :x Today's sarcastic response? Wow. Just wow. 
Wow what? And no, that wasn't even from my recent disappointment. He at least went quietly. But a silly little boy I made a big mistake with.
Don't you just hate it when you've ended an SH *friendship* and you ask the person politely to delete you as you've done them and they refuse to do so.
Makes you wonder who they're sending your piccies off to :shock: :shock: :x :x :x Today's sarcastic response? Wow. Just wow. Wow what? And no, that wasn't even from my recent disappointment. He at least went quietly. But a silly little boy I made a big mistake with. Quote by warwick
9 play on the ps2 without shouting
:shock: :shock: :shock: I thought it was just ours...
He also shouts at his gameboy advance and the PC..... All you can hear is "That was a foul ref, are you blind??" :shock: I keep telling him that they cant hear him but he keeps on doing it :lol:Ooohhh and Rainbows.... We have the same thing with the kids in the road near us.... Funny thing is once you whack them with your mirrors a couple of times or have got really close, they tend to move out of the way... :dunno: :lol:
I am with nealfiona on the Old/disabled people who think they have the right to park in parents and toddler spaces at the supermarket....
Shireen
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Cyclists who seem to be convinced that they're pedestrians and insist on riding on the pavement. Sorry pal, but you are operating a vehicle and therefore belong on the road, unless there is a portion of the pavement specifically marked as a cycle path. I have no objection to you riding on a clear pavement when there's no pedestrians in sight, but on busy pedestrian thoroughfares, it's really farking annoying.
Quote by flapjackboy
Cyclists who seem to be convinced that they're pedestrians and insist on riding on the pavement. Sorry pal, but you are operating a vehicle and therefore belong on the road, unless there is a portion of the pavement specifically marked as a cycle path. I have no objection to you riding on a clear pavement when there's no pedestrians in sight, but on busy pedestrian thoroughfares, it's really farking annoying.
Or what about cyclist's who do use the road but seem to ignore zebra crossings and red lights!
