Any Glasgow ladies here?

2 Nov 2003

hi all, just joined 8)
i'm an asian guy in glasgow and i'm looking for...experience lol

can any gal help me out?
you can check out my profile at:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-24091.html

2 Nov 2003

Hi there ...
Don't know what you need help with but Heather's good at helping with the painting if you need some done. Others are tecchies and will help you with PC problems and I'm just plain useless.
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Have fun here - we all do!!

2 Nov 2003

LOL!!!

2 Nov 2003

"Plain useless", Jags? That's not what I've heard... wink

2 Nov 2003

Oh I am... really - the rest is just plain old bluff!! biggrin

2 Nov 2003

sometimes i just feel frustrated, so i come to sites like these, hoping to come across a lady who'll...'de-flower' me... :shock: biggrin

:cry:

:twisted:
whatever

2 Nov 2003

Hi again - read all the info on the left hand side - and read other threads which are really useful.
Be patient, polite and prepared... have a browse around, join in the conversations and enjoy yourself - then, maybe, someone else will enjoy you too!!
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2 Nov 2003

Wooooo hoooooo - someone wants deflowering lol

:lol: :lol: . Absolutely no problem, I LOVE virgins, they're so, erm, cute :lol: :lol: :lol: AG - get prepared, lube up and BEND OVER!!!! 8) :shock:

2 Nov 2003

BAD Girl Bluexxx - you'll scare the poor fella half to death!!
lol

:lol:

2 Nov 2003

Well, he did say he wanted to be deflowered - I was just seeing how serious he was about it lol

:lol: :lol:

2 Nov 2003

Quote by bluexxx
Well, he did say he wanted to be deflowered - I was just seeing how serious he was about it :lol: :lol:

WELL - down to you then Asian Guy - are you serious cos you got a serious offer there???
Gets comfy on couch and waits for the action to start

2 Nov 2003

Can't wait to see those photos!
:twisted:

2 Nov 2003

Quote by BlueEyes
Can't wait to see those photos!
:twisted:

I can't wait to see his reply!!!!! lol

3 Nov 2003

@Blue - STFU
where's a cheap older glasgow chick when you need one!!!

3 Nov 2003

Can anyone tell me what STFU means? It isn't on /TheKid's list - I suspect it might be a rude one, but I would like to know bvefore I respond redface

3 Nov 2003

Think it means Shut The Fuck Up... but it can't cos a new boy wouldn't be so rude, would he??? rolleyes

3 Nov 2003

Jags is correct
one kiss awarded

3 Nov 2003

Quote by AsianGuy
where's a cheap older glasgow chick when you need one!!!

Manners!! Respect!!! We don't allow abuse on this site so watch it mate...calling women 'cheap' is not on, especially when YOU want something from them.
mad

:x

3 Nov 2003

Inexpensive tart sounds so much better

3 Nov 2003

Quote by TheAnalogKid
Jags is correct one kiss awarded

Oh!!!! can I save it up on a card and then collect my reward when the card is full???? lol

Thanks for the snog!
x

3 Nov 2003

Quote by TheAnalogKid
Inexpensive tart sounds so much better

yep!!!

3 Nov 2003

See ya later Jags x

3 Nov 2003

bye for now x

3 Nov 2003

Shut the fuck up???? - right then!!!!! I thought it was something rude, I was just waiting for proof - thanks, Jags and /TheKid! smile

Well, AG - no-one - I repeat - no-one tell me to shut the fuck up mad

:x :x , in real life or in cyberspace. If you can't be pleasant on a forum that is based on light-hearted banter you had better find somewhere else to hang out evil

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If you don't want people to take the mick out of your posts, why don't you place a serious one? If you're not sure what is serious and what isn't (as you're a newbie, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt) on this forum you can decline any offers you don't like with something more polite in future - thanks :x

3 Nov 2003

sometimes i just feel frustrated, so i come to sites like these, hoping to come across a lady who'll...'de-flower' me...
whatever

Way to go, AG is perfect for you, you silver tounged devil. I always wondered what to say to give a woman that "I feel special" feeling.
I'll try that on Kit sometime.
Lets have a sweep stake -
Odds on whether AG gets de-flowered before his flower wilts? rolleyes

And a side bet? Odds on whether AG knows that Blue is female? lol

:lol:
lhk
Kat

3 Nov 2003

Quote by KitKat
I'll try that on Kit sometime.

You're a brave man! lol

Quote by KitKat
And a side bet? Odds on whether AG knows that Blue is female? :lol: :lol:

*sniggers*