Anti Viagra?

9 Jun 2014

I don't know if there has been a sudden influx in super hot fun babes on this site or if its just an increase in my interactions with them, I have a few new friends to chat to and its having an unexpected side effect.... :sad:
I have returned to a situation I have not had to face since I was 15!, sudden and lasting errection syndrome (SLES) redface

Currently spending over an hour a day in at least a semi aroused state and its starting to get tender - morning wood lasts until mid afternoon and if I roll over during the night im in danger of pole vaulting through my open window......
Cold showers just dont cut it and I can't have 2 meets a day, not prepared to give up talking to any of these amazing fems (only 2 or 3, they have my entire attention held firm!!) and due to their desire for a bucketload when I finish I am not tickling my own tackle either.
any suggestions or prescriptions would be gratefully recieved :rascal:
*EDIT*
Thanks for the PMs guys, appreciate the advice but NO; switching to a sausage only diet would not help ;)

9 Jun 2014

*hands you a bag of my pubic lice* there are 72 of them, each have names, be sure to rub them on yer genital area, you should see an improvement (decrease) in your 'aroused state' within a week.
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9 Jun 2014

I let the lice loose and it worked for an hour Toots!! lol

Unfortunately they divided into two distinct groups, the balsacs and the ontops. There was a minor skirmish on a disputed border which has now escalated into a full scale crotch war.
The lice started to research new technologies to bring victory, I now have a whole bunch of them driving miniscule tanks round my bits and shooting lasers at each other. They have developed chemical weapons and little suits to protect themselves so now even the standard treatment for crabs wont work!
To top it all the the aroused state has now returned to give them a large open battlefield ideally suited for tank combat!! :uhoh:
Help!!!
:giveup:

9 Jun 2014

Quote by Big_Fraser
I don't know if there has been a sudden influx in super hot fun babes on this site or if its just an increase in my interactions with them, I have a few new friends to chat to and its having an unexpected side effect.... :sad:
I have returned to a situation I have not had to face since I was 15!, sudden and lasting errection syndrome (SLES)
Currently spending over an hour a day in at least a semi aroused state and its starting to get tender - morning wood lasts until mid afternoon and if I roll over during the night im in danger of pole vaulting through my open window......
Cold showers just dont cut it and I can't have 2 meets a day, not prepared to give up talking to any of these amazing fems (only 2 or 3, they have my entire attention held firm!!) and due to their desire for a bucketload when I finish I am not tickling my own tackle either.
any suggestions or prescriptions would be gratefully recieved :rascal:
*EDIT*
Thanks for the PMs guys, appreciate the advice but NO; switching to a sausage only diet would not help ;)

Have you tried plunging your member into ice? I'm talking actual ice here :rascal: that should cease all blood flow there lol

Obviously I don't want your cock to drop off, what use would that be? :rude:
If it goes into shock, , I'll be able to assist with any necessary first aid :grin:

10 Jun 2014

Quote by flirty_4
Have you tried plunging your member into ice? I'm talking actual ice here :rascal: that should cease all blood flow there
Obviously I don't want your cock to drop off, what use would that be? :rude:
If it goes into shock, , I'll be able to assist with any necessary first aid :grin:

It froze in its errect state! Tried to warm it up with my hand now that's frozen to it too! I have to work today, its going to be embarrassing redface

Currently sat on a radiator, could do with extra help defrosting it Flirty :rascal:

10 Jun 2014

Quote by Big_Fraser
only 2 or 3

You're really making do there, what hardship!
Watch the news.

10 Jun 2014

Quote by Big_Fraser
The lice started to research new technologies to bring victory,

Oooh, they would be nanolice then, could you send them back cos they are spesh.

10 Jun 2014

Quote by pebble
only 2 or 3

You're really making do there, what hardship!
Its taken 10 years to get this far pebble, unlike you fun laydeez dont just fall in my lap you know!! (unless I trip them!) :grin:
I suspect you have more than one admirer pebble (cant be just me ;) ) so I'm sure you have me beat hands down!!

Quote by Toots
Oooh, they would be nanolice then, could you send them back cos they are spesh.

*unzips*
Help yourself! :lol2:

10 Jun 2014

Quote by Big_Fraser
Oooh, they would be nanolice then, could you send them back cos they are spesh.

*unzips*
Help yourself! :lol2:
fanks *dons camouflage fatigues* alright, I'm in (easily pushes to one side the slightly salty slightly limp peepee) 'cuts down the matted clumps of pubes' hmm alrighty 'moves away what looks to be some out of date smeg' ahh there they are *calls her nanonlice by their names...' hop on chapettes and chaps we have a bit of a jungle to sift through, first sign of any light and we'll head for it' ....
Took a while but we arrived at Port Bellend safe and sound and am happy to report we were airlifted from the KZ by a Preston Airbase chopper a few mins later.
Mission Acumplished

10 Jun 2014

Quote by Big_Fraser
I don't know if there has been a sudden influx in super hot fun babes on this site or if its just an increase in my interactions with them, I have a few new friends to chat to and its having an unexpected side effect.... :sad:
I have returned to a situation I have not had to face since I was 15!, sudden and lasting errection syndrome (SLES)
Currently spending over an hour a day in at least a semi aroused state and its starting to get tender - morning wood lasts until mid afternoon and if I roll over during the night im in danger of pole vaulting through my open window......
Cold showers just dont cut it and I can't have 2 meets a day, not prepared to give up talking to any of these amazing fems (only 2 or 3, they have my entire attention held firm!!) and due to their desire for a bucketload when I finish I am not tickling my own tackle either.
any suggestions or prescriptions would be gratefully recieved :rascal:
*EDIT*
Thanks for the PMs guys, appreciate the advice but NO; switching to a sausage only diet would not help ;)

Note Big Fraser...its common and is mostly psychological. Though it is worth getting your blood pressure checked and making sure your cholestrol is low. Also making sure your water intake is decent. Your GP will take it seriously btw.

12 Jun 2014

Finally my problem is solved!!
Toots has her nano lice back which means the pubes on the battlefield are growing again! kiss

Flirty flirted which helped my bits defrost quickly after the ice dip passionkiss

My doctor asked me look at a picture of his wife, that almost did it! :uhoh:
Someone finally sent me the solution, I now imagine the girls I like to have steve bushemi's eyes

Works a treat!!! :silly:

15 Jun 2014

Quote by Big_Fraser
only 2 or 3

You're really making do there, what hardship!
Its taken 10 years to get this far pebble, unlike you fun laydeez dont just fall in my lap you know!! (unless I trip them!) :grin:
Sad truth is, the only way I can get to the fun laydeez is by chatting up their man. But thanks for the great tip - I'll be sure to try that :thumbup: