Any Ideas?

3 Mar 2005

I have a problem, the husband of my mistress of thirty years standing (or rather lying down) is retiring next week. That means my twice weekly supply is about to be cut off.
What am I going to do? Polite answers only please.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
hump

:borg:

3 Mar 2005

I think its time you introduced your self to the h/b

3 Mar 2005

Find him a hobby

3 Mar 2005

Joking apart tho Harry.....
After such a long time in a relationship with the lady in question I can see how this is going to affect you both...
Afraid I dont have any ideas mate.....
Hope you manage to find a solution.......
A guy as nice as you deserves to be happy mate

3 Mar 2005

Thanks for the replies folks,
Foxylady123. I already know her husband, he thinks I'm a nice guy. lol.
Steve_Mids and Scandal. He has two hobbies, washing and polishing his Beamer on the drive, and kipping on the setee.
Alexandra, I hadn't forgotten that dinner date, I'm looking forward to it.
It looks like I'm going to have to retrieve the family brain cell, and give this problem a lot of thought.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
hump

:borg:

3 Mar 2005

Quote by harry0
Thanks for the replies folks,
Foxylady123. I already know her husband, he thinks I'm a nice guy. lol.
Steve_Mids and Scandal. He has two hobbies, washing and polishing his Beamer on the drive, and kipping on the setee.
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I dont see the problem, he already knows you and hed rather be asleep!! I put money on that he knows what youve been up to all these years too!!! Take him to the pub and talk to him sound him out discretely!!

3 Mar 2005

Quote by harry0
I have a problem, the husband of my mistress of thirty years standing (or rather lying down) is retiring next week. That means my twice weekly supply is about to be cut off.
What am I going to do? Polite answers only please.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
:borg:

Try to set him up with a mistress... encourage him to meet her... twice a week?

4 Mar 2005

Firstly, wait a few weeks (and timing is all important as you will see)...then...
Why not tell him about a fantastic program that you stumbled across on Channel 5, all about older people taking up a swinging lifestyle, how it is all the rage, and how you think you 3 should give it a go!
Wait for his reaction,,,if it goes well, problem solved...if it goes badly, shout "April Fool!"